Vegeta lay in bed snoring loudly.
"Vegeta!" Nappa yelled. "For the seventh time, wake up!"
"Huh…?" Vegeta groaned. "Whaaaaaat?"
"We have to purge a planet in ten minutes!" Raditz shouted. "Get up!" Vegeta flipped him off and turned over in his bed.
"Vegeta!" Raditz shouted again. Extremely pissed off, Vegeta sat up and looked at him.
"Listen!" he screamed. "I'm sixteen years old, I feel like throwing up, and I've got a hangover the size of Dodoria's ass! I am not moving! Goodnight!" he threw himself against the bed.
"Well what are we gonna tell Lord Frieza!" Nappa demanded. "That you won't go on a mission because you're too busy dreaming about becoming sober?" Vegeta looked at him lazily.
"Nappa… I don't care what you tell him! You can tell him that I fancy him and want to finish dreaming about him if you want! As long as he realizes that I am not getting up until 2pm!"
"… … Er…" Nappa replied. "I'll tell him you're ill…"
"Okay, fine." Vegeta went back to sleep. Nappa looked at Raditz.
"Come on."
"Why me!" Raditz protested.
"I'm not telling him on my own!" Nappa replied. "Now come on!"
In his bedroom Frieza was still asleep. After knocking several times Nappa entered, followed by Raditz.
"Er… Lord Frieza?" Nappa spoke.
"Mmm…" Frieza mumbled, still sleeping. "Zarbon…"
"Let's poke him." Raditz suggested.
"With what?" Nappa asked. Raditz shrugged.
"I don't know."
Nappa ignored him, and walks over to Frieza's bed.
"Sir…?" Frieza groaned.
"Wha…?" He opened his eyes and looked at Nappa. "What the fuck do you want?"
"Er…" Nappa began. "It's about Vegeta…"
"What?" Frieza replied, still half asleep. "A heater? Bugger off, I don't want a bloody heater!"
"No, Sir." Raditz said. "Ve – ge – ta. The saiyan?"
"No, I already bought one of those. Didn't work for me. See ya!" Frieza went back to sleep. Raditz looked at Nappa.
"What do we do? If we don't go on that mission he'll probably kill us when his hangover's cleared up."
"I've got an idea." Nappa answered. "Stand back…"
"Nappa –"
"Just stand back!"
"…" Raditz stood back. Nappa took a deep breath, and moved his lips to Frieza's ear.
"Lord Frieza!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Frieza screamed jumping up in fright. "What happened! Save the wine! Whatever happens, save the wine!"
"Sir…" Nappa spoke.
"Huh?" Frieza looked at him. "Oh, it's you. What do you want?"
"Well…"
In the saiyans' bedroom Vegeta was still sleeping.
"I swear, baby, she didn't mean anything…" he swore in his sleep. Frieza stormed in.
"Vegeta!"
"Zzzz…" Frieza picked up a megaphone.
"Wake up you little bastard!"
"Zzzz…" Vegeta was still asleep. "Oh, that other one? That was my sister, honest…"
"Oh, for the love of – fine then!" Frieza stormed over to the bed, pulled the covers off and yanked Vegeta out. Vegeta hit the floor and woke up.
"Huh?" He rubbed his eyes. "Hey, what the heck are you doin', ya moron!" Frieza cleared his throat, at which point Vegeta noticed him.
"Oh, fuck… hi Sir ^_^" Frieza stood with his arms folded, looking at him sternly. Vegeta sighed. "Okay…" He stood up. "What have I done this time? Listen, the wine bottle was empty when I got there; I've never seen that phone number in my entire life; I thought you wanted me to purge the other planet; she was my sister. Have I missed anything out?"
"You're supposed to be on a mission!" Frieza snapped.
"The alarm didn't go off."
"Vegeta!"
"Okay, okay." Vegeta eased. "Which planet?"
"I already told you!" Frieza screamed.
"Amnesia."
"Go and purge the goddamn planet!" Vegeta saluted him.
"Righto guv'ner!" He headed for the door. "I'll bring you back something nice."
"Vegeta," Frieza uttered. Vegeta looked at him.
"Yeah?"
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Frieza asked. Vegeta tried to think what he could mean.
"…" He backed off. "Whoa – – hold on a minute – – that wasn't in the job description!"
"No, Baka!" Frieza shouted, his rage growing. He sighed angrily. "Do I have to spell everything out for you?"
"Huh?"
"Arrrrgh!" Frieza exclaimed. "Vegeta, do you intend to wear clothes on this mission?"
"What?" Vegeta looked down to see he was dressed in nothing but his underwear. "Oh. Right ^_^;"
"Get dressed and leave this ship immediately!"
"Yes Sir!"
