Problem 21:Doors don't have locks
Sima Yi:I have papers-WHAT IN THE NAME OF CONFUCIUS ARE YOU DOING?!
Cao Pi is on the desk with Zhen Ji, and- you know where this is going.
Cao Pi:Studying the art of love. Ever heard of knocking?
Sima Yi:...Ugh...*covers eyes*..Do that on your own private time...
Cao Pi:I can do this anytime I want, plus...
Problem 22:Infertility (It depends on who you are)
Cao Pi:I won't have a unwanted brat. Every man and women here are unable to reproduce, thus I can have as much fun as I want.
Sima Yi:...What about Cao Rui?...
Cao Pi:Koei justs makes a model for him.
Sima Yi:...I'm just going to go...(Ugh...disgusting.)
Problem 23:It costs a lot of money to revive you
Koei Doctor:Huang Zhong died in battle!
Doctor 2:How bad?
Doctor:He suffered multiple arrow wounds to the head and body.
Doctor 2:How much will it cost to revive him?
Doctor:Reviving, and him being his young self: 600,000 dollars. Reviving him, and he stays the same:70,000 dollars.
Doctor 2:Go with the second choice.
Problem 24:Female clothing is too revealing
Sima Yi:My dear, aren't you cold? That..uhh...dress... is exposing a lot of your skin...
Zhang Chunhua:*shivering* N-no, I'm fine...
Sima Yi:Are you sure?
Sima Zhao:Yuanji, is that okay to wear in this weather?
Wang Yuanji:*shivering* Y-yes, I'm f-fine.
Sima Zhao:You're kinda shaking...
Wei
Guo Jia and other peons:*wolf whistle* Whoo! Zhen Ji, that's a nice dress!
Cao Cao:Work that ass!
Cao Pi:*glaring at Cao Cao*
Zhen Ji:I'm getting too much attention...
Problem 25:Chinese animal name puns
Zhou Yu:*eye twtich*..Why am I a fish?..(It's a pun on his name, Yu. "Yu" means fish when used commonly.)
Koei Executive:Just leave the costume on for a few minutes, here is your paycheck.
Zhou Yu:...
Ma Chao:...Same thing with you?
Zhou Yu:Yeah, and what are you?
Ma Chao:A horse. (Another pun, Ma means"horse". Also, the Chinese character for "horse" is in his name.)
Sima Yi:...You bastards...*eye twitch*
Sima Shi:...This is not funny...
Sima Zhao:...Why...
All three:WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN HORSE COSTUMES?! (Same pun with Ma Chao, The "Ma" in "Si "ma" means horse, and the Chinese character for horse is also in their name.)
Cao Cao:..I'm a cow...(No pun, just the fact people used to call him "Cow Cow".)
Problem 26:"Asians have small *****'s " stereotype being mentioned around DW men
Director:The fact that they're pretty doesn't cover up the fact they have- you know...
Animator:...We're both Asian...doesn't that apply to us?
Director:Don't change the subject! Huh, DW guys? You lack the necessary pack-
Weapons are pointed or thrown at him.
Director:...Heh...nevermind...
Lu Bu appears in front of him, he towers over him.
Lu Bu:What is it that I lack?
Director:...No...you don't lack anything...
Problem 27: DLC costumes
Koei Executive:I have new costume ideas for the characters.
Koei CEO:Let's hear it.
Executive:The women in Dead or Alive clothing. Pretty good, huh?
CEO:Hmm...seems interesting...
Director:..Do it.(I want to see Lian Shi and Zhang Chunhua.)
CEO:Ok. Approved. Get the animators.
Animator:I'm not making them wear demeaning costumes. The costumes they wear now are already revealing. Their husbands are not going to approve.
Director:SOME won't approve, but every other men wants them in sexy fighting clothes.
Animator:*groans* No, I'm going to stay out of this.
Problem 28:Unusual horse diet
Horse
Likes:Meat
Dislikes:Vegetables
Animator:What the hell?
Director:The meat could have been horse itself!
Problem 29:Unusual height difference
Xiahou Ba:...Hi?...
Wu Tugu:Hello. He towers over Xiahou Ba.(He's that insanely tall guy, you can recognize him instantly.)
Xiahou Ba:...I need an adult...
Problem 30:OC's and Mary Sues
Director:Aren't we technically OC's or Mary Sues?
Animator:We are not romantically involved with anyone in the DW series. We may have crushes, but it does not affect the characters. The only possible feeling they have towards us is resentment. Plus we're male, and not the author.
Director:How about us being OC's?
Animator:You're based on a couple things, I'm based on a couple of things, and Koei does have animators and a director, so I guess we're realistic OC's. We're just put here for Koei-related affairs, and things involving the characters outside of the games.
Director:We just broke the forth wall, you know.
Animator:Indeed we did.
