BORE, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
--The Devil's Dictionary
Oh yes. It was another one of those long, dreary days when Atobe decided to call his whole team to his house and start ranting and lecturing about 'how awesomely awesome Ore-sama is' or whatever the heck. It consisted from Atobe helping ants to Atobe unsuccessfully stalking Oshitari just so he could get the blue-haired idiot to apologize for making Mukahi angry that particular day. Oh yes, he was definitely doing a good deed for them all. Like Oshitari would be stupid enough to not make up with Mukahi. Really.
So, Atobe was ranting on and on like before. Shishido had decided to bring along his English homework just so he could save time. Kabaji just stood by Atobe's side like always. The other two second-years had decided to work on their much hated chemistry homework. Jirou had fallen asleep, like always. Oshitari was reading a book, and Mukahi? Well, he was just freaking bored out of his mind.
"Don't you think Ore-sama has done a good deed today? If it weren't for me, the cat would've have been able to get down from the tree safely."
Shishido looked up from his English homework and turned to stare at Atobe. "Dude, Atobe, it's a freaking cat. It knows how to land on all four of its legs, you know."
"But that cat was obviously extremely afraid of heights. And what if Ore-sama was not there, ah? That cat might've been stuck up there without Ore-sama's help!"
"Dude, the only reason why the cat wasn't freaking jumping out of the tree was because YOU were blocking the freaking way. Like hell it's going to want to jump on your ugly face. It probably got like, some strange, unknown disease just because you were touching it."
Atobe looked angered. No, wait, scratch that. He was angered. "Ore-sama was doing a good deed today!"
"The cat's a freaking cat, it's independent, it doesn't need a maid to help it get down from a tree. Seriously, sometimes I really wonder whether or not you have any common sense whatsoever."
Mukahi yawned. "Atobe, you sometimes really bore me to death."
Atobe raised his eyebrows. "Come hither, you defiant scoundrel, or off with your head!" he demanded.
"Like hell I'm going over there. You're boring me to death and you expect me to listen to you?"
"Ore-sama was giving a good speech!"
"Well you know what, you never listen to what I have to say. And it just really bores me to death."
"You know, you could've just brought along some homework," Shishido pointed out. "Instead of just sitting there daydreaming like a dolt on a sugar high."
"Whatever." Mukahi rolled his eyes. "I'm just really bored right now."
Although boredom is sometimes a good thing, it's never a good thing if you're the one causing it. Especially if you're just droning on and on about something completely unnecessary and random.
