Disclaimer!
Me: GRRRRR!

Stephenie: Nooo!

Me: Yes...mine!!!

Stephenie: Nooo...even Edward is mine!

Me; EDWARD IS MINE!

Stephenie: You wish!

Me: I keep Edward..you keep Twilight...

Stephenie: Oh! I got a better idea! Why dont I just keep both?!?!?!

Me: NOOOOO LIFE IS CRUEL!