Fukushû no tame ni

A.N.: Greetings.

Chapter Two!

Yeah!

Nothing much going on besides that…

Oh yes I had a question, are there any recipe for preparing grebes?

Don't know what brought this on but 'tis stuck in my mind…

Disclaimer: Blast it, the toothpick didn't work…. Let's try with headphones…

Story starts here :

The two stood again, one plotting, the other trying to understand what had happened.

Then the blond moved, not in the direction of his opponent, but toward the water.

He looked at his reflection, observing the changes.

Then he disappeared.

Sasuke found himself slammed into a wall, a white bony giant hand holding his head. Naruto dropped by the other boy a smug grin plastered on his face.

"What do you think? Much better, right? Right?" He asked the Uchiha. "Seems like those seals weren't just making me dumb…" The vector let go of the black haired youth.

"What happened? What the hell happened to you?" Sasuke finally managed to ask.

"Sasuke, my friend, that's a long story. One I have no intention of telling you." The blond said, still grinning.

Naruto started to walk toward Oto, or somewhere in the general direction. After a few meters, he turned to Sasuke.

"Come on, don't dawdle. You have a date. Don't you know it's impolite to keep the other party waiting?" The grin seemed to never leave his face even as one of his vectors grabbed the boy on the ground and started dragging him along.

After they were gone, their sensei arrived with his trusted dog summon. After looking around for signs of the two boys, the man turned to the ninken.

"Pakkun, is there a trail you can follow?" He asked, gaining a shake of the head from his summon.

"No, the rain washed the scent away, I can't even tell in which direction they left." They were both thinking 'If they left' but neither of them wanted to say it.

"Where the hell are we supposed to go?" Naruto asked in a shout before turning to the other boy who was walking beside him. "Did they give you any direction?"

Sasuke was silent as he indicated that no, he did not have any indication on the position of the Sound village.

The dark haired boy was thinking about the blond and the change he went through, about the reason or reasons the blond could possibly have to betray their village.

He had no idea and he hated to have to guess like that. He supposed it had to do with the seals. From the Uzumaki's reaction, those had been placed by the village and, while that was certainly disgusting, it did not suffice for such hateful chakra.

For a non-sensor ninja like Sasuke to be able to feel the hatred in the blonde's chakra was a sure sign, if any was needed, that something was different.

Then Naruto stopped.

And Naruto grinned.

How Sasuke hated that grin. He despised the retarded smile of the old Naruto but this one was even worse. A mix of sadism and glee only broken by the chuckle filled with the same emotions.

"Why, hello Kabuto-san, how nice of you to pick us up." Naruto finally said after getting his laugh under control.

The silver-haired medic came out from behind a tree and observed the two in confusion.

"Who are you?" He asked the blond.

Sasuke couldn't blame him, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes; he wouldn't have believed that this was Naruto.

While not so physically different, the way he was holding himself and the insanity shining in his eyes made for a very different person. As if a mask had fallen.

"I'm a friend, well not really. Let's just say your master and I have a common objective. I just decided to tag along Sasuke here. You don't mind?" Kabuto was about to say something but the blond interrupted him. "I don't care, you don't have a choice."

The medic looked the Uchiha as him wanting to know what he thought of the situation. Sasuke just shrugged.

He couldn't think of a time where he had been more honest.

Kabuto frowned and, after a few seconds, motioned for them to follow him.

'Probably figures he can kill me if Orochimaru doesn't like what I have to say. Good, predictable boy…' Naruto had to resist chuckling again.

They entered the snake's lair and were taken to the master of the place.

Orochimaru saw his right hand man enter with a frown and he wondered if there was a problem with the Uchiha. Then he saw said boy enter with an unreadable look on his face and he was pleased then he saw another one enter.

He, at first, thought it was one of the sound five. Then the person stepped into the light and the snake like eyes widened.

"Namikaze?" He gasped in a mix of surprise and rage. He had to rethink when the blond looked surprised. And then.

"Ku ku ku… Ku hahahahahahahahahaha." The laugh destroyed any notion than this was the Yondaime back from the grave. "Hahaha, wrong guess, I'm not that twat. Far from it."

"Uzumaki?" That was even less possible and yet there was no other possibility. Kabuto seemed not to believe it even as the boy grinned and started talking to him.

"Orochi-chan, old pal. We have got to talk. You two, piss off." The way he talked to them did not go well with Kabuto. Strangely enough, the snake sannin was more amused than anything.

"How dare you talk like that to Orochimaru-sama?" Kabuto tried to attack the blond but had to rethink his stance when both his arms went flying in the room.

The Oto duo watched the numerous ghostly arms around Naruto, growing from his back and circling to defend their source. Except for the one that slammed the Silver-haired medic into the wall of course.

"Kuhahahahahahaha. Hehahahahahahahaha. See, you shouldn't attack a superior opponent, you'll only get disarmed. Kyahaha." Naruto laughed for a few more seconds before throwing Kabuto and his arms outside the room.

Sasuke walked out the room without any pressure.

"Now, let's talk." Naruto said to the sannin.

The Uchiha wasn't sure how long the two talked. When Naruto came out, he had a satisfied grin.

"Ah Sasuke-chan. Seems like we're both Oto shinobi now. Ain't it great?" And then he cackled again. "We're even going to be trained by Orochi-chan. But first, there's a few things I need to fetch back in Shithole no sato. Feel free to start without me."

Naruto started laughing again as he left the place only stopping to talk with Kabuto.

"Oh Helmet-chan… I won't be long, keep the door open." The blond seem to realize something suddenly and looked almost sad. "Oh sorry, I forgot how much you need a hand right now."

And then he was going, laughing his ass off again.

He moved fast from Oto to Konoha, using his vectors like giant legs. He saw the different battleground for the fights between the sound five and Shikamaru's team.

Most of these weren't special but he had to admit that the Kaguya had style.

Getting into Konoha was easy; it was night and apparently everyone was mourning the loss of the last Uchiha. And there was a funeral for Naruto as well.

Naruto did not go, too busy not giving a shit to do so. Besides, the Scroll of Sealing wasn't going to steal itself.

Having already done it, taking the scroll was even easier than the first time. Soon, he was standing on a rooftop.

'Alright, that is done… Hum… that was easy... Oh well, not my problem.' He thought before looking toward the cemetery. 'I probably should go get those things too…. Life isn't easy for a nuke-nin…'

"Hey you! What ar-" The ANBU died before he could say anything else, his head falling next to the Blond.

"Huhahaha those guys are just here to die…" He got his laugh under control before being noticed.

Again.

When he finally had everything he wanted from Konoha, he went on the wall that was in Oto's direction.

And then he waited. He waited for her.

"Halt, who are you? What ar-" A female ANBU started to ask. But she reconsidered and left. Her breasts first, then her legs and finally the rest of her corpse, bar the head which he kept.

"To kill or not to kill, this ain't even a question. Hehahahaha." He stopped laughing and turned toward the person who had arrived.

His love, his equal, the girl who had acted meek and weak during his retardment.

Hyuuga Hinata.

Throwing the head away, he started talking.

"I've been a bad boyfriend, haven't I?" He asked her.

"Yes." Was the simple dignified answer.

"I'm sorry." He told her truthfully. "Those bastards sealed my memories and knowledge and pretty much everything that made me the night they killed your mother."

"I was expecting something like that… I should have done something. I thought you had decided to act on our safe-plan." She said, her pale eyes showing how disappointed in herself she was.

Those two were monsters, in different ways but they truly respected and loved each other. Somehow…

"It doesn't matter anymore, we're leaving this shitty village and when we come back it will be to destroy it, to make it a place where the livings envy the dead. Huhahahaha it will be glorious." He managed to stop cackling to look her over.

"You ready to go?" He asked her, getting a nod in return.

"Okie dokie, we've got a few things to pick up on the way, new things for you to play with." He told her getting a grin from her. "But wait, what about your sis? Are we leaving her here?"

"She can take of herself. She's going to be more useful if she stays here anyway." With that, they left Konoha.

On the way to Oto, they picked up a few things, mainly the Sound five's corpse. However, they got a surprise too.

"I think she's still alive…" He told her as his vectors lifted the trees on the poor foul-mouthed female Oto-nin. "Ano, moshi moshi, you still there?"

The girl shifted with a groan.

"Well, well, well, she ain't half as dead as she looks." Naruto said lifting her with two of his vectors.

Hinata examined the red-head's legs and spine.

"She won't ever walk again. She's of no use now." She gave her verdict but Naruto shook his head.

"Now, don't say that, we can always find a use for her. And at least if she tries to run, she won't get far. Huhahahahahaha." With that, they were back on track, toward Oto.

Once they got there, six hours later, they immediately went to find Orochimaru. They found his second in command instead

"Yo Helmet-chan, I'm back did you miss me? Did you? Hehahaha. Here, present." Naruto threw the red haired girl into Kabuto's arms. Naruto did a double take.

"Wait a minute! How'd you get your arms back on?" Kabuto glared at the blond but did not answer. "Oh well, whatever. I suppose someone lent you a hand. Hahahaha."

Hinata looked around. 'What a filthy place.' She thought. She looked at Naruto telling Kabuto what to do about the crippled girl, mocking the re-armed man (his joke not hers).

Things were going to be fun she thought as she was reminded of all the toys she'd gotten on the way. She knew exactly what to do of those, something she had thought about ever since the Suna-Oto invasion of their home village.

She got a grin really similar to her boyfriend's own.

Konoha had no idea how screwed they were.

End of Chapter.

You guys are twats sometimes you know. Here I was with my story properly defined in my head. I decided to keep the girl a secret and BAM! You tried to guess.

And I got an idea for each guess.

And I hesitated.

Sons (and daughters) of your parents.

Best Insult Ever!

Anyway here it is so there you go. Leave a comment or don't.

Don't think that I care about what you think or anything. (I'm so Tsun Tsun)

Good day.