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Guest (1): Thanks! I didn't know if anyone would like it...
Marzue: I always take requests! Don't worry, I'm continuing this one. I'll even make a series with this pairing and some other states. :) Also, I'll take your poll choice into consideration...
Guest (2): I actually was going to make a series out of this one involving this pairing and some other ones! Next I could do Vermont and New Hampshire, if you like. :)
It was the day. The day dreaded by every state, territory, district, zone, and former territory. Meeting day. The reason being, most of them have to travel many miles just to get there, but all they ever did there was argue.
"I HAVE NO SALES TAX! I HAVE NO SALES TAX!" Delaware ran across the room chanting.
"Who are you?" Maine questioned.
"I'M DELAWARE!"
"Guys, I think there is an intruder! This guy is claiming to be Delaware!" Maine sounded the alarm.
"Delaware is one of my awesome counties..." Pennsylvania announced.
"I am not part of YOU!"
"Whatever."
"May you please stop sending your pollution over here?" Indiana asked as politely as possible.
"Maybe when you get your own economy," Illinois smirked.
Alabama was looking at Mississippi in disgust. "Why don't yo stop sleeping with everybody?"
Mississippi took that to offense. "Well...well...well...YOU'RE A COMMUNIST!"
Every state, zone, district, territory, and former territory alike gasped.
"You did not just say that!" Alabama smacked him.
"Why are we even here?" the Philippines muttered, looking at the fighting.
"I don't know. Maybe Dad needs our help..." Palau muttered.
"He'd go to England for that."
"You're right, maybe he just wants our advice on things. After all, we know more about him than any other nation." Micronesia butted in.
"That's probably it." the Marshall Islands agreed.
The four nations stepped back from the fighting teenagers. They were adults now; there was no need to get involved in petty fights.
"I've been waiting for this since 1845!" Texas tackled Alaska to the ground. "I have a bigger state than you!"
"No, I have much more land than you." Alaska threw him off.
Rhode Islands calmly tapped Alaska on the shoulder. "Your land size may be, like, a bajillion times bigger, but I still have a greater population than you." the smallest state fleed as fast as her legs could take her.
"R-R-R-RHODE ISLAND YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!" Alaska ran after her.
"What happened to our fight?" Texas complained.
"You can fight with me." California was laying on the table, kicking her legs in the air, and smiling flirtatiously.
"Ah, no." the Lone Star State escaped THAT mess as quickly as possible.
"BUCKEYES!" Ohio hollered.
"WOLVERINES!" Michigan cheered.
"BUCKEYES!"
"WOLVERINES!"
"BUCKEYES!"
"WOLVERINES!"
"LIFE!" Guam glared at them when he got his nose out of a book titled The Taotao Mo'na. "Just shut up."
Ohio and Michigan glared at each other for a minute before both stalking off a few feet.
"Buckeyes." Ohio whispered.
"Wolverines."
"Buckeyes."
"Wolverines."
" 'BAMA'S A COMMIE! 'BAMA'S A COMMIE!" Mississippi was standing on the table, hands cupped over his mouth, yelling at the top of his lungs.
"SHUT UP!" Guam was close to tears. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"
They silenced.
"What was that for?" Massachusetts stepped away from trying to get Maine to become one with him.
"I-I-I-I'm afraid that if you continue screaming like that, you'll disrupt the dead." Guam cried.
Howland Islands was there for the other territory. "Why do you say that?"
"In my place, there are ghosts walking around in solid forms. Guam zombies. Look it up on the Internet, it's true. The Taotao Mo'na are ghosts who can curse you. You step on a holy stone, you can die. It's as simple as that." Guam stated.
"Do you believe that junk?" North Carolina raised an eyebrow.
The territory in question's eye twitched. "Y-Ye-Yes, YOU COMMIE!" Guam launched himself at the state.
That was when America came in. "Where's the commie?" he stood tall. "The hero will save the day!"
"She's the commie!" Guam pointed at North Carolina.
"Christopher, Caroline isn't a commie." the heroic nation face-palmed.
"Yeah, she isn't!" Illinois smirked.
"Just because Dad's boss is from your state doesn't make you the judge of everything!" Guam from. "The Taotao Mo'na will get you all!"
"Christopher, you need to chill." America sighed.
"I, like, totally have an announcement to, like, make!" California finally stood up on the table she was laying on.
"Yes, Ruby?" the heroic nation turned to her.
"Michigan and Ohio, like, are totally going out!" she cheered.
A dark aura surrounded Michigan and Ohio. "You said you'd keep your mouth shut about the incident."
"I promised that I wouldn't put it in any movies; I didn't promise that I wouldn't tell anyone." California grinned.
"So that's why you wanted me to help you kidnap Ohio!" Texas face-palmed.
America just stood in shock. "Is this true?"
"No!" the two states in question outright refused.
"Yes! I have proof!" California waved her camera around.
"Let's see it!" Vermont grinned.
Michigan glared at him. "Go get yourself a gay marriage."
"YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!"
"No fighting!" America yelled.
"Fine." all of the states sat down.
"I personally do not want to go through another Civil War." Kansas grinned at everyone.
Now the states looked guilty; they hadn't meant for it to go that far. Well, I guess the Southern half did, but let's forget about that.
"I wouldn't mind another Civil War." South Carolina grinned. "Right, guys?" she looked for support from the other Southern states.
"I don't really want to revolt anymore," Georgia told her.
"Neither do I, South." North Carolina winced. "But at least you are dedicated."
"The evidence!" Vermont cheered.
He recieved two glares again.
"Ruby, give me the camera," America attached the camera to a convienent projector.
It showed the video. The video that California took of Michigan and Ohio. She editted it a little bit to take out the part when she was trying to convince Michigan and Ohio to kiss, but the actual kiss and the holding of the hands were still in there. After the video, everyone was in shock.
"How did you get that?" Nevada looked at California in amazement.
"I was trying to find good scenes for some moves, but I just happened to stumble upon them." the Golden State grinned.
"It didn't happen like that!" Michigan and Ohio yelled in unison.
"She made us swear on Dad to help her!" Ohio tried to convince her relatives.
"She didn't even tell us what we had to do until we swore!" Michigan was frantic.
"Then she told us that if we didn't do it, it would count as secession!" the Buckeye State blamed the Golden State.
"So she forced us to!" the Wolverine State ended.
California shrugged. "Denial."
"If you swore on Dad," South Carolina seriously looked confused. "Why didn't you just secede?"
"Not all of us are secession happy." Maryland rolled her eyes.
America somehow made all of the teenagers to calm down. "If Michigan and Ohio are going out, what does it matter? If they aren't, oh well! It doesn't really effect anything. Did this happen when Nevada and California started going out? No!" he let out a breath. "Just calm down."
And they did.
California's eyes narrowed.
I WILL get them together.
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