Yami Yugi: *looks through drawers* Where the hell are the reviews?
*looks over to coffee table to find a note* She has a coffee table?
Yugi: *reads piece of paper* To the reviewers, I thought I would let you know that Yami and Atem are two different people. So are Akefia (thief king) and Bakura. Melvin by the way is the yami of Marik. Other characters will be added later on. Sincerely, Tyla.
Yugi: W-w-wait a minute…. We have reviewers?
Yami Yugi: *finds reviews* Apparently so Yugi, especially ones that like yaoi. *eyes grow big* poor Joey.
Yugi: Let me see that. *eyes grow even bigger somehow* Poor Joey.
Joey: Nyeh, wha's goin on Yug? *rest of the cast join them and looks around* Where's Tyla?
And all of a sudden the gates of hell slam open to reveal Satan herself…. Just kidding! The door slammed open to reveal Tyla singing and dancing.
Tyla: Me and Bakura we will have our revenge, him and me will take your leather pants…
Marik and Bakura: -_-;;
Mokuba: Is she going to be okay Seto?
Kaiba: Shut up Mokuba!
Bakura: Tyla stop singing and start the bloody reviews!
Tyla: *ignores* I am a criminal and he is a thief, cause we're both hot…
Bakura:* pulls out earplug* GET ON WITH THE FUCKING REVIEWS!
Tyla: that wasn't very nice, BIG BROTHER!*glomps Seto*
Kaiba: Get off, and I'm not your brother.
Tyla: Yes you are *holds two pieces of paper* The two pages that you and Mokuba signed is a contract that I am your sister, you've known me all your life, I live with you, I own 20% of Kaiba corp, the contract is non-refundable yada yada yada.
Kaiba: GRRR
Mokuba: YAY I always wanted a big sister!
Tyla: shut up Mokuba, onto the reviews! The first one is from Candy!
Yugi and Yami: Good luck Joey, you're gonna need it.
Joey: Nyeh?
Hehe...first of hi Tyla! I'm Candy! Beware, i'm a faithful reviewer and have a very... Big imagination...so! Hehe we gonna have fun with this. I'm glad you made it M rated...lol yes i'm kinda pervy...aren't we all -coughs indifferently- heehee! So first on my list, you know the hair guy Kemo? lol i dare him to use his hair as a weapon when he wants to, and say some weird hair quote with it lol he is hilarious. And since its pro yaoi -YAY!- please,please, oh please! Please shove Joey and Kaiba into the naughty closet and well... Joey has to come out pregnant! Mpreg...hehe.. And i know Kaiba won't want the baby so Joey can sue for child support haha! Um... Oh lol... Atem, my handsome gay pharaoh, i think he should be a pimp lol and try recruit the hikari's. Oh mmh...and Pegasus, lol oh Pegasus, i dare him to try buy little cute Mokie from kaiba,lol... Well i won't go on...for now...i hope my ideas are good for you lol i hope to see chapter 2 up soon!
Tyla: Thank you candy! *eating popcorn* this should be interesting.
Kaiba: GIRL WITH BIG IMAGINATION SAYS WHAT?
Joey: BROOKLYN RAGE! BROOKLYN RAGE! BROOKLYN RAGE!
And so with the Tyla's magical powers, she summoned a naughty closet.
Tyla: Marik would you do the honour of shoving them in the closet?
Marik: *closes door* way ahead of ya.
Everyone: *awkward silence* 5 minutes later * hears suggestive moans*
Ryou: can someone turn sound proof on please?
Yugi: will do *flicks switch on*
Tyla: that was disturbing on soo many levels. So where's Kemo?
Kemo: Attention duellists! My hair is now a weapon!
Bandit Keith: Well your hair weapon isn't as good as my weapon… the American weapon.
Kemo: Attention Duellist! My hair is going to stab you!
Bandit Keith: It is heavily implied that you are stabbing me… in America!
Mai: that was random
Tea: Your telling me
Mai: Shut up friendship geek.
And so while all the bickering was going on, Tyla used her author powers to summon Atem.
Atem: Why am I here? I demand to know!
Tyla: you have a question dumbass.( Hey I know this question is for Yami but just roll with it for now please ^^)
Atem: I don't need to be a pimp because I can just order them to do what I want and they will obey! And I am NOT gay!
Tyla, Mana and Yugi: keep telling yourself that.
All of a sudden, Kaiba burst out of the naughty closet and runs to the bathroom.
Joey: I don't know how but I think I'm pregnant nyeh!*has big baby bump*
Tyla: don't worry Joey, it will only last for this chapter but for now, try and sew Seto for as much money you can get. *still eating popcorn*
Kaiba: *comes out of bathroom looking disgusted* I hate yaoi fans!
Tyla: hey bro you do realise that Joey is sewing you for child support?
Kaiba: *answers his phone that was ringing* u-huh, yep, ok, goodbye.*hangs up*
Mokuba: who was that?
Kaiba: Shit! A thousand dollars every 5 minutes is going towards Joeys fucking Child support!
Pegasus: I will give you all the money I have if I can have Mokie-boy!
Mokuba: Seto please don't-
Kaiba: quite Mokuba, mummy and daddy are talking.
Pegasus: well Kaiba-boy?
Kaiba: just because you called me that I'm going to say no. But I will give you a funny bunny card if you promise to leave Mokuba alone?
Pegasus: deal!
Joey: 2 thousand dollars! I'm rich!
Kaiba:*scoffs* you wish.
Tea: okay next review is from Marikshipper!
OMG! I love these kind of fics! Any way! First I would like to say that Yami Marik is like the most psychotic and evil villain of all time...which is why your my 2nd fav character. And Marik is totally awesome..Your my FAV!
Malikshipper: Hikari just get on with the review thingy
Marikshipper: Shut up Yami!
Malikshipper: O.O...hikari's are mean...
Truths:
Marik: What Yaoi pairing do you approve of? It has to have you in it
Yami Marik: Same thing
Yami Yugi: Who do you love?
Yami Bakura: Same thing...
Akefia: Can't think of anything...but you're like my 3rd fav character...so here's the Pharaohs throne...yep ur now king...
Yami Marik: I offical dub your ruler of the universe...go nuts
Marik: Heres the world's greatest motorcycle
Yami Bakura: Heres a couple knifes...have fun...
Malikshipper: Yami Bakura...you would totally be my 2nd fav villain if you kill Tea with the knifes we gave you
Marikshipper: We?
Oh! Bakura: Heres the world's greatest cream puffs...your so cute!
Who am I forgetting?
Malikshipper: *cough* DARES *cough*
RIGHT! Thx yami
DARES!XD:
All: Play Yaoi spin the bottle
Malikshipper: Ok hikari...I think thats enough pain and embarrassment for now..
Marikshipper: Yea...Oh! Author: A whollle lot of chocolate bunnies for you...XD
Tyla: O_O CHOCOLATE! *dives for chocolate* thank you thank you thank you!
Marik: Why do people think I'm gay? But if I had to pick one I would pick… Bakura XD
Melvin: I agree with Marik
Bakura: *death glares* why do you pick me?
Marik and Malik: We think it's funny!
Bakura: Would you still find it funny if I shoved your millennium rod down your throats?
Marik and Melvin: no
Bakura: Then shut your buggering face!
Yugi: so Yami, who do you love?
Yami: *blush* well.. um… I-
Tyla: HE DOESN'T LOVE ANYONE!
Everyone: O.O *awkward silence*
Tyla: *blush* next question.
Bakura: I dedicate my love to all my fangirls so I stay single.
Akefia: about time! Sucked in pharaoh!
Atem :GRRR!
Melvin: At last! MWAHAHAHAHA! Free hugs for everyone.
Everyone: no thanks.
Tyla: just because you're king of the universe or the world doesn't mean you're leaving this story!
Akefia and Melvin: *mumble* fuck
Marik: Yes! Now I have a real motorcycle! Now all the chicks will love me!
Bakura: Keep dreaming Marik. Oh and thanks for the knives they are very pretty. As for your request I will happily go forth and do so. *grabs Tea by the shirt and drags her towards the door*
Tea: NOO PEOPLE CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES!
Bakura: any last words before I kill you? And make it short.
Tea: Friendship is the best thing ever! And I love you Yugi! *gets dragged out side*
Yugi: o.o *mumbles* I love you too!
All the girls: AWWWWWWWW!
Ryou: Ohh thankyou kind reviewer!
Tyla: yaoi spin the bottle aye? Okay all the guys sitting around in a circle?
Guys: yep
Joey: 25 thousand dollars in the bank!
Kaiba: shut the hell up you stupid mutt!
Bakura: What did I miss?
Marik: nothing now shut up and sit down kitty!
Bakura: I AM NOT A KITTY!
Tyla: shut up fluffy and spin the bottle! * still eating bunny* we keep playing until every guy gets kissed got it?
Guys: *mumble* got it.
Bakura spins the bottle, and lands on… Seto.
Bakura: WHAT? I am not kissing you!
Tyla: oh have I mentioned that if you don't do what the reviewers say then you get thrown into a pit of screaming fangirls?
Bakura: O.O you're the devil!
Tyla: nope I'm the devils sista!
Bakura: *kisses Seto on the cheek* Seto spins the bottle and it lands on… Mokuba.
Seto pecks Mokuba on the cheek. Mokuba spins the bottle which lands on… Melvin. Mokuba warily goes up to Melvin and pecks him on the cheek before running to his seat. And to make spin the bottle short, Melvin kisses Ryou on the lips, Ryou kisses Joey on the cheek, Joey kisses Yugi on the corner of the lips, Yugi kisses Marik on the cheek, Marik kisses Yami on the corner of the lips, Yami kisses Bakura on the cheek(O.o Bakura again) and Bakura kisses Pegasus on the cheek. (sorry if that suck but I've got 2 more reviews to stick in but I'll do a better job next time promise!^^ )
Joey: 50 thousand dollars Nyeh! Next review is from-
Tyla: xXanime4lifeXx who is making this awesome fanfic called Ask the Bakura's which I recommend reading!
aww I feel a worm fuzziness inside me:D LOL I just imaged everyone with their abridged voices, ahaha. If only Tristan was thereXD Anyway boy do I have some dares...
Bakura: *fangirl scream* I dare you to kiss every reviewer and 4 cast members, your choice!
Ryou: *runs onto set and hugs Ryou like a psycho* Why are you so cute? Even in that trench coat? I have a Bakura and Ryou plushie! plz sign it. you to Bakura!
Yami Yugi: who's better, Téa or mana?
Well thats enough craziness for now! But I'll be back
Bakura: *kisses Candy, Marikshipper and xXanime4lifeXx* the next one I'll do when they are included.
Mai: you still have the other dares to do.
Bakura: hmm 4 girls of my choice hmmm *kisses Ishizu, Mai, Serenity and Tyla)
Ishizu, Mai, Serenity and Tyla: O.o
Marik, Joey, Seto and Yami: GRRRR
Tyla: why is Yami angry?
Mai: no idea
Ryou: I don't know why I am so cute, it's just how I am, and of course we'll sign it^_^ *Bakura and Ryou sign plushie*
Yami: Mana because I hate Tea's constant friendship speeches!
Tyla: Bakura killed her remember?
Yami: and now the world is a happier place
Tyla: until someone ask a question for her, then I'll have to resurrect her
Yami: for all that care about the world please don't ask anything for Tea!
Yugi and now our last reviewer OtEpShAmAyA!
Tyla: haha it for you Seto!
Hm... Ok a random question... To Kaiba... How many people have you done dirty things with? o.O (lol I tried to come up with something better but goodness my mind isn't wanting to work very well today. Been a long Easter Sunday :) )
Seto: that's got to be a trick question. Have you not read the story! I got Joey PREGNANT for Ra's sake!
Joey: 60 thousand nyeh!^^
Tyla: Joey I'm sorry but it's the end of the chapter so you won't be pregnant much longer. And Bakura aren't you forgetting something?
Bakura: bugger I thought you would've forgotten *kisses OtEpShAmAyA*
Tyla: well I hope you enjoyed this chapter, please send in more questions! Next chapter we bring Duke and Tristan with us! That's right we're bringing Tristan back to life!
Everyone: NOOOOO!
