CHAPTER 2: THE SONS OF BIG BOSS

(ok guys just to let you know i dont want oceleto dead, so he was not killed in the end, just lethaly wounded)

BIG BOSS: DAMN IT TO HELL!1!1! THAT OCELOT SCAPED, AND HE TOOK ONE OF THE BABIES WITH HIM. THE ONE WITH GREEN HAIR AND RED-EYES. that baby had the potential to be the best of them, i know it.

eva: no problem my sweatheart, we still have three of them four

BIG BOS: "... YEAH THATS RIGHT, but i still dont like him and want ocelot dead. unless..." when suddenly BIG BOSS AIMED his gun at EVA.

BIG BOSS: "are you working with him? he is your lover! that's what you've been up to all those nights when you didnt return did you?"

*BIG BOSS WAS half right, EVA was not working ecelot but she did have a lover. his name was DOCTORSTRANGELOVE, no other than BIG BOSS' BOSS THE BOSS former lover.*
(notes at the end of the chapter, like always, LOL)

EVA: "no my love, you are the only one for me. besides i want ocelot dead too, we have that in common my dear beloved one. i'll have his head for breakfast and his balls for lunch."

big boss: "well, im usually not that happy to hear say you want to eat some other men balls, but i guess i will let this one slip. don't forget i'll have my eyes on you."

EVA: "don't you mean your eye? ;D " (notes, bottompage)

big boss: "someday EVA, someday i'll punch you and send you to the moon then i'll make chico blow up the moon or campbell rape your ass, just for revengues' sake "

EVA: "lol, you are so funny snake"

BIG BOSS: "yeah... funny"

after that heat conversation BIG BOSS AND EVA went under a box togheter. what happened next is left to the weirds imagination. ;)

and when they were finished having sex, they decided to take the babyes with them. since ocelot called them solid, liquid and liquidus, those were the names they would forever carry.

now, it'd be funny to follow the life of the 3 children but we all know hoew they ended up. Solid was an agent for the guverment, Liquid was an agent for the terrorist and Liquidus was no other than the precident of the UNited Estates of American. Whats left to know is what heppened to the last. the one no one know about. ocelots own son in deception and backstabeery, "Plasma Snake". (noets, again)

TO BE CONTINUED ON CHAPTER 3...


AUTHOR NOTES:

A) red eyes is kind fo cliche, but i like it, so i'll keep it that way

B) is not the character from that old movie but a man from peace walker, the PSP game. he seems to be the main bad guy, i didnt get much of that game, but in the end he joins snake teams. or snake joins his teams, i trully dont get it.
all i know is DR. produces IA and was once the BOSS lover, so he is not gay and like women.

sorry, no DR./SNAKE slashes here. ;D

C) the boss was a woman who trained snake. i think it was his mother since she had a baby on the battle field in shape of a snake.
also, killing her its the best part of all games, since its sad as hell. damn it, i even cried a little. ;_;

D) BIG BOSS lost an eye in snake eater, it was the fault of EVA to make things worst. thats why she makes a bad joke.

E) all the information about the other snakes comes from the first games. metal gear 1 2 and 3 should epxlain all that matters, so far i see no need to explain the other snakes. if you want to know abhout them, just read metal gear wiki.

F) i need to stop creating chapters that doesnt include lilttle plasma snake. he is my character so i have free capacity of modifieng him.
the other characters i have to respect the cannon with somse other difference, but with plasma snake i can do all kind of crazy things.
like giving him red eyes, lol- n_n