Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'M SOOOO SORRRRRYYYYY. I'm sorry I havn't put this chapter up sooner, but my modem died, so we had to get a new one, and it took ages to get a new one! I only just got the internet back yesterday! Wahhh, so I'm so very very very very very very very very very very sorry!
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"Ah, hello Mrs. Hanazaka."
I look up, only to come face to face, well not really face to face since he's taller than me, with Itachi. YES! Thank you oh mighty Jashin!
"Good morning Itachi, here to drop of the goods." Mum says, putting a hand on my shoulder. Oh God, why do Mothers have to be so embarrassing? Why?
"Heh, I see, well we'll take good care of her." Itachi says, giving Mum a reassuring smile.
Wow, he is soooo hot.
"Well then," Mum turns around and looks at me, "we'll be off now." She leans down and engulfs me in a gigantic hug. "You be good, ok Himeko?"
"Yes, I will," I say pulling away, "have a good time."
"Ok, buh-bye." I watch Mum walk down the pathway and get into the car. They both madly wave to me before setting off down the road.
Queue awkward silence.
"Well then, why don't you come inside Himeko?" Itachi steps out of the doorway to let me through.
"Ah, yeh." I bend down to pick up my bags when I see a hand come out and take them instead. I quickly look up to see Itachi's face very close to my own. Oh god, don't faint, don't faint, don't faint!
"I'll carry these for you." He gestures down to my luggage.
"Oh, um, thank you." I say, recovering from my near seizure. Gosh, why does this guy have to be so cool, and sexy? Why?
He picks up my bags and walks inside.
"Follow me, I'll show you to the guest room you'll be staying in, don't worry, it has its own bathroom." Itachi starts walking towards a large wooden staircase. It's not until I'm fully inside the house that I actually see how expensive it is. Everything was tile, ceramic tile. There was a room up ahead that looked like the dining room, then to the left there was another room, this one had a large wooden door that had a sign with a skull and crossbones on it.
My eyebrows shoot up. Could these people really be crazy? I could imagine all the horrible things that went on inside that room, urrrrr. "Are you coming?" I turn around to see Itachi a quarter ways up the staircase.
"Oh, yes, sorry, I'm coming."
I quickly power walk over to the staircase. I notice that there is yet another door at the foot of the stairs. A large white door. This one must lead to their garage. Their garage probably filled with sharp items, and chainsaws! Ahhhh! I'm so going to dieeee!
I look up the stairs to find Itachi nearly at the top. Yikes, better hurry up. I take two steps at a time and finally reach him just as he gets off the last step.
HUFF
HUFF
"Wow, that's a lot of stairs." I say bending over and holding my knees, while wiping my brow of sweat.
"Well luckily, your room is on the second floor, so we don't have to go up any more stairs." Itachi says looking down to me. There are three stories? Should have known. "Come on, the guest room is just down the hall." He starts walking down the left hall, and I hurriedly follow.
While we're walking down the hallway, I make sure to take in all the doors that we were passing. The first was just a plain wooden door. "That's one of the bathrooms." Itachi says from in front of me.
"Oh"
I look across the hallway and notice another door. This one is different. It is the same wooden door, but this one has a sign. Huh? What does that say? Sa-Sasori? Ah, that must be that Sasori guy Mum told me about! Well at least there's a sane person on this floor, I think.
We walk on in silence when I notice something odd. There's something strange here; it's too quiet. Much too quiet for a mansion with three stories.
"Um, so, where is everybody?" I ask Itachi. He stops and looks around.
"Well mostly everyone is out today, except Sasori, he's in the study on the third floor, Tobi, he's somewhere in this house, and Pein." He then starts walking down the hall again. Ok, doesn't seem to want to elaborate more on this Pein guy; weird, cool name though.
We walk until we reach the end of the hall. Itachi stops in front of a door identical to the others. "Well, this is your room." He says opening the door. He walks in and I walk in after him. Wow. The room's amazing! There's a double bed with a large green mosquito net surrounding it, looking like a bed fit for a princess.
I see Itachi, out of the corner of my eye, walk over to a door inside the room, and push it open. This must be the bathroom. "This is the bathroom." Spot on. I walk over to the door and look inside. Again, luxury. There's a huge shower in the corner, you know, the one's that could hold, like, 5 people. There's a pristine clean, white toilet beside it, with a magazine rack under the toilet roll holder, holding, what I could see from here, a bunch of girly magazines. Ok, I think these people went a bit far preparing for my stay. Although, so far, they seem sane.
I step out of the bathroom and take a look around the room. It's just so magnificent! Like staying in a palace! Pfft! Who cares if these guys are homicidal! I'm staying in a mansion god damn it!
"Himeko, I'll leave you here to get unpacked, when you're finished, just come down stairs, I'll be in the kitchen. To get there, you just have to go toward the first hallway right across from the front door, ok?"
"Ah, yes, thank you very much." I say, slightly bowing.
"It's my pleasure. I'll see you soon." He says walking to the door.
I wait until I hear his footsteps fade away before I plonk onto my 'princess' bed with a huff. Ok, so Itachi is perfectly normal. So I guess he can go in my normal list.
I get up from the bed, quickly unpack my bags, and stuff everything into the gigantic, walk-in wardrobe.
I can't wait to see Itachi again. He's so placid and cool. I walk over to the door leading out to the hallway and pry it open. Before I step out, I poke my head out to check for any loonies. Ok, coast is clear. I walk out of the room, shutting the door behind me. This would probably be the perfect time to check out the place. After Sasori's door, I blanked out watching Itachi's back, so I didn't get to see any other rooms. I noticed that there were two doors I could see now, both with signs equipped. There was a door directly across the hall from my own, and one beside. The sign on the door across, read, 'Tobi', and had candy, rainbows, and flowers drawn around the name. There must me a little boy staying here. I move along the hall so I can get a better look at the sign upon the door beside mine. This sign read, 'Deidara', and had an explosion in the bottom right corner. Oooooooook then, these guys just upped their weird factor even more.
I walk down the hallway until I reach the stairs. I start walking down, and about halfway I hear a very familiar song.
Are you ready kids?
Ay ay captain!
I start walking quicker, taking two steps at a time.
I can't hear you!
AY AY CAPTAIN!
I reach the bottom of the staircase, and walk towards the dining room across from the front door.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I go to walk into the dining room, to find that there's a hallway, in front is an archway leading to the dining room, and then there's a long hall in between. So from the front door it just looks like an archway to the dining room, but there's actually a long hall. The music's coming from down the right hall.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
I reach a double archway that leads to, what seems like, the lounge room. There's a large plasma TV surrounded by big comfy looking couches and beanbags. On the TV, SpongeBob is dancing around to his opening title.
Then flop to the deck and plop like a fish!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
READY!
I notice a brown haired boy sitting in one of the beanbags, when he starts to sing.
"SpongeBob Squarepants! SpongeBob Squarepants! SpongeBob Squarepants! SpoooooonggeBoooooob Squarrrrepannnnnnnnnts! Ahah aha hahaah ahahaa!"
I walk into the room. He suddenly notices my presence and turns around.
Holy. Crap. IT'S THE FUCKING CRAZY SERIEL KILLER MASKED GUY! ! This is all in my head mind you.
The serial killer looks at me. I can't tell what he's thinking, because of the orange swirly mask covering his facial features. Actually, now that I see it up close, it kind of looks like a lollipop. The guy suddenly jumps up, startling me out of my thoughts. "HI! I'm Tobi! What's your name?" He asks me while waving madly.
Ok, what was that? Wait…..did he say Tobi? Oh shit, his room's right in front of mine! I'm sleeping in a room, with a serial killer just across the hall! I'm definitely going to die here. Um, ok, so he asked me my name, really cheerfully to, but that's probably just a cover. Better answer him though, who knows what could happen.
"Um, I-I'm Hime-."
"Himeko, there you are." I turn around to see Itachi standing in the doorway. "Ah, I see you've met Tobi here, Tobi, this is Himeko, the girl that's staying with us for two weeks, remember." He says to Tobi.
Before I can even say hi to my, possible murderer, I'm engulfed once again in a suffocating hug.
"Hi Hime! I'm so glad Hime's staying with us! We're gonna have lots of fun!" Oh crap, he's already trying to kill me!
"C-can't b-b-breath!" I struggle to say.
"Tobi, you're suffocating her, put her down." Itachi orders.
"Ah! Tobi's so sorry Hime! Tobi didn't mean too!" He yells letting go of me. I fall to the ground gasping for air. What's with this guy? Why is he speaking in third person? And why is he calling me Hime? The name's Himeko!
"Ah, my name's Himeko, and its ok, I guess." I turn towards the TV. SpongeBob is currently annoying Squidward. Man I love this show.
"Himeko, why don't you join us in the kitchen for some morning tea?" Itachi asks me while helping me up.
"Oh, that would be lovely." I answer. I was hungry anyways.
"Yay! Hime's gonna have morning tea with us! YAY! Morning tea! Morning tea! Morning tea!" Tobi yells while twirling around pumping his fists in the air. Wow. This guy really is loony.
Itachi leads us out of the lounge room and into the hall. We walk into the dining room, and set out on the table is the most magnificent food I've ever seen. There's sushi, fairy bread, I'm guessing for Tobi, buttered croissants, a fruit platter with fruits I have never even seen before, and just about everything else scrumdiddlieumptious.
"Wow," I say with my mouth wide open, "you guys go all out don't yous?"
"Yep! Itachi is the best cook ever!" Tobi yells, tucking a piece of fairy bread under his mask.
"Why don't you sit down Himeko," Itachi offers, gesturing to the chair beside his. I nod and take a seat. "help yourself" Itachi nods toward the food.
I reach out and take a croissant, and a few pieces of sushi. I pop a piece of sushi into my mouth and chew, savouring the flavor. "Wow, this is really good." I tell Itachi after swallowing the last bit of rice.
"I told you Itachi was the bestest!" Tobi yells, holding out a thumbs up.
"What's with all the racket?" Someone says from the archway. I look over.
Holy mother of Jesus. There's a god standing in the archway. A god! I look the guy up and down; and is he cute or what? He has short, tasseled, red hair, and I mean red, not orange, but a redy crimson. His cold, emotionless (hot) eyes a hazelnut brown. His skin perfect and smooth. The way his red, sleeved top clung to his muscles, and his black jeans showed off his manhood. Ok, not really, I'm just over imagining it now. But the dude's hot no less. He looks about sixteen, seventeen years old? Yup, this guy is going in my normal book right below Itachi. Hmmm, should probably make a hot book as well, #1 Itachi #2 Mr. God
"Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Saso's come to join us!" Tobi yells, jumping up, and snapping me out of my fantasy. I look back over to him, to find his eyes boring into me with a questioning look.
"This is Himeko," Itachi explains, "the girl that will be staying with us for two weeks." 'Saso' gives a curt nod, and takes the seat across from me. I watch him as he takes a few rolls of sushi and dumps them on his plate. He looks up, and catches me watching him. I quickly look down to my plate, hiding the blush most likely now formed across my cheeks, and pretend to be more interested in my croissant. I slowly look back up to see him, now, buttering a croissant, the tinniest bit of mouth curving upwards to form a small smirk. Great, now he knows I have the hots for him. Smooth Himeko. Smooth.
"Himeko, this is Sasori," Itachi points a hand in Sasori's direction. Ohhhhhh, I see, Saso, Sasori, good, this guy is sane. "Sasori, Himeko." Itachi points a hand in my direction.
"N-nice to meet you Sasori." I say looking up to him. I see he still has that smirk imprinted on his face. Wow that smirk is sexy. I so want to jump him right now.
"Nice to meet you too, Hime." He practically just called me his princess! Ok maybe not his princess but s-. Wait a second, my name is Himeko. What is it with people shortening my name?
"Uh, it's Himeko." I politely correct him.
"I know, Hime." He says smirking. My left eyebrow twitches. Is this guy trying to get me to blow my innocent, polite, little girl act?
"Um, it's Himeko, not Hime" I say a bit more sternly this time.
"Oh O, Saso's making Hime maaaaaaaaaaad" Tobi says in a sing song voice. Again with the Hime. I really hate being called Hime; I want the KO on the end. Don't ask me why.
"Look!" I say standing up, "it's Himeko! Not Hime, not princess, Hi-me-ko! Got it?" Oh crap, what did I just do? The three of them sit there with shocked faces, except Tobi, he could be blowing snot bubbles right now, for all I know. After a few seconds, Sasori speaks up.
"Give the girl a clap; she came out of her shell." Sasori says, clapping slowly. Wait, he did do that on purpose? That rotten, stinking, insanely hot, bastard!
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" Tobi yells, while clapping like a seal on drugs.
I slowly sit back down and turn to Itachi, who seems to be still in shock. His face slowly fades back into its normal self. "I'm sorry," I say to him. "that was really rude of me."
"No, that's alright, Sasori can be a bit rude too when he wants to be." He says, glaring at Sasori.
"Don't forget impatient too!" Tobi yells, stabbing a fork in the air. Note to self; stay away from Tobi when at dining table.
"Sit down Tobi." Sasori says, giving him an ice chilling glare. Note #2; don't get on Sasoris' bad side.
SLAM
Guess someone's home, and by the sound of that door slamming, they don't seem very happy.
"Yay, someone's home, come on Hime let's see who it is!" Tobi yells, jumping up from his chair, and nearly knocking the table over.
"Um, Himeko." I correct him. Man, how many times do I have to tell them?
"Awww, can just Tobi call you Hime? Pleassssse?" Tobi asks, pointing to himself.
"Fine." I say. I can't believe I just gave in to that id- "Whoa!"
"Come on Hime!" Tobi exclaims taking my hand and pulling me out to the hallway. He pulls me out to the main hall where the front door is. There, there is a girl with long blond hair, with her back turned towards us. Ah, long blond hair, Itachi implied that there was only one girl in the house, and that was Konan, so this must be Konan! Well I better introduce myself then.
"Um, hi, you must be Konan; I'm Himeko, the girl that will be staying here for a while." I introduce myself towards the long blond haired woman.
So, ah, did you like it? I hope so. Haha, you all know who the blond haired 'woman' is right? So you can just imagine what's going to happen, omg, so funny.
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