DISCLAIMER: I don't own Bleach or any of it's characters.;Shut Up and Drive' belongs to Rihanna and 'Misery Buisness' belongs Paramore

Sorry it took so long to get up!I've had alot of tests at school!:(


"Ugh, do we have to do this?" Momo whined.

"Yeah, I don't wanna do this either!" Nanao complained, throwing the pillow that was on her face at Abbey.

"Oh shut up!" Abbey snapped at them. "OH! I know what will loosen you guys up!" she exclaimed jumping up, dropping the hat, and rushing to the bar that was less then 20 feet away.

From one of the bottom cabinets of the bar, Abbey took out 2 glasses, some unknown bottles, and a cocktail shaker. No one knew what she was doing, well except for Matsumoto. Matsumoto recognized every liquid she threw into the shaker. She filled it with ice, poured 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of lime juice, and a shot of simple syrup(equal parts of sugar and water that you boil until all the sugar is dissolved) , put the top on and shook it hard for a few minutes. Abbey then opened the spout and poured the drink into the glasses that had been salted around the rim. She finished it off with a lime wedge for some flair. Abbey then picked up the 2 glasses and gave one to Momo and Nanao each.

"What's this?" Nanao asked, inspecting the yellow-green concoction. Momo sniffed it and then took a sip.

"It's called a margarita!" Abbey called from the bar, making one for her and Matsumoto.

"It's good!" Momo shouted after drinking about ¼ of her margarita.

"Oh, what the hell!" Nanao sighed, taking a big gulp of hers.

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Izuru Kira, Shuhei Hisagi, Shunsui Kyoraku, and Toshiro Hitsugaya all gathered outside the 13th division office, trying to see what the girls were doing. Sure enough, Hisagi was right. The girls were all sitting around in their underwear, margaritas in their hands.

"My Nanao-chan would never drink with me!" Shunsui cried. Toshiro couldn't take his eyes off Momo and her light pink and black polka dotted bra and matching panties. Izuru was glued to Abbey and her black push up bra with hot pink lace and matching panties, Hisagi to Matsumoto and her simple red bra and panties, and Shunsui to Nanao and her black bustier that was laced in white up the front and black panties. The boys all felt a nose bleed coming on. They continued to stare, all kinds of naughty thoughts and images running through their minds.

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"Ok, since you guys are loosened up now, I think I can read our secrets!" Abbey announced.

"Ya ya, bring it on!" Nanao yelled, finishing her 4th margarita. Abbey picked up the hat and began to read off the answers written on the paper.

"I'm in love with my best friend." The first one red.

'That's Momo's for sure," Abbey thought.

"I think I love my captain,"

'Nanao'

"I'm out of my mind in love with my best friend,"

'That one is mine,'

"I can't decided between the enemy or HIm,"

'Rangiku no doubt. Gin is the enemy. Hm, the H and I are capitalized so it must mean Hisagi. Those 2 have been getting pretty comfy lately.'

"Well, it looks like you're all too drunk to answer," Abbey sighed.

"I wants another ones!" Nanao drunk-ishly stuttered holding up her empty glass. Just about everyone is drunk by now. Nanao had 5 margaritas; Matsumoto had 2 margaritas, 2 bottles of sake, and a bottle of tequila; Momo had 3 margaritas; and Abbey had 2 margaritas.

"Am I the only sober one here?" Abbey cried.

"Looks like it!" Matsumoto stated.

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"Hey girls!" Hisagi exclaimed, busting through the door with the rest of the guys right behind him.

"It's my Shiro!" Momo drunkly smiled, falling onto her back.

"Let's party!" Hisagi said.

Abbey got up, pushed a button on the stereo, and turned the volume up all the way.

'get you where you wanna go
if you know what I mean
got a ride that is smoother than a limousine
can you handle the curves
can you run all the lights
if you can baby boy
then we can go all night
goes from zero to 60 in 3.5

baby you got the keys
now shut up and drive'-

Blared from the stereo. Everybody danced with someone. As you guessed Abbey with Izuru, Momo with Toshiro, Nanao with Shunsui, and Matsumoto with Hisagi. Just as everyone was about to collapse, Abbey and Momo's favorite song came on.

'Whoa, I never meant to brag
but I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
to steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
Cause God it just feels so,
It just feels so good.' –

They both sang, dragging their guys with them.

"Um, Momo," Toshiro stuttered. "I don't think this is a good idea. I mean, you're way past your limit and,"

"Oh shut it!" Momo replied. "What's wrong? We're having fun! Do you not want to look at me?" she said, to drunk to realize she was sticking her chest out and had a seductive look on her face.

"Oh no, it's not that! I mean I can't stop looking at your, I mean, I uh," he blushed madly. Momo giggled at his blushing.

"Oh Shiro!" she said practically throwing herself at him. "Take me home with you," she whispered, pulling herself up to his ear.

"WHAT!?" he exclaimed, almost dropping her.


Hope you all enjoyed it!I will try very hard to get the next chapter up very soon!

I was just going to do vodka, but my friend Amy said I had to do margaritas because we went to a mexican restraunt with her mom last night and her mom drank one.

Review please!

♥Love♥ you all!

-AbbeyxIzuru