"You know, I bet it was the way you were talking that made him work us so hard." Rem said.

"Look, we really don't need to dwell on it, can we please move on?" Daniel said.

"Oh, no way!" She told him. "After all the grief you give me every time I mess up, I'm gonna hold this over you for a long time."

"Alright, whatever, let's just keep going." Daniel said.

The two of them were walking along the streets of New November. The were still looking for the infamous Vash the Stampede. However they were having difficulty finding the jail.

"Why don't we ask directions?" Rem asked.

"Well, who here looks like they know were the town jail would be?" Daniel responded.

"ALRIGHT, THIS IS A ROBBERY! GIVE US ALL OF YOUR MONEY, OR I'M GONNA KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU!" The two of them heard coming out of a nearby building.

"Why don't we ask the gentlemen in there?" Rem said.

"Do you think we'd get paid for helping to turn him in?" Daniel responded.

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"So do we get paid for helping in the arrest?" Daniel asked.

In front of them was the guy, now unconscious, who was robbing the Bank of New November. He was using a gun that had almost a thousand rounds on it, and he was about bigger than him and Rem combined, but they had managed to stall him until authorities came, and helped them disable the big guy.

"Aiding? All you did was talk his head off." One of the cops said.

"Yeah, it's one of his good qualities." Rem said.

"Come on, can't you spare something? We have absolutely no money of our own."

"I'd do it if I were you." Rem told the Policeman. "If you don't, he'll do to you what he did to him." Indicating the unconscious robber.

"Alright, here, how about I give you $$50, and you stay away from me?"

"That'll do." Daniel said, accepting the money. "Now, we've been meaning to ask you something."

"We're lookng for our long lost uncle Earl." Rem said. "He's really weird, has a thing for donuts. We heard you may have locked him up."

"You mean that one guy? Is he a blonde with spiky hair?" The Policeman asked.

"Uh, yeah, that'd be him." Rem said.

"I was wondering when someone was going to claim him. Well we're on our way to the Slammer in Old November anyway. Maybe you guys can get him to shut up." The Policeman loaded the unconscious robber into the Pocice Car, and let Rem and Daniel in as well.

"So, what exactly did uncle Earl do this time?" Daniel asked.

"Ah, caused a fight in a bar, bought a lot of drinks, didn't pay, and pissed a whole lotta people off." The Policeman answered.

"That sure sounds like uncle Earl, remember that time he almost got beaten up by that old lady" Rem reminisced.

"Yeah, that sounds an awful lot like your guy." The Policeman remarked.

The drive down to Old November didn't take to long, but when they got there, the entire Jail seemed to be in the middle of something, by some sort of gang.

The Cop stopped the car, and immediately got out, telling Rem and Daniel: "You two stay here, this is gonna be ugly." He took out his pistol, but as he turned to some of the ruffians, he was shot, and fell to the ground.

A man with a rifle came out from the men, and looked inside the car, he picked up the felled Policeman's pistol and aimed it at them.

"Get out of the car, and maybe you'll live." He sneered.

The two complied, getting out of the car, hands raised. The other men went to the back of the car, and took out the bank robber, and began untie-ing him.

"I don't know what a couple of kids like you are doing here, but don't worry, we'll just put you in a nice comfy jail cell." The man said.

"Will there be mints on the pillows?" Daniel asked.

"You some sort of smart-ass?" The man asked, pointing his pistol at him.

"You know, a lot of people ask the exact same question." He answered.

"You got two minutes to shut up before there's a bullet in between your eyes." He threatened.

"Ah my dear gentleman, is there really such a need for violence in these modern times? Why, you could of just said please, and I would be as silent as the desert sands, after all-"

"Shut up will you." Rem said, covering his mouth before he could continue.

"Keep that guy quiet or he's gonna end up dead." The man told her. "Now, off to that jail cell."

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The two were now occupying a jail cell in Old November. It was cold, dark, grimy, and there were no mints on the pillows.

In the room were also the rest of the Police force that hadn't been killed. Nobody had a gun on them, they had all been confiscated.

"So, how do we get out?" Rem asked.

"Out? Are you crazy? Even if you found some way out of the cell, you still have to go through all those psychos out there! It'd be a miracle if you simply survived!" One of the Policemen said.

"Well, I guess we're gonna have to make ourselves a miracle." Daniel said. "The bars are old, if you look at the hinges you'll see that if you just lift them up, you can remove the door."

Daniel then got up, took out his cross, and placed it under one of the bars on the door, and lifted it it, lifting the door as well, and placed it against the door.

"There, all it takes is some thinking, and you can get out of anything." Daniel told them.

"Hey! How did you get rid of the door?" Suddenly a guard came through the door, hold a machine gun, looking mighty angry.

"Oh, well if you come here, I can show you." Daniel said. He then grabbed his cross, and threw it at the guy's head, successfully knocking him out. However, the guy pulled his trigger as he fell, letting off a few rounds, no doubt heard by everyone.

"Quick, those guys were stupid enough to leave our guns." Rem said, rushing to the pile of pistols, and rifles on the ground. Rem quickly grabbed a pair of pistols, distinct from everyone else's, one black and one silver, and tossed another to Daniel.

Daniel grabbed the pistol, and turned to the guard, grabbing his cross, and strapping it to his back. He then picked up the man, and shook him a little, trying to wake him up.

"Ok big guy, just a quick question, answer me, and I won't kill you, okay?" He said, pointing his pistol at his head.

"Huh? Oh, shit!"

"Watch your language, I'm a minor. Alright, why are you guys trying to rob a jail?"

"W-we heard that Vash the Stampede was here!" The guy said. "We wanted to get the bounty!"

"You guys really are dumb." Daniel remarked. He then hit the guys head with the pistol, knocking him out.

"Alright, so what do we do?" Rem asked.

Suddenly the wall on the side exploded, and outside the gang members were shooting at a man who was running for his life, and miraculously dodging all the bullets. They could a man with a rocket launcher trying to get off, probably the one that had created hole in the wall.

"We make ourselves a miracle." Daniel said.