AN: If you have ideas for certain hero crossovers with our favorite blonde, or even just want to see said blonde fight like that hero give me a message or review. For some reason, my Ultimate Naruto Fic was removed. Oh well.

Disclaimer: Me no own Hulk. Me no own Puny Blonde Ninja. Me SMASH any flamers! Puny humans...

ZANGAI: Ikari no Kitsune

TWO


"Shizune! Get out of here!" Tsunade barked at her student and fellow traveler. Shizune hesitated, causing the blonde woman to bark, "Now!"

"Time to die, Senju!" Katashi announced with a hint of acid in his tone as he dropped to a crouch, "Atsuikawa no Jutsu: Tori no Tsurigu (Atsuikawa Technique: Barreling Tackle!)"

"Mokuton: Mokujouheki (Wood Release: Wood Locking Wall)!" A voice suddenly cried out. Tsunade's breath caught in her throat when the blurring form that was Katashi vanished when large pillars of wood suddenly shot up in front of her, locking overhead and defending her from the attack. Tsunade's head quickly swiveled around and her eyes widened when they locked onto the symbol of the headband around her savior's head.

Konohagakure.


Tsunade gasped as a blonde preteen ran out from behind the Konoha jonin, stirring her from her dread. The boy went to her student's/fellow companion's side and helped her stand.

"Come on, neechan! Tenzo-san said we have to get out of the way!" he said to Shizune, making the younger woman blush slightly at the way the blonde had addressed her, before pulling her away. Tsunade's brown eyes met the confidant black orbs of Tenzo's. The man found himself shuddering under her gaze before she turned around and cocked her fist back.

Punching through the wooden shield, Tsunade was pleased to note that her attack also struck Katashi. The enormous man growled as he stumbled backwards, wiping the bottom of his chin with his arm.

"Heh...so the great Senju-hime has some back-up huh? Guess I'll have to get rid of them first!" the man said before whipping through hand seals. Once finished, he punched his right fist into the ground and exclaimed, "Atsuikawa no Jutsu: Dai Abare (Rampage)!"

Katashi's body tensed before he raced towards the surviving member of the Senju clan. He dipped his head down as he flipped through more hand-seals. Tsunade jumped over the enormous man and spun around, extending her left leg as she kicked Katashi in the back. Katashi's hands broke apart and he tumbled forward before skidding on his face into the ground. With an audible groan, the man placed both hands on either side of his head before pushing himself to his feet.

As he faced the angered Tsunade, a grin stretched across his face before he spoke, "Nice...got me to bleed a little after I bit my cheek!"

"You should've stayed down," Tsunade growled back, her fists clenching as she braced herself for another attack, "I would have let you walk away with only a few broken bones if you did."

Katashi laughed, "You keep telling yourself that, Hime."

The man braced himself for another charge and gave her a ferocious smirk. Tsunade's scowl deepened and she cocked a fist back. Katashi chuckled before he charged forward, "Tori no Tsurigu!"

Tsunade waited until he was two seconds away from her before her fist was slammed into the ground, "Shougekiha Eikyou (Shockwave Impact)!"

As her knuckles kissed the ground, cracks spread out and the soil sank inwards. Katashi, having thought Tsunade would have attempted to simply punch him yet again, was wide eyed at the large crack heading his way. He couldn't evade it, and so, he unceremoniously tripped, falling flat on his face.

Tsunade smirked as the behemoth of a man fell into her trap. She braced her legs before leaping upwards. As Katashi pushed himself to his feet, Tsunade's left leg went straight up and chakra built at her heel. The thick-skinned man looked up as a shadow encased him, paling when he heard the next words to leave the famous woman's mouth.

"DIE! Tsutenkyaku (Heavenly Foot of Pain)!" The medic roared as she descended towards her target. Katashi barely managed to jump away in time, though he managed to still fall on his ass after her heel struck the ground. Tsunade scowled and stood up, "Just surrender and die already."

"Heh, not a chance, Hime," Katashi sneered as he crossed his arms in front of him, "Atsuikawa no Jutsu: Sattou (Atsuikawa Technique: Stampede)!"

The second the words left his mouth, Katashi roared and dropped his arms before racing at Tsunade, leaving large impressions of his feet as he ran. Tsunade's honey brown eyes widened before she dove out of the way, quickly turning around afterwards to prepare for when Katashi doubled back after his miss. Unfortunately, he didn't.

He continued running, straight towards the blonde kid and Shizune. The Konoha shinobi slid in front of the path, but he was sent flying down the road before he could finish his hand seals. Tsunade watched, frozen in fear, as Katashi approached the blonde boy and her student. She would forever remember the events that would follow.

"Move!" the blonde cried before he shoved Shizune out of Katashi's path. It was to her and her master's horror that the blonde didn't clear the path. Katashi, blinded by his chakra-infused strength, barreled into the blonde preteen, shoving them through a rock wall that protected a high profile building.

A moment of silence passed.

Then the wall exploded...because Katashi was thrown through it.

Shizune and Tsunade watched on in a mix between shock and awe as a seven foot tall red skinned monster stepped through, brushing off the remains of a white shirt and letting a yellow pack fall behind it. Torn grey shorts kept the creature modest, and dark yellow hair covered its head. The human-like creature scowled and bared its teeth, growling as Katashi struggled to stand up.

"W-What...What the Hell?" the Iwa missing nin managed to mutter out. The red skinned creature's eyes narrowed further as he stood up, eyeing this new foe.

"So...Who are you supposed to be?" Katashi asked before his eyes landed on the headband wrapped around its head. The Iwa native suddenly scowled, "Konoha!"

Tsunade felt herself pale. This...thing was from her homeland? Was it sent after her?

"..." The creature had no response, merely scowling and clenching its fists.

"I'll finish you off in a second, Hime," Katashi grumbled as he cracked his knuckles, "I gotta put this tree-hugger down first."

"NO! Don't attack him!" The other Konoha nin called in worry as he slowly got to his feet, "Naruto-kun! Calm down!"

Naruto? Tsunade thought, trying to remember where she had heard the name before. The red skinned creature, Naruto, glanced at the jonin with a frown before taking a step back. Katashi sneered.

"What's a matter? You afraid of me, Tree-Hugger?" the man asked, attempting to get a response out of the monster. Naruto simply took another step back, so he continued, "You too weak to fight me? Just like the Yondaime then."

That made Naruto stop moving. Tsunade and Shizune both managed to hear the other Konoha nin mutter, "Oh...that was a bad idea."

"Blonde sonovabitch couldn't even manage to live after sealing a biju away," Katashi continued with a smirk, "Shame his bitch died too. Heard she was a real looker. Bet I could've gotten a good lay if we ever met."

"Zangai..."

Katashi broke from his taunting to eye the creature wearily. He heard a gruff voice, and with the way the monster's head was dipped, he was sure it came from the red skinned Naruto. Blonde bangs covered most of the creature's face, his red fists were glowing as they clenched tightly. Trembling could be seen from the rage-filled creature.

He insulted your father! He insulted Kushina! RIP HIM TO SHREDS! The beast within Naruto roared.

Naruto's head snapped up and burning red eyes froze Katashi in place before another taunt could leave his lips. A large red fist cocked back and the monster snarled, "ZANGAI SMASH!"

Katashi could only manage a meek and embarrassing "what?" before the fist collided with his face. Tsunade had to duck as the massive missing nin was sent flying towards her. The red skinned creature, his eyes filled with hate and fury, roared as he charged after his flying target.

Tsunade barely managed to dive out of his way.

Katashi didn't manage to touch dirt before Naruto...or Zangai...whatever he called himself at the moment, reached him and grabbed the Iwa native's right leg in a tight grip. Katashi, his nose broken on collision with the red fist, spat blood out as he looked at the infuriated face of a demon. Unwilling to let his own fear be shown, Katashi muttered a defiant, "Fuck you."

Zangai made no response other than whipping the man in the opposite direction with the grip he had on his leg. The red monster roared once more before leaping into the sky and cocking his fist back. Visible red chakra could be seen building around the limb, and when Katashi stopped rolling from Zangai's toss, the monster started to descend.

"Zangai: Kenokowashi (Hulk: Breaking Fist)!" Zangai roared out. Katashi once more felt a large shadow encase him, but unlike last time, he couldn't dodge. The fist collided with Katashi's face, and the man's head was driven into the ground. However, Zangai wasn't satisfied. He brought the other fist down and began pummeling the spot where Katashi's head was. Unconcerned with the fact he was covered in grime and blood, Zangai continued to pound fist after fist into the spot until only a crater remained, filled with the head of one very unconscious and almost deceased Atsuikawa Katashi.

Zangai panted before roaring down into the hole where Katashi's head rested. Finally, feeling his rage and fury sated, Zangai stood up and turned towards the frozen Konohagakure no Sato natives.

Zangai started walking towards them, steam-like excess demonic chakra coming from his body as he shrunk, before stopping in front of one very awed and shocked Tsunade. Now once again in the form of Uzumaki Naruto, the blonde preteen, clad in only his headband and grey pants, heavily panted before he spoke, "Lady...If you're Tsunade...we need to talk..."

He then promptly fell flat on his face, unconscious. Tsunade knelt next to him and checked his pulse, releasing a sigh of relief due to her innate fear that another boy much like her brother died so young, before she slipped her arms under his back and legs. Picking him up, Tsunade turned to the concerned face of Tenzo and glared at him.

"You have some explaining to do, Tenzo-san," Tsunade growled. The ANBU operative swallowed heavily before nodding reluctantly.


"Ugh...Tenzo-san?" Naruto groaned out as he woke up. The next second he was smacked upside the back of the head, "OW! WHAT THE HELL?"

"You damn brat! Don't scare us like that!" Tsunade roared at the blonde. After seeing the power of Zangai used to pummel the one that killed her brother, Tsunade ordered Shizune to help the other shinobi, Tenzo, recover while she oversaw the unconscious blonde's healing. Retreating to a hotel room, Tsunade started demanding answers to various questions.

The answers she got for said questions made her ire towards her grandfather's village grow. Eyebrow still twitching from what she discovered the boy before her had gone through, Tsunade was having her own temper issues at the moment. Hence why she reacted so violently when Naruto woke up.

Maybe Hokage-sama should have thought this through...Tsunade-sama isn't well known for keeping her cool, Tenzo mused as he watched the buxom blonde give Naruto a check up for the umpteenth time.

After said medical expert finished what she started, Tsunade eyed the blonde, "So...You're Kushina's brat, huh?"

"Yeah, what of it?" Naruto shot back, his own temper rising. Not to the point of becoming Zangai once more, thankfully, but the Uzumaki in him was much more prominent than before.

"Hm..." Tsunade didn't answer and merely hummed before looking at Shizune, "Do we still have that scroll or did I use it to pay off debt collectors?"

Shizune felt a bead of sweat fall down the back of her head as she replied, "Yes, we still have that scroll, Tsunade-sama. Why?"

Smirking, the hazel eyed woman glanced at the blonde, "He's gonna need it for the Hell I'm going to be putting him through if he wants to control that thing."

Tenzo and Naruto stared in shock at the Slug Princess while Shizune gasped, "Tsunade-sama, you can't be serious!"

"Oh Hell yeah I am!" Tsunade announced with a smirk, "Did you see what that thing did to Katashi? Imagine if the gaki here had some decent taijutsu training and it transferred over. Plus, the psychological as well as physiological data waiting to be discovered...Then throw in the fact that he's a Uzumaki, even if he does have blonde hair."

Shizune's eyes snapped wide and suddenly became stars, "Think of how many medical problems we could solve if we can crack his genetic code..."

"Hey! I'm no lab rat!" Naruto protested. The thought of being strapped to a table while Tsunade and Shizune stood over him; both women wearing white masks and rubber gloves, before they leaned in with scalpels aimed at his torso entered his mind. The blonde shuddered and wrapped his arms around himself while pulling his legs up to his chest. That was a scary thing to think of...It was even worse than going without ramen for a year.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you keep telling yourself that, gaki," Tsunade waved the boy's words off nonchalantly as he had a minor freak-out. She then pointed at Tenzo and spoke sternly, "You. You're going to go back to Konoha and tell Sensei that I'm gonna hang on to the gaki for a bit. We'll be back in, oh, say two, maybe three months. It all depends on the gaki."

"Uh, Hokage-sama's orders were to stay with Naruto-kun in case his...fuzzy friend acts up," Tenzo replied, choosing his words carefully due to the still active law.

Hearing this, Naruto snapped out of his frightening imagination and defended his imprisoned friend, "He's not gonna act up. We have a deal."

"I know, Naruto-kun, but still it's better to be safe than sorry and-" "Tenzo," Tsunade interrupted the explanation from the ANBU with a sickly-sweet smile before she continued as her eyes closed, "Go back to Konoha. Tell my Sensei I'm going to train the gaki. Now."

"B-But Tsunade-sama..."

"Tenzo. If you're not out of this village in two minutes, I'm going to give you a ticket to Jiraiya's Express. Are we clear?" Tsunade asked threateningly with a raised fist and a tick mark on her head. The normally impassive ANBU froze and his skin turned white.

"Crystal, ma'am!" the soldier in him spoke, overriding the sheer terror he felt at being threatened with one of the most painful methods of travel in Konohagakure.

"Then why are you still here?" The slug sanin asked with an arched brow.

"So long Naruto-kun! Be safe, eat your veggies, and listen to Tsunade-sama! BYE!" Tenzo screamed out the last word as he fled the room...by jumping through the glass window that was two stories above ground. A faint dust trail suddenly emerged in the center of town and Tsunade smirked while Naruto paled and Shizune sighed.

"I've still got it!" the smug Senju stated with pride. Her fellow blonde looked at her with fear. Grinning sadistically, Tsunade said, "Heal up fast, gaki. I've got to see what you can do before I begin torturing-Er, training you."

That said, the woman and her first student left the room, the former with a smile on her face while the latter was still excited about the possibilities of examining a purer sample of Uzumaki blood rather than the Senju/Uzumaki blood that her master had. Tsunade definitely didn't have the longevity factor in her blood like the boy they were going to watch did, much to her master's ire. Shizune could only giggle gleefully as she imagined all the good she could do with a single smear of Uzumaki blood.


Back with said Uzumaki, Naruto had gone into a meditative state and was having a conversation with his tenant in his mindscape. Well, it was more like he was trying to get the fox to stop laughing at him.

"It's not funny, Kyuubi!" Naruto insisted with a fear-stricken face, "This lady's going to kill me!"

"Ah, come on, Kit. You and I both know she can't kill you," Kyuubi corrected with a sadistic chuckle, "Sure, she may maim you, but your blood and my chakra won't let you die. Besides, this could be a good thing for you."

"How could getting my ass handed to me ten times over be a good thing?" Naruto exclaimed worriedly, "You saw the gleam in her eye! It's like me when I wanted to prank a shopkeeper!"

"Well, that's because your relative Mito Uzumaki, my first container, was her grandmother," The Biju explained with a grin, "She and Kushina may not have given me as much freedom as you do, but damn if she didn't have a more sadistic streak when it came to getting even than you. You know how you hung all the Hyuuga undergarments around the village?"

"Oh yeah...Heh, that was a blast," a reminiscing Naruto chuckled out. His time remembering previous pranks was cut short when the fox spoke again.

Kyuubi's grin was disturbingly wide as he continued with his point, "Mito would have stolen all of their clothes...in public."

Naruto gaped at the cruelness that his relative would have shown. And he did that over a stupid reason such as being knocked down without an apology by several members in one day. What would have happened if they had attacked him...or someone close to him?

"I can see the wheels turning," Kyuubi said with a smirk, "So...still worried about being trained by this big-breasted woman?"

Naruto promptly passed out in his mindscape, making the fox laugh.


AN: Sorry it was shorter. Next one will be longer...I hope. Should it be a time skip?

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