Day 1: February 15
12:34 p.m.
Kankuro makes a sigh, and puts on his pink mittens with kittens on it to take out the cookies. He hums Just dance by Lady Gaga as he's taking out the cookies. He sniffs the fresh and newly made chocolate chip cookies and puts them on top of the oven to cool off. He then takes his mittens and takes off his apron that says "Mama's boy" on it, made by Temari because she wanted him to suffer. Kankuro then makes a grin, and looks around to see if anyone's watching…
"I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket, I'm-I'm-I'm hunting, looking for a come-up, this is fucking awesome!"
Kankuro starts to sing and dance in the kitchen, unaware of his brother looking at him with a face of disturbance and annoyance. As puppet master turns to the entrance, he stops completely and swallows.
"H-H-Hey Gaara!"
"…"
"Um… I don't know how much you heard or watched…"
"I was dared… to dance and sing with you."
Kankuro makes a face of shock to his brother, and says, "Wha?! Seriously?! That's awesome!" Gaara smacks the puppet master with his sand, making Kankuro flops on top of the oven… smashing the cookies. Kankuro gets up, and looks at his smashed work.
"Gaara, I may fear you. But… I won't… FEAR YOU FOR SMASHING MY WORK!"
Kankuro slowly turns his brother, his face full of evil and hatred. Gaara never seen his brother like this before, and a sweat drops appear on his face and puts up his sand armor. Kankuro then charges at him, making the Kazekage drops his gourd and run as fast as his feet can carry him!
Damn it all!
Gaara thinks, as he reaches to the living room… where Naruto, the gang, Temari, and the Akatsuki are sitting. He runs past them and into the next room, with a raging puppet master at his heels! Hidan raises his eyebrow and asks, "What the fuck was that about?!" He turns to Temari, who shrugs.
"To the next person then, Kakuzu… truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Is it true that you… that you… sleep with money bag while sucking your thumb?"
Temari just says this on the fly, not knowing if he really is a money freak. Kakuzu slightly looks away, "No." Tobi raises his head and says, "LIE! Tobi is a good boy and I have to say… that me and Deidara went to your room to wake you up and you were doing just that! Kakuzu was sucking his thumb!" Everyone looks at the old Akatsuki member, who glares at Tobi.
"Remember to destroy you once we go back to our hideout."
Tobi makes a face of terror behind his mask, then hides behind Deidara. The blonde makes an annoyed face, but doesn't do anything… yet. Kakuzu makes a dreadful sigh, "Why am I even playing this?!" He asks himself, then gets a pleasant idea! He looks around, and decides to choose Naruto.
"Nine-Tails… truth or dare?"
"My name is "Naruto"! And I choose dare you old sack of stitches!"
"I dare you to give me all your money!"
Naruto's face went pale, then brings out his loaded frog. Kakuzu detaches his arm and grabs it, and uses his strings to bring it back to him. Kakuzu makes a grin, and went to his room to count the money. Naruto, lost his pride at the moment, turns to Sakura.
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Is it true that the Akatsuki are unfair?"
"Yup, sorry Naruto."
Sakura turns to Konan, "Truth or-"
"Why don't we do something else, un?! I'm getting sick of this game, yeah?!" Deidara interrupts, making Pain snap his head at him. "Then what should we do, huh Deidara? It looks like you know how to pass the time. And if it's art, then I'll make sure to rip you to shreds." Pain says, his voice not so pleasant. Konan pats Pain's head, making him lean on her… wanting more.
"Why don't we pretend to be the other person? Cosplay I guess you say?"
Konan suggest, making some of the ninja kind of nod to this. She then starts to pet Pain's orange hair, making Deidara look at them with disgust. Itachi blinks at this, and says, "I guess that's good. Who's in?" Sasuke drops his jaw at his brother, "Are you for real?!" He asks, making Itachi nod.
"Why not? I mean, us once upon a time S-rank criminals know how to throw a party."
"OH YEAH?!"
Everyone turns to the blonde ninja, his sapphire eyes burning. He then makes a hand sign, and transforms into Sasuke. Everyone makes a face, wondering what Naruto (looking like Sasuke) is doing.
"Then I get Sasuke-teme. Hn!"
Naruto (Sasuke) makes a grin, making Itachi, the real Sasuke, and some other ninja look at him in disturbance. All of a sudden, Kankuro lands right on top of Kiba… making Kiba run into Neji.
"OW!"
"Watch where your fucking going, Kankuro!"
"I was just thrown by Gaara!"
"NO EXCUSES!"
The three get up, and the Kazekage enters the room. He looks at the real Sasuke, and the Sasuke having his hands on his hips. Gaara pinches the bridge of his nose, and says slowly, "Let me guess, Naruto is it?" Naruto explains what's going on, making Gaara nod slowly.
"I'm not going to participate in-"
"I get Gaara!"
Everyone turns to the puppet master, who transforms into the redheaded Sabaku. He makes a grin too, and starts doing a little dance. Tobi, Choji, Naruto (Sasuke form), and Kiba drops to the floor, laughing their asses off. Then, Kankuro (Gaara) starts singing…
"I kissed a girl and I liked it! The taste of her cherry chap stick! It felt so wrong, it felt so right… AAAHHHHH!"
A/N: What did I miss?! Aw geez... I wonder what happened to the singing Kankuro (Who is in Gaara's form and voice)?
