Chapter: 2 At M.J'S House
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Ryou and Bakura are standing outside M.J's having a brief discussion before they enter.
Bakura: ok Ryou now don't be bothering me and Yana understand?
Ryou: yes Kura I understand.
The door opens and M.J's mom is standing there.
M.J mom: what are you two doing hanging out here like a couple of coo-coo birds?
Bakura: -stunned- what!?
Ryou: yeah what do you mean? He looks a dodo bird to me.
Bakura: -annoyed- what did you call me?
Ryou: oh nothing –smiling, scratching the back of his head-
M.J appears behind he mother
M.J: -nervous- hey mom shouldn't you be leaving?
M.J mom: well are you sure honey I mean…
M.J rushes her friends in and then shuts the door.
M.J mom: -stunned- well I guess ill just go over to the neighbors…
M.J watches her mother cross the street. Bakura is stunned by the sight before him: Yugi, Yami, Tristan, Joey, mai , tea, serenity and Yana were all here not just he, his light, Yana and her light. Yana spots them and walks over.
Yana: -smiles and waves- Hey Bakura!
Bakura: Yana -saddened- I thought it was just going to be us four
Pegasus pops up behind Bakura.
Pegasus: Yeah Yana just the four of us.
Bakura stunned and turns around to meet Pegasus. Then turns around and looks at Yana.
Bakura: what the hell is he doing here?
Pegasus: hey don't yell at her I wanted it to be just the four of us too
Bakura: -spins around and faces Pegasus- that would make five you idiot
Pegasus: -counts on his fingers- so it would Bakura-boy -smiles and pats him on the back- aren't you the smart one.
Bakura: -angered- DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Pegasus: ooo moody -leans over towards Yana and whispers- hey watch out I think he's a little grumpy today.
Bakura: What!?
Bakura: I was feeling just fine until you showed up.
Pegasus: -sad- fine I see -sniffles- this is how you treat one of your oldest friends.
Bakura: what your not one of my oldest friends…your not even a friend.
Pegasus: oh that hurts…-cries- after all we've been through.
The whole gang turns to watch Pegasus in his little fit except Yami
Bakura: are you serious?
Pegasus: -suddenly happy- nope not a word.
Everyone falls over in amazement
Pegasus: well I guess ill just be leaving bye -waves and exits-
Joey: yo dere Bakura, Ryou come ova here an' jo'n us.
Ryou accepted the invitation and ran over and joined the gang around the television watching an episode of Yugioh the abridged series…none realizing it's actually them.
Joey: hey look at that blonde...he's so dumb.
Tristin: yeah and that guy has the voice of a Barney hahahahahaahaa.
The whole gang laughs at each of their own characters meanwhile Bakura and Yana are having a side conversation.
Bakura: but Yana you promised.
Yana: I know Bakura but this obviously isn't a good place.
Bakura: fine I know.
Pegasus appears behind Bakura with out Bakura realizing and he pretends to be Bakura's conscious.
Pegasus: Bakura you can't give up like this.
Bakura: I know but what am I going to do.
Pegasus: why are you asking me?
Bakura: huh? -turns around and see Pegasus- how the hell…you know what I don't care just leave.
Pegasus: -shrugs- fine whatever Bakura-boy but If you need any help with the girl just give me a call…im quite a ladies man -hands him and card-
Bakura: just get the hell out!
Pegasus: ok then but don't be afraid to call. -leaves-
Bakura: that jerk off trying to give me advice -reads the card- professional ladies man maxamillion Pegasus call 1-800-ladies-man for assistance. –annoyed- Bakura puts the card in his pocket-
Bakura joins the rest of the gang watching Yugioh the abridged series but hardly laughs. M.J leaves the room for the bathroom.
Television mai: hey Yami.
Yami: -sits up- yes mai
Tel. Mai: whatcha doing big boy?
Yami: nothing
Tel. Mai: Really? Wanna do something with me?
Yami: -jumps and hugs the TV- I thought you'd never ask -starts rubbing his face against the TV-
This act by Yami upsets tea deeply and she jumps to her feet randomly pulling a bat from her back pocket.
Tea: -pulls Yami off the TV- DON'T TOUCH MY MAN YOU WHORE!!
Tea begins to smash the TV in with the bat. Everyone is taken back by this sudden violence especially mai.
Tea: humph -sits back down and flattens skirt and fixes her hair-
A minute passes
Tea: ahh the TV's busted.
Yami: -dazed- oh no
Yana: -previously stunned by the act of violence speaks up- lets play spin the bottle.
M.J returns seeing her TV smashed.
M.J: -mouth open wide- what happened?
Yami: TV go boom.
M.J: -angered- seriously who broke it?
Silence
M.J: -pleading- come-on guys.
Silence and crickets chirp
M.J: -depressed- my mom's going to be pissed.
Pegasus appears next to her and hugs her
Pegasus: ahh it will be okay M.J…
M.J: Thank you…wait…Pegasus?
Pegasus: yes?
Ryou: AHHH Santa Claus! -runs outside-
Pegasus: what's gotten into him?
M.J: well other than the fact there's a pervert in here
Pegasus: -gasps- Santa is no pervert….I can't believe you said that your gonna be put on the naughty list.
M.J: -angered- Santa is not here I was talking about you!
Pegasus: what Santa's not here…well I guess ill be going…-walks over to the front door and leaves-
A few minutes pass with out anything being said
Private conversation between Tea and Yami
Tea: and you promise that you will never ever look at mai again
Yami: -pouting- but...but...
Tea: -raises her hand to slap Yami-
Yami: ok…ok… I promise.
Tea: you are also never to grab a TV in a loving matter ever again…understand?
Yami: -bows head- yes…
Back to the rest of the gang
Joey: so Bakura aren't you going to go after Ryou?
Bakura: why should I? Im not his keeper.
Joey: well no your not…but he's yours.
Bakura: -sudden realization- OH SHIT!
Bakura runs out the front door
Tristan: hmm guess he is important to him,
Yana: oh stop this isn't a yaoi story.
Joey: -confused- huh this is a story?
Yana: huh who ever gave you that Idea this is our life stupid.
Bakura returns without Ryou
Yana: what happened to Ryou?
Bakura: I couldn't find him.
Yana: oh that's not good
M.J: -extremely worried- WHAT!? OF COURSE THAT'S NOT GOOD THAT'S HORRIBLE!!
Bakura: well if you're so upset why don't you look him?
M.J: -eyes dart back and forth- because…im managing the party…and the last time I left the "TV go boom"
Bakura: yeah that's right…so the making sure of your houses' none destruction is more important than Ryou?
M.J: -wide eyed, low tone- that's not what I said.
Joey: -crosses arms and nods- No that's pretty much what you said.
M.J: -upset- no its not!
Joey: yeah it is
M.J: no
Bakura: yes.
M.J: NO!
Joey: uhh yeah huh.
M.J: THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID -knocks Bakura and Joey on the head-
Bakura and Joey have huge knots on there heads now.
Joey: -holding his head- what did you do that for?!
M.J: I'll tell you why….because that is not what I said!
Bakura: -mad- you feeble mortal im sending you to the shadow realm mhwhahahaha.
Joey: -scared- ehh im outta here runs into the kitchen
Tristan: -scared- Right behind you dude.
Serenity: -shyly quiet until now- hey wait for me!
Yugi: yeah wait up!
Mai: -very scared- me too!
Bakura: hahaha chickens… now mortal prepare to be sent to the shadow realm
Yana: no don't Bakura…you settle down right now!
Bakura: but…but
Yana: No buts
Bakura: -sulking- you never let me send anyone to the shadow realm any more…
M.J: -relived- thanks Yana
Yana: oh he wouldn't have done it any way…you guys can come back now.
Joey: -peeking around the corner- huh the coast is clear?
Yana: -rolls eyes- yes its clear.
Joey: come on guys its all good now.
Joey, Mai, Tristan, Yugi, and serenity walk back into the room slowly and then cautiously take their seats. A few minutes pass in absolute silence.
Joey: well I don't know about you guys but I can't sit in silence any longer.
Tristan: hey Bakura
Bakura: what do you want!?
Tristan: how'd Ryou become afraid of Santa in the first place?
Bakura: well…. –thinking-….well about…5 years ago Ryou and I went to the mall, in which we saw a Santa Claus. Apparently Ryou had never taken a picture with Santa…which while I don't see the big deal about this, its apparent that it must be a rite of passage with you mortals sitting on a Fat man's lap who burgles the cookies and milk from your house. I mean I burgled jewels, gems and priceless artifacts from huge stone and complex pyramids but you don't see anyone sitting in my lap.
Yana: -jumps in Bakura's lap- Bakura try to keep on subject.
Bakura: …fine…like I was saying…Ryou ran up to Santa Claus or rather the line to take a picture with him. So we waited and waited. Finally he got up there and jumped in his lap and said something like "Ryou: Santa Santa take a picture with me" he then pulled on his beard which like most of your mortal Santa's was a fake beard. However instead of brushing this off this "Santa" got all upset and starting chasing Ryou all around "toy-land" shouting curse words which to my surprises actually added to my vocabulary…
Yana: Bakura!
Bakura: what!?
Yana gives him a look that says: you-better-stick-to-the-story-or-else.
Bakura: -sighs- like I said Santa started chasing him around yelling and even kicked Ryou and since then Ryou hasn't been the same…around Santa that is.
Yugi: Wait a minute Bakura…what about at your house when he was looking through Pegasus' hair he called him Santa but didn't run?
Bakura: he did that?
Yugi: -nods-
Bakura: hmm weird…well….-thinks- I honestly have no idea.
Pegasus appears behind Bakura and Yana who are seated on the couch facing the destroyed TV, Yana is in Bakura's lap.
Pegasus: amazing story Bakura-boy…do you know the one about the little engine that could…I just love that little brave engine...it just makes me want to…..CHOO-CHOO
–Laughs-
Bakura: I thought I told you to get the hell out of here!
Pegasus: -thinks- nope I can't recall.
Bakura: well I did so…GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!
Pegasus: grumpy-grumpy I was just leaving anyway…-leaves the house through the front door-
Ryou re-enters the house. M.J is the first to see him and runs over to greet him with a huge hug.
M.J: oh Ryou...my dear sweet Ryou you've returned. –continues the hug-
Ryou: glad to see you too M.J…now can you do me a favor?
M.J: -squeezing tightly- oh anything for you Ryou
Ryou: please stop trying to break me in half
M.J: -lets go- deal.
Joey: well now that Ryou is back we have another problem Yami and Tea have disappeared.
To be continued…..
like it says to be contiued ...chapter 3 will be a continuation of this chapter i figured i needed to get this out...
