-Team Jacob-
1. He Is ALive Edward Is Not. Being With A Dead Guy? Gross!
2. He Is Warm And Cuddly. Edward Has To Get On Top Of The Sheets So Bella WOn't Freeze!
3. Edward Is Controlling! No , You Can't Go See Jacob! WTH?
4. He Made Bella Sad For 2 Weeks . Edward Made Her Suicidal And Depressed For Months!
5. It Takes Jacob A Second To Apoligize! It Takes Edward a Year And A Half Of Drama!
6. Jacob And Bella's Age Differnce Is 2 Years. Edward And Bella's Is 1 Hundered. Gross!
7. Jacob Can Turn Into A Big Bad Werewolf!
8. Jacob's Lips Are Warm! Not Like Kissing Ice!
9. Jacob is Only Dangerous When He is Angery . Edwrad Is Dangerous All The Time!
10. With Jacob She Doesn't Have to Say Bye To Her Family!
11. You'll Always Get A Bear Hug.
12. He Is Fit!
13. Jacob's Tall And HOT!
14. He's Half Naked ALL The Time!
15. He Has A Heart Beat.
16. He Keeps Promises.
17. Cut Cost In The Winter And Snuggle Up To Jacob.
18. No Macanic ... Call Jacob!
19. Save Money On Shirts.
20. Awesome Blonde Jokes!
21. Jacob's Not A Stalker!
-Team Jacob-
