Chapter 2

Am I Dreaming or...What?

When we turned around to see..."Byakuya Kuchiki...and...Abrai Renji..." I yelled with surprise.

"..." Was Renji's and Byakuya's reaction.

"Oops" I said after looking side to side.

My Friends were just as shocked as Renji and Byakuya.

"Oh...my...god..." Said Shellene,

"You toke the words right out of my mouth..." Said Dyon and Monica.

"Yeah..." Said Diana and Amy and the rest all stayed there on the ground in awe.

"How in the world do you kn-" Renji was about to say,

"Vice captain allow me to interrogate them after I introduce ourselves." Whispered Byakuya,

"Yes captain" Said Renji also in a hushed whisper.

"I am Byakuya Kuchiki the-" Byakuya got interrupted by me (saying the rest about him, because he is MY favourite character)

"He is Byakuya Kuchiki, the 28th headmaster of the Kuchiki clan and also the 6th division captain...and the other one is Renji Abrai, the vice captain of the 6th division and also known Rukia's childhood friend." I said proudly.

Man you should have seen the look on their faces including Byakuya and Renji staring there in shocked like they never heard about themselves.

"How do you know so much about captain Kuchiki and I?" Said Renji in shock,

"Easy!" Said all of my friends including me.

"Allow me to explain" I Said

"Yeah let Maryam to explain!" Said all of my friends.

"Yes, please inform us about how you now of us so clearly." said Byakuya,

"Yeah...you freaking stalkers..." Renji said quickly

"Whatever dude with the freaky tattooed eyebrows...if any of you have any questions please ask after I am done, yes including you, Renji and Byakuya." I said

"Whaaaaaa-" Bam Renji got hit on the head by me, Byakuya and Shellene,

"Man the guy just wouldn't shut up even if his life depends on it." I Said

"Not ev-" Bam Renji got hit on the head again,

"You see what I mean" Said Shellene,

"Poor guy can't shut the hell up for beans." Said Amy in a disapproval manner,

"I cannot believe that this man is my vice captain sometimes" Said Byakuya

"What do you mean sometimes how about all the times" Said Diana

"That's sad." Said all of us,

"Agreed" said Byakuya,

Renji was about to open his mouth again but everyone just gave him the death glare so he just snapped it back closed.

"As I was about to say, this is the breakdown. We all went to school today which happens to be my birthday. We all went to our classes, once class was over I suggested that we should go to the computer lab to watch some videos, and they agreed to go. So we got to the computer lab and went on my account because nobody got their account reset, after I have logged onto the computer, I told them first that I would like to check out my email and said that they were okay with that, and then I checked and got a new message from the Soul Society that has a video." I said in all in one breath.

Byakuya nodded his head as an understanding but Renji with the total opposite reaction..."Oh my god, what the hell are you talking!" He yelled.

So I shrugged it off and carried on "After that I clicked the video and what happened was this, us being brought here to the Soul Society" I finished saying "Any questions?"I asked.

Byakuya raised his hand like any other normal person would do but Renji was jumping up and down saying,

"Hey, pick me, pick me!" Like some retarded freak from the mental house (sorry if you like Renji and all but he is so fun to pick on and also always wanted to say something like that to insert happy face).

"Yes captain Kuchiki, and then Renji after...stupid pineapple head..." I mumbled after,

"What did you just say?" said Renji very angered,

"Calm down Renji" said Byakuya annoyed,

"Yes captain" Said Renji in a disappointed tone,

"Yeah you better Renji" I said taunting him,

"What did you just say!" said Renji back.

Before anything else could happen (like me getting into a fight with Renji),

"First let us go to the first division to discuss about the current situation, then me and the rest of the captains will ask you questions, Renji let us go escort them in the first division to see what general captain Yamato has to say about this situation." Byakuya said in his so cold usual voice.

"Yes captain" said Renji,

"Very well then, let us carry onwards to the first division." Byakuya said.

Man we have to go to that old man with the bald spot on his head what a drag. I have a feeling things won't go pretty with him, especially if there is a captain's meeting. On the way to the first division.

Renji asked "What is a computer?"

We just stood there shocked because he does not know what a computer is.

"Yes, please inform us about this so called computer" Byakuya said after.

"You guys are so lame" Amy plainly stated,

"Yeah." My other friends also agreed.

"..." Renji and Byakuya were speech less.

"You are lucky I bring a dictionary just in case we had English this semester" said Whitney,

"..." they were speechless again.

"Hey Whitney can I read the definition to them?" I asked

"Sure you can I don't feel like reading right now anyways." she said.

"A computer is a device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information. " I said

"..." They stood quietly looking at each other speechless.

"In other words it's a type of electronic that can do many various things like go on the internet, play games, type out things and etc." I simply said.

"That does make more sense" said Byakuya.

"You could have said that in the first place!" Renji said.

"Whatever." We all said.

"You still did not inform us how you know us so clearly." said Byakuya. Man the guy can be so stubborn sometimes.

"You guys are anime characters." We all said.

"..." Byakuya and Renji were like.

"Never mind, will tell you another time." I said annoyed.

"...Fine..." They both said.

Talk about creepy; we were walking to the first division on the way we saw the other divisions, Renji told us about the captains of every division, their vice captains and captains and what they also specialize in and etc.

"I'm bored" Dyon said,

"Yeah me, too "Amy said

"Yeah" We all complained.

"Will do something to entertain each other." said Byakuya.

"Yeah." Yeah Renji said after him.

Man they are going to regret what they just have said.

"Okay how about a game of...I spy!" Monica suggested.

"Sure" We all said,

"I want to go first!' said Dyon

"Okay." I said.

"I spy something...white..." she said.

"The huge fat walls?" said Amy.

"Awe, Amy your turn." said Dyon.

"Okay I spy something huge." She said.

"The huge fat walls" I said.

"Damn it, your turn Maryam." Amy said

"Hey enough with the walls, man aren't there other things that you can say too you know!" said Renji annoyed.

"...hn..." Byakuya was silent but annoyed. (They do have a point)

"Whatever" We all said ignoring them, anyways.

"Yay, Okay here we go, I spy something...white..." I said.

"Byakuya and Renji's soul reaper uniform?" said Shellene.

"No...Keep trying." I said.

"Byakuya captain's cape." Said Whitney.

"No..." I said.

"The walls?" Aleah said.

"No but good try." I said.

"Hmm...is it the weird noodle things that Byakuya wears?" said Diana.

Damn it how did she know?

"Yeah she's right, your turn Diana." I said.

Before she could say anything, Renji started to burst out with laughter. Then we looked at him like if he was on crack on or something.

"What?" said Diana.

"It's...just that I never heard someone say anything about that to captain Kuchiki, especially if he was right there in front of you" He said.

"So it's not a weird noodle thing that is stuck on his head?" Diana said shocked and my friends wondering what they could be.

"They are Kenshins (Sorry I don't Know how to spell that) that are worn to represent nobility." said Byakuya.

"Wow..." They said in shocked.

"And he also wears that cool scarf for nobility too; it can buy 10 Kuchiki mansions." I said.

"Cool..." They all said.

"I know eh, I wished I had a scarf like that too." I said.

"How do you know so much about the scarf?' Renji said.

"...Because I know everything...about you guys..." I said.

"Really?" Renji said.

"No, I know because of the internet..." I said.

"From the computer?" Renji asked.

"You could say that" Diana said.

"...Captain...these girls know a lot about us...stalkers much, especially that freak..." Renji pointing at me.

"Surprisingly yes she does...I am shocked that the likes of her know so much about the soul society including us." said Byakuya.

"Scary..." said Renji and Byakuya just nodded. After a long boring walk, we all finally made it to the first division.

Byakuya and Renji were talking to some random shinigamis about letting us come in, after that they mentioned us to follow them as we were told to do so.

"WOW" we all said at the same time.

In that room, there was all the vice captains and captains there; to us this was like a dream come true to see our one of our favourite anime characters. They all had shocked faces, surprised to see high school girls...wait a minute who the hell would be surprised to see high school girls?..Anyways back to the story.

"Hey look its Hitsugaya and Masumoto!" said Shellene.

"Oh my god so cool, its Soi Fong and Uhnoha!" said Amy.

(Sorry for the spelling mistakes in other chapters I will fix them...eventually)

"Hey look over there it's Utikia" said Diana.

"Wicked cool, all the captains and vice captains are here." said Monica.

"This is the coolest thing that has ever happened to us!" said Aleah.

"Awesome someone pinch me to make sure I'm not dreaming!" Dyon said.

"Okay." said Shunique.

"Ouch, that hurts..." said Dyon

...Well she said to pinch her right? Anyways back to the story.

"..." The captains were silent and shocked some of them were amused and some weren't.

"I am the first division captain general Yamato" he said.

"Boring" I said.

My friends also agreed.

"How dare you talk to him like that?" said his vice captain.

"Zip it loser." Monica said.

"Do you Know who you are talking to?" he said.

"Do you know who you are talking to!" said Monica.

(LOL I never Knew Monica could act up like this just kidding...back to the story.)

They had a glaring contest and to no surprise Monica obviously won that easily.

"What a loser" Aleah said to Monica.

"You think" we all said.

"Man he got hit in the stomach once by Ichigo and passed out." said Diana.

"Not to mention that Ichigo is a substitution shinigami and the loser is a vice captain." I said.

"Man, people these days are so sad." said Shellene.

"..." Was the captains and vice captains reactions.

"How did you know so much about the boy" said Byakuya.

"Yeah how do you know about Ichigo." said Renji.

The rest of the captains nodded their heads.

"Ichigo is the main character of this anime serie, which is known as Bleach." said Dyon.

"And the manga artist who made this show is Tite Kabuto." said Diana.

"...So your saying that were cartoon characters like the ones that Rukia watches in the real world with Ichigo?" said Renji and Kira.

"Yeah!" We all said putting our thumbs up.

They all fell to the ground and got back up.

"I can't believe that were cartoon characters." said Renji.

"Anime characters." I corrected him.

"I'm one of best around...aren't I?" said Matsumoto asked cheekily.

"Hell yeah." Aleah said.

"Yeah your one of the coolest girl anime character in bleach." Shunique said in return with a reassuring smile.

"Oh my god that is so cool, how about my captain?" She asked.

"Okay here's the break down" I said they all looked at me.

"There are people who watch this show and vote on their favourite anime character, and then they get all the votes counted and see who the most popular character in this show is." I said.

They nodded their heads and told me to continue.

"Will I'm going to tell you what I remember of starting with Byakuya being the 7th most popular character, then Hinamori, than Uriyu, then Grimmjow, and then Ichigo and then Rukia and lastly Hitsugaya as first." I said

"So your saying that my captain is 7th popular, then as 6th Hinamori, than 5th Uriyu, then 4th Grimmjow, and then 3rd Ichigo and then 2nd Rukia and Hitsugaya as first?" said Renji.

"Yup" I said.

"...Man how come I'm not one of those top popularity rankings?" said Renji

"Because you suck?" I said,

"NO." said Renji.

"No it's because he's a loser." Amy said.

"NOO." said Renji.

"You stink?" Said Amy.

(I wanted to put something random like that: D)

"...Never mind just forget what I just said." Renji replied.

"Yeah I thought so." said Amy with a smirk plastered on her face.

"Renji we are just joking with you..." said Aleah.

"Yeah you my second favourite bleach character" I said happily.

"Really?" said Renji, "Yeah, what I like about you the most is your funny attitude and your bankia." I said excited.

"Man I feel so loved." said Renji.

Me and Renji gave a hive five to each other because were cool like that.

(Yes I am very random)

"If I'm your second favourite character then who's your 1st favourite character?" Said Renji,

"Isn't it easy to tell?" said I.

"It's Byakushi he is my favourite character." I said with a smile on my face.

"..." All the vice captains and all the captains except for one were awed.

"See Renji even though your her second favourite character, Byakuya is her 1st favourite, man you can't beat him in anything." said Shellene.

"Don't worry Renji we all like you" said me and my friends.

"...Hn..." said Byakuya with a smile until it was replaced with a frown as soon as Renji started ranting.

"Why can't I beat him in anything damn it." Renji exclaimed.

Let's just say that Byakuya was amused from what overall has happened. We started to talk to the captains and vice captains to get to know them better, over all that was amazingly fun.

After that Byakuya offered us to stay at his estate, the Kuchiki mansion, man I never Knew Byakuya was that nice, anyways his mansion was huge and I thought it looked so big in the anime but when you're actually there it makes the actually anime suck.

"This is where you all will be staying for the time being." said Byakuya.

Then he turned to Renji and said "I want you to keep an eye on them so they don't wonder off any where until I come back."

"You can count on me captain" said Renji with a reassuring smile.

"Good, now I will depart back to my office to finish of the remainder paperwork." He said leaving by flash stepping.

Man Renji felt an evil aura behind him and then turned around and saw all of us with evilest smile, we could muster.

"Man, why do I have a feeling that I am going to regret this." He thought to himself.

Shunique closed the door and then the fun began...

For the past 3 hours Renji has gone through the most embarrassing and humiliating things that has ever happened to his life that he can remember of.

Being forced to dress as a girl or else Amy would use Zabimaru to cut his hair, he had to untie his hair and wear makeup on and forced to be smiled when Diana toke a picture of him, teased him about how much he loves about his beloved Rukia and if he didn't do what we tell him right now well go to Byakuya's office and tell him about that.

What is happening to him right now...Dyon is drawing on his face with a permanent marker drawing a mustache on him and also drew and flowers on Zabimaru and then wrote "The best flower type zampaktu in the Soul Society even better than, the Byakuya Kuchiki." as soon as Dyon finished wrote that.

Byakuya entered the room looking at us with a slightly amused look. He saw that everybody in the room made Renji have the worst 3 hours of his life. He saw that Dyon was drawing on his zampaktu and also noticed her artistic artwork. Then he looked at Amy and Diana that tied Renji onto the chair, Aleah, Whitney and Shunique were laughing at how Shellene breaded his hair and then he finally noticed me looking videotaping the whole thing right there with Amy's video camera.

Man it has been a while for him to see something this funny ever happen to his vice captain.

"Captain...please help me" Renji pleaded.

Byakuya gave him a look telling him "Are you kidding me?"

Then he told him "I promise to do the rest of the paperwork for the next 3 days." said Renji.

Byakuya thought "It has been a long time ever since his last day off. Byakuya nodded to help him due to the offer that Renji has given.

"Ahem..." Byakuya cleared his voice. We turned around and then quickly stopped what we were doing to Renji

(Poor Renji).

"Psst Maryam put away the video camera." said Amy whispered.

"Oh right..." I put it in Amy's back pack sticking it with a note saying."I'm going to copy it to my phone after, and put it on YouTube when I got the time."

We looked at each other then everybody told me to explain everything that happened since I thought of the idea of bugging Renji.

"If you wondering what we have done to Renji I could explain." I said.

"I see that you have made complete fool of him." He clearly stated.

"Man who wouldn't want to make fun of Renji" Amy said to Diana and the others.

The rest nodded their head as an agreement.

"Yes it is interesting to make a fool out of Abrai-" Byakuya was about to finish what he was going to say until we all said out loud.

"Interesting to make Renji a fool, it is fun to make Renji a fool." He just looked at us like if he was saying "I am not done saying what I wanted to say."

"Sorry, we interrupted you." said Whitney.

"You can continue what you were about to say." I said.

"As I was about to say, Yes it fun to make fun of Abrai, but when you are having your fun of making Abrai look like a complete imbecile, I would like you to inform me when it takes place." He said.

"Why?" I said, He smirked and said. "You will find out eventually..."

Renji looked at all of us even his captain shocked and surprised but the most scared that even more things that he wasn't looking forward to will happen, that he will probably never forget.

"Byakuya?" I said.

"Yes?" He said.

"We are all kind of hungry, so when is dinner?" said all of us.

"...That is the reason why I am here, it is time for us to go have dinner in the dining room, follow me." He turned his back and said "Don't fool around with Renji while we are eating unless I say so."

Renji looked Relieved as soon as his captain said that, man we all wanted to bug the crap out of him. Well since Byakuya doesn't know us and think that we actually listen to his orders, that's where he is wrong...we're going to make it hell for Renji and we might probably bug him too...insert evil laughter. Muhahahahah...time to think of an evil plan, man am I evil or what.