Monday, March 24th

I eavesdropped on the Dog and Dr. Seahorse. they were chatting about something I couldn't understand that went like this:

" remember that day I had a dream? You and Aya all cried remember? I'll stop at nothing to get what I want. I see everything coming together so clean between Tohru Kyo Yuki? I may be forced to admit I'm the dirtiest of them all."

Well, Shigure sure is a dirty old man, but he really needs to stop taking crack. Eavesdroppers can't understand him.

Later

All the younger Sohmas are getting their shots today. it should be fun to hear them scream.

Later later

First victim has arrived. Poor Hatori! I'm so glad I don't have his job.

It's Kagura, that crazy little spazzy boar-girl. Ha! Ha! Ha!

What's that I hear?

Even more later

This is what every single bratty kid that came in for their shots said, as recorded:

Kagura: BLEEEEEHHHH! *eye-flashing* KYOOOO!!! LOOOVVEE!!!! COME IN HERE AND HOLD MY HAAAAAAAAAANDD!!!

Kyo, who was next in line, proceeded to run off. Shame I couldn't catch him and stick him in a cage like the last cat. But there's no stopping him when he's having a contest with Yuki about who can keep the needle in their arm the longest.

Kyo: YOU STUPID OLD MAN!!! GET THAT DAMN THING OUTTA MY ARM! I HAVE TO FIGHT WITH THAT ARM!!!

Hatori (muttering under his breath): Why are all the kids in the Sohma family messed up?

Yuki: Hatori-sensei, can you make Kyo stop glaring at me evilly over your shoulder?

Hatori: he's your problem.

Momiji: WAAAAHHHH!!! IT HUUURTS!!!!

Hatori: Shut up.

Hatsuharu: Please take that thing out of my arm.

Hatori: No.

Hatsuharu: Why not.

Hatori: because then you'll get Tetanus, Hepatitis B, and Scarlet Fever. And then you'll die.

Hatsuharu: No, I won't.

Hatori: Yes, you will.

Hatsuharu: YOU SCUMBAG! YOU'RE JUST A COWARD! YOU LIKE INFLICTING PAIN ON PEOPLE! YOU'RE SICK AND TWISTED!!

Hatori: *sigh* Next.

Hatori: Let's see... Ritsu, 21, Female?

Ritsu: No, Male.

Hatori: let's just keep it as Female since you'll be having the sex change operation any day, shall we? It's just easier that way.

Ritsu: ... I caused you trouble? OH NO!! I'M SO SORRY! I DESERVE TO DIE!!!

Hatori: I'd be happier if you were all dead...

Kisa: ...

Hatori: say hello to the puppet.

I saw Kisa wave to a bear that looked evil.

Hatori: good. Now, if you shut your eyes, I'm gonna put a niiiice little pin that won't hurt a bit into your arm. Can you help me count to ten?

Kisa bit Hatori. HA.

Hiro: I don't need a shot. I never get sick. Now lemme go, you old bat, why don't you?

Hatori: when am I going to get relieved? I should get paid to put up with this crap.

Shigure: Sensei! I've just come down with AIDS. You wouldn't have a shot for that, would you?

Hatori: go f**k yourself. Oh, wait. You can't. you have AIDS.

Sadly, I couldn't hold back my laughter. At that point, I burst out laughing like a criminally insane pyromaniac. Which I am, somewhat. Then Shigure turned around all *chibi* and he just looked so stupid. I feel really bad for his editor, Mi-chan or whatever the hell her name is.

Life is so much more fun when you know everything.