Total Drama SUPERJAIL!
By Winter Knight
Chapter 2: Nightmare Cafeteria
Note: I DEFINATELY do not own Total Drama Island nor SUPERJAIL!
I dedicate this fanfic to my fans, but mostly to NagaharaYani.
Btw I got threatened by some guys on Youtube if I did this but... FUDGE 'EM!
Update: the said guys' video involving TDI and Superjail is down...AWESOME!
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Jackknife goes to a internet cafe and tries to view pictures of Heather and he gets so excited that he is about to unzip his pants and grumbles happily must to everyone around him. But then the computer morphs into Jailbot and it's claw grabs Jackknife by the crotch and they fly over a strange horizon and the song "Coming Home" by the Cheeseburgers is playing in the background as they enter a cloud shaped like the Warden through it's "mouth".
Chris Mclean is in a bunny suit and says, "You know dudes, I think I just heard my dignity breathe it's last breath." Gwen who is also in a bunny suit then says to Chris, "You and me both but that prize money is so going to be worth it." Leshawna than says to Gwen, "Aww it might not be that bad girl, I feel alot cuter in this bunny suit, but I cannot help wondering whatever happened to the other campers and why they didn't make it. Owen isn't wearing a bunny suit because they couldn't find one his size so he wears bunny ears and a piece of cotton is glued to his shorts and he hops around with Izzy and says, "Owen's a bunny and I go hippy hop hippy hop, Owen sees Lindsay, Own pets Lindsay, Lindsay goes sleepy bye, Owen goes hippy hop hippy hop!" Lindsay wakes up from her nap and looks for Tyler.
The Warden appears before them in a rainbow and as he taps his cane and does a little dance, he explains to them, "Well Lashawna, I heard you and I will explain everything. You, Killer Bunnies and them, the Wolves were chosen very carefully by myself of course but the following couldn't make make it, they can't even survive my establishment. I don't know why Jailbot took Beth with him but here are the ones who didn't make it for obvious reasons.
Katie: Too girly for this prison, she has a chance in Ultraprison.
Sadie: Same as Katie.
Cody: Too weak, as well as being white and nerdy.
Justin: He would be passed around inmates like a issue of Playboy.
Noah: You guys don't like him and neither do I. Maybe I should've brought him here.
Courtney: She does not look like the type that should be in Superjail nor Ultraprison.
That homeschooled kid: Not only do I remember his name but...he's homeschooled, Superjail isn't for him!
And now you know and Knowing is half the battle!" Lindsay asks, "But Mr. Wonka what's the other half?" Warden then says, "Violence of course? Now it's time for breakfast at the cafeteria with the other team... and my inmates. Bon appite!"
The Screaming Bunnies then wait in line for food and join up with the Killer Wolves. Duncan tells Harold, "Hey nerd, I gotta take a dump that can choke a monkey, save my spot!" And with that, Harold just lets Bridgette ahead of him and Bridgette asks, "Umm I wonder what the bathrooms in this prison look like. Harold just shrugs.
Duncan enters the men's room and sees some naked men playing twister then he goes to the women's room and as he enters a stall he sees a goofy-looking audio animatronic Warden head that says, "AHYUK! The warden says "When you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!" Duncan is freaked out and thinks to himself, "Man, I had it easy back in Juvie"
After everyone is served, Chef Hatchet then starts eating the eggs and says to himself, "Man this feels like eating my own cooking...but much worse!" Then Alice sits next to him and says, "So Chef you used to work in "real jail"?" Chef nods and then Alice says, "Well if that food tastes like (bleep) then how about eating some of this?" Alice flashes Chef and Chef holds in his vomit. Bridgette finds it hard to dine here because she is a vegetarian and all so she just drinks the water.
Geoff gets a loaf of bread and decides to pass it to Tyler far across the cafeteria, Geoff tosses it and because he sucks at sports, he misses it and it hits a inmate in the head, causing him to stab another inmate in the eye, then another inmate stabs another inmate in the heart with a knife and eats it. The campers are hiding under the table while the carnage happens.
However Jackknife takes the opportnity to grab Heather and tries to run off only to be grabbed by Alice and used as a bat to batter a inmate senseless. Then all of a sudden, hundreds of acts of violence just happens in the prison and the campers are horrified by this and Chris goes to the confessional but discovers the Warden hasn't made a confession room yet so he goes to the women's restroom and tells the readers, "If anyone get this, I'm so...sorry... very....very...sorry...for all the stuff I did back at Camp Wawanakwa."
The Twins teleport to the cafeteria and sees all the mindless destruction in the cafeteria and they talk amonst themselves:
Twin 1: Looks like someone started a riot without our involvment.
Twin 2: Perhaps they ran out of coffee.
Twin 1: Would you like to make a Everest out of a mountain?
Twin 2: Looks good to me!
The twins teleport next to Eva, grab her, then teleport her to a air vent above the cells.
Eva is then dropped into a room full of inmates and then they surround her and one of them says, "Check out the new meat, he's got some meat on them bones!" Then they notice she has breasts and another inmate says, "Hey he has those things Alice has, what were they called again? "Bodacious beef bazookas?" Eva is getting very angry and grabs a inmate and snaps his back and shouts, "I AM A WOMAN!" The gay inmate says to his partner, "Looks like the Mistress sent us a inmate from Ultraprison as revenge, let's get out of here!" As the two gay inmates escape, Eva is so angry she starts a bloodbath with the frightened inmates in the room. The violence in this scene is much more violent than what happened in chapter 1 through 6 of "Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies"
Alice sees this and says, "I think I met my match, someone stop her! She's killing my "men"." Warden then looks at the Killer Wolves and looks back at Eva's rampage and says, "You know, maybe she should be ejected from Superjail, her temper is far more worse than Alice. Then Jailbot manages to place Eva in a rocket and shoots her out of Superjail, unaware that Jackknife just escaped through the huge hole Eva left after her rampage.
Warden then says, "I hope the rest of you behave otherwise we won't have ceremonies and marshmallows to pass around. Chef Hatchet escapes through the hole in the wall as well, shouting, "I RATHER BE BACK IN THE NAVY THAN DEAL WITH THAT HE SHE! AND THIS INSANE PRISON!" Alice then says, "NO, PLEASE, DON'T DISQUALIFY YOURSELF! BE MY MAN!" The Warden watches this and says, "Tsk tsk tsk, no one likes a quitter, so far we lost 2 contestants I hope we don't lose any more until the next chapter.
(Later that night)
Tyler is just chilling out in his cell with Geoff, But then the Twins slip a flock of chickens into his cell. Due to his fear of chickens he faints. Warden sees this and and as Jailbot escorts him out of Superjail and into a hospital in the real world he shouts, "AW DAMMIT!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
