disclaimer: Yeah, uh, still disclaimin'.

Yada, yada, yada. Well, that effectively wasted a few of my seconds that I have to write -type- this thing.

Be aware that this is the only chapter I will update for a while. Enjoy it while you can.


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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Wow, it's been what, 3 days? Why are you not on facebook? STILL.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

lets just say ive outgrown it

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

... Okay, who are you and where the hell is my best friend-with-huge-forehead?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

what are you talking about ino? its me, sakura. and i so do not have a huge forehead!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Mmhm, and I'm the first lady president.
Sakura, what's wrong with you? You're not even capitalizing or punctuating. You're not the Forehead I know, who's addicted to facebook and fruit smoothies.
And grammar.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

You're right, Ino, strangely enough...
Yeah, this is so much better, I missed being gramatical and fruit smoothies are really good, and refreshing. It's also healthy and- I'm off topic again.
About facebook... I've decided, I don't need it anymore.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

-GASP!- OH YOU SO DID JUST SAY THAT. HARUNO SAKURA, YOU CANNOT GIVE UP FACEBOOK. What about all the memories we shared on there? Face it, dear, it's our life.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Wow, Ino, I think that's a new personal record on speed texting!
And, that whole facebook being our lives thing? Yeah, that doesn't sound as cool and epic as it did in your mind, Ino, sweetie.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Really? Dang, gotta time that next time.
Yeah, I figured if I typed it out furiously on my blackberry, it would sound as awesome as it did- nevermind.
But, anyway, what's with the facebook-ditching?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Hah, I got the time, 4.57 seconds.
But for srsly, now's not a good time. And here's not a good place.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Oh, thanks, Forehead!
One word: WHYNOT?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Hah, funny how you tried to turn 'why not' into one word. You just kill me, Pig.
Just, not now. It's not secretive enough. I'll look suspicious.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

You'll only make it suspicious if you do that thing where you try to hide behind the menu and text while looking around secretively like you always do.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Fine. But I'm not telling you now.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Uh, why not?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

'Cause I'm eating the best pizza ever right now. And to be honest, your little rants are making the pizza taste not-so-great anymore. So, I'll catch up to yah laterz.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

FINE. You and your goddamn pizza.
Chatroom. 8:00 pm, sharp. Be there, or I will hunt for you, my PIC.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

You DORK.
And what's 'PIC'?

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Partner in Crime, babe.
And, Sakura, save me a slice of that oh-so-delicious pizza.

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heckyesitsINO has entered the chatroom.

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sakuraaafails has entered the chatroom.

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heckyesitsINO (8:00:09 PM): Alright, let's get started. The PIC are present.

sakuraaafails (8:00:16 PM): Ino, you watch WAY too many late night cop shows.

heckyesitsINO (8:00:31 PM): They're the only shows on that late! Besides all the porn, guh.

sakuraaafails (8:00:43 PM): You insomniac.

heckyesitsINO (8:00:55 PM): You freak. But hey, I'm not complainin'.

heckyesitsINO (8:00:59 PM): Anyway, what about the facebook issue?

sakuraaafails (8:01:07 PM): OH RIGHT. Damn, we get sidetracked WAAAY too easily, my friend.

sakuraaafails (8:01:11 PM): Okay, so it's about the Sasuke thing.

heckyesitsINO (8:01:22 PM): ... Gee, thanks, that helps so much.

sakuraaafails (8:01:27 PM): UGH, fine.

sakuraaafails (8:02:04 PM): You know... with the Coach bags, and the boots, and the accidental message, that SHOULD have been for Naruto...

heckyesitsINO (8:02:26 PM): Sakura, not everyone lives in your mind, like those voices in your head, sweetie.

sakuraaafails (8:02:30 PM): WHAT EVER.

sakuraaafails (8:02:35 PM): Situation 103.

heckyesitsINO (8:02:51 PM): OHMYGAHHH, that one?

sakuraaafails (8:02:58 PM): YES, that one.

sakuraaafails (8:03:06 PM): I don't know how I can face him after that.

heckyesitsINO (8:03:14 PM): ... It's just facebook, dear, he's not looking at you.

sakuraaafails (8:03:22 PM): But it's weird! It's like I can feel his stare going through my screen and- Ino, I'm scared!

heckyesitsINO (8:03:26 PM): Get a grip, woman!

sakuraaafails (8:03:32 PM): And in school, it's just worse, 'cause I have him in like, 3 of my classes.

heckyesitsINO (8:03:40 PM): So?

sakuraaafails (8:03:41 PM): And he sits behind me in all of them. I FEEL his stares, Ino.

heckyesitsINO: (8:03:56 PM): Just. UGH. Hang in there, Sak, we'll help you.

sakuraaafails (8:03:59 PM): We?

heckyesitsINO (8:04:03 PM): The PIC, sweet cheeks.

heckyesitsINO (8:04:06 PM): OOH, Naruto just texted me. BBL

sakuraaafails (8:04:51 PM): Ino...?

sakuraaafails (8:04:53 PM): INO!

sakuraaafails (8:04:54 PM): GODDAMNIT WOMAN!

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Yamanaka Ino the PIC unite!

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Nara Shikamaru at 8:47 pm on September 16

Wtf?

Yamanaka Ino at 8:47 pm on September 16

I appreciate your determination to join, but i'm afraid this is for CHICKs only.

Nara Shikamaru at 8:47 pm on September 16

Right, like anyone is going to answer to that.

Tenten AwesomeSauce at 8:49 pm September 16

w00t! Chicks before dicks! What is it, Ino?

Hyuuga Hinata at 8:50 pm September 16

We seriously need a new call, guys...

Yamanaka Ino at 8:51 pm September 16

Okay, meeting in chatroom. Tomorrow at 6:00 pm, sharp.

Nara Shikamaru at 8:52 pm September 16

Unbelievable.

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From: Naruto
To: Ino

What's crackin', sugar tits?
So is Sak still mad?

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From: Ino
To: Naruto

Heeeey there, sweet cheeks!
And, well, she's more afraid than she is mad.
But she DID send you a very ANGRY message, although it didn't actually get to you.

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From: Naruto
To: Ino

Well, I should avoid her when she's holding something sharp and dangerous... like a letter opener. Or scissors.

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From: Ino
To: Naruto

Yeah... maybe you should. So, I'll see you in the meeting tomorrow with the PIC, babe.

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From: Naruto
To: Ino

I'll be there. Even though I'm not even a chick.

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Haruno Sakura is back?

Yamanaka Ino, Uzumaki Naruto, and 3 others like this.

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Yamanaka Ino at 4:36 pm September 17

OMFG, finally! Took you long enough!

Haruno Sakura at 4:36 pm September 17

Yeah, yeah, i spent like an hour in front of my laptop, just staring at it. and somehow, I ended up on facebook...

Uchiha Sasuke at 4:38 pm September 17

Where were you?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Damn, girl, you've already called me and screamed into the phone for like, 3 minutes straight.
You should be a singer :D

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

OMG, Ino, I am NEVER going on facebook again.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Maybe I didn't read that right.
WHAT!

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

He was gonna say it, Ino! He was gonna pop the big question!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

...He's gonna ask you to marry him?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

INO!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Ok, ok, not funny... GAWD.
He was just wondering where you were!
And that in its own right is amazing.
That could only mean one thing.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

What?

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

HE LIKES YOU!

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

You know what? You are the worst best friend ever!
First the boots and now this?
I'm beginning to think I'm only in this predicament for your amusement.

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Hey I have another date with Naruto! OMFG can't wait.

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

Did you just ignore me?

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

INOOOOOO!

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From: Sakura
To: Ino

You know what? I ATE your slice of pizza, so HA!
Worst best friend EVER.
I only have my pizza, my boots, and my collection of Korean dramas to comfort myself!

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From: Ino
To: Sakura

Oh, and Sak, before you destroy your phone, I just wanted to say that 'avoiding Sasuke' does not mean pretending to the scale the wall and acting invisible, all while humming the James Bond theme song.

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TBC,


A/N: It's a bit short, but what the hey, I'm busy. It's a wonder I even had time to update. But I'm happy that I did. This is a development chapter and was pointless, wasnt' it?

Gah, I'm sorry about this chapter. Disappointing, huh? OH WELL. Gotta do better next time around. I didn't really like the end..

REVIEWS FOR THE POOR, and undeniably cute, teehee. Thanks, guys (:

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