Hey Kiddies! I'm back with more Hetalia crack! Enjoy, Desu!
~Neko-chan
Winter at England's house was a pleasant time. White snow littered the ground, the winter birds awoke in the morning and sing a joyful song, the lakes were frozen over and people ice-skated all day. This had always been England's favorite time of year. He would sit by his window each morning, with a different cup of tea, and listen to the birds. Today was no different. England sat by the window with Earl Grey tea and listened to the birds, that is, until France showed up…
France: *Bursts through the door* ohonhonhonhon! England, mon cher, 'ow are you today? *Stands next to England*
England: *Irritated* What do you want, you bloody frog-face?
France: I just came to see you, is t'at so wrong?
England: *Stands up suddenly* Yes, it is wrong. You can't just barge in here uninvited!
America: *Runs around naked* FREEDOM BITCHES!
Italy: *Also runs around naked* Ve~!
Germany: *Runs after Italy and America* YOU DUMMKOPFS GET BACK HERE AND PUT CLOTHES ON NOW!
Japan: *Hides in closet and gets pictures* Hungary-san wirr be so preased.
England: You bloody gits!
France: *Ran after America and Italy with Germany* Italy! America! Come play with Big Brother France!
Prussia + Spain: *Run in dressed as a unicorn*
Spain: Hola! Where is France?
England: *Stares in shock at Prussia and Spain*
Japan: *Comes out of the closet* (Pun intended) France-san went in that room with Itary and America. *Goes back in closet*
Prussia: ZE AWESOME ME VANTS TO LEAVE NOW!
England: *Finally come back to reality* Then leave!
Spain: NEVER!
Prussia + Spain: *Chases England around his home while yelling at England to take off his clothes*
England: *Spilled his tea while he ran* *Is now crying*
America: *Comes running down the hall, still naked* Hey, dude, what's wrong?
Arizona: *Teleports to America because I said so* Dad, put some clothes on. Or I will take your T.V.
America: *Glares* You wouldn't dare.
Arizona: *Glares back* Wouldn't I though? *Grins evily*
America: *Sighs defeated* Fine. *Walks away gloomily*
Arizona: And that is how it's done. *Teleports away*
Prussia: Vhat ze hell just happened?
Spain: *Taking a siesta*
Italy: *Running away from Germany* Germany! I put clothes on, why are you still chasing me?
Germany: GET HOME, NOW!
Italy: *Yelps and runs out the door with Germany in persuit*
France: *Comes out of the closet* Well, that was fun. Wouldn't you say, Japan?
Japan: *Blushing* Y-yes.
England: What the bloody hell happened in there?!
France: I don't want to explain! Prussia! Spain! Let us leave! *Jumps on their backs and rides them away*
Japan: *Still blushing* Hungary-san wirr be so proud! *Smiles*UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE! FRY! *Runs out of the house*
England: *Calms down and makes another pot of tea* So done with people today. *Sips tea while stares out the window just as he realizes his clothes are gone* Shit… *Sighs and sips tea*
