Summary: A collection of drabbles and one-shots based off of 'Imagine your OTP's posted on Tumblr. Oldrivalshipping/Conflictingshipping/Leafgreenshipping.
Disclaimer: I already disclaimed it on the first page - why do I have to do it again?
A/N: Yay! Oldrivalshipping this time around! C:
Imagine your OTP
Person A: Blue (girl)
Person B: Green (boy)
Imagine your OTP are in different time zones, and they're calling each other, but Person A always calls Person B at the worst times.
"…And so we have discovered that in order for a Snorunt to evolve into a Froslass, a Dawn Stone is need to trigger the evolution. Also, only female Snorunt can evolve into Frosla-."
Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring.
All eyes were adverted to the person guilty of the device that was ringing, who simply groaned and pulled his Pokegear out of his pocket; snapping it open and holding it up to his ear.
"What?" Green snapped, irritated to be interrupted in the middle of a conference.
"Hi Greeny~!" Blue's bubbly voice giggled from the other end of the phone, loud enough for other members of the conference to hear her. As soon as he heard her voice through the speaker, Green clicked the "End Call" button, and stuck his phone back into his pocket.
"Continue." He motioned towards the screen, his forever-stoic expression hiding the irritation that was beginning to grow within him. As soon as he was out of this meeting, he was going to block Blue from calling his phone. He didn't need that pesky girl embarrassing him in meetings on top of all the other things she did to annoy him.
Professor Rowan, the one that had been speaking when the interruption occurred, scowled at Green through his bushy mustache and narrowed eyes. After a moment, he returned to his presentation. "As I was saying-" He paused to glare at Green. "-only female Snorunt can evolve into Froslass. However, both male and female Snorunt can evolve into Glalie. To evolve into a Glalie, though-"
Ring ring ring. Ring ring ring.
Everyone froze, and from across the table Crystal – who had willing come after being told by Professor Oak that there would be newly discovered pokemon (thus, ones that Crystal hadn't captured yet) discussed at the meeting – slapped her palm against her forehead, resulting in a loud smacking sound.
Green closed his eyes and took a deep breath, struggling to control his rising anger. He took out his phone again and answered the call, already knowing who it would be from. "Yes?" he asked through gritted teeth.
"Green, you're so rude! Hanging up on me like that– how could you?" Blue pouted.
"Pesky girl," Green growled, gripping the back of his chair as he stood up and headed for the door, ignoring the looks he was getting from the other people in the room. "I'm in the middle of a meeting right now. What do you want?"
"Well you're as cheerful as ever," Blue sarcastically remarked. Then, the tone of her voice became gloomy. "I just wanted to call and say hi, is all," she sighed overdramatically, trying to sound as depressed as she could. "You been gone for forever, and I miss you."
"It's been a day," he deadpanned.
"And a day too long, at that!" she exclaimed, causing him to hold the phone farther away from his ear. The girl didn't know how to control her voice, it seemed.
Green sighed irritably, running a hand through his spiky brown hair. "Look, can't you call later or something? I'm busy."
"You're always busy, though," she complained.
"Then don't call at all. I have more important things to do than listen to you ramble on about nonsense."
"But then who can I call when my matchmaking plans succeed? You see, yesterday I convinced Red to ask Yellow out – ahhh, you should have seen how much she blushed when he asked! It was so adorable! And then, the day before that, I gave Gold some tips on how to get Crystal to like him and-! Hey, wait a second! Green, are you still there?"
"No."
And then he hung up the phone.
. . .
Five hours later, when the meeting was finally over, Green checked his phone.
Apparently, he had 603 missed calls from Blue.
"Annoying woman."
A/N: Oh gosh, that's the first time I've ever wrote Blue and Green from the Pokemon Adventures manga. (Well, successfully anyways.) I hope they're not OOC. XD
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