A/N - Okay, I had originally planned on making this just the one chapter about my dream. BUT! Its fun writing the notes so I'll continue. The people will probably be totally OOC, sorry. but its more fun that way :o)
EDWARD AND BELLA WILL GET BACK TOGETHER! (if you don't like them not being together then skip to chapter 6/7 where it's just regular random note passing)
- Lanna
Notes with Alice
Alice regular, Bella italic, Edward bold
(Edward, Alice and Bella in their next class)
Bella, how could you do that with him?
Edward dont be a hypocrite!
I'm not! I didn't sleep with him!
That is not what I meant and you know it! I have one word for you TANYA!... oh and for the record YOU CANT SLEEP DUMBASS!
Loi! Bella... I must say I like this new nasty side to you
I'm not being nasty... just honest.
I'm not a dumbass... therefor you were being nasty. Not honest.
1. It took you an entire class to figure out what me and Alice were talking about 2. You said "I didnt sleep with him" even though you cant sleep 3. You're stuck with that tramp Tanya... There, 3 things that prove, that you are infact a dumbass!
Touche! High five?
Alice, put your hand down I'm not going to give you a high five in the middle of class!
Bella, can we please talk later?
She's going shopping with me later HA!
After that?
I'll be with Jay later and Edward if you dont stop growling everytime I say or write his name I will tell Jessica that you are madly in love with her.
You wouldnt!
Try me.
LOI&ROTFIMM! Bella... do it! she'd follow him around like a lost puppy, please please please!
Alice! Dont encourage her or I will destroy the entire contents of your closet.
Alice... what does LOI&TFIMM mean?
EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! NEVER EVER! THREATEN! MY! CLOTHES!
Alice?
Yes Bella?
Calm down :o)
Sorry :o)
Thats better... now answer my question.
OH! LOI&ROTFLIMM means Laughing on the inside and rolling on the floor in my mind.
Haha! thats pure brilliance. We're so good at this IM talk... its a good thing we're bffl.
Uhuh... but we're not just bbfl... we're asfaawbffe!
What does that one mean?
Absolutely superly fantastic and awesomely weird best friends for enternity:o)
Aww! I love it!
What am I?
You... You are A lcdafoab
And that means what exactly?
I'm not going to tell you.
It means Edward... you are a lying, cheating, dumb ass fool of a boy -insert evil laugh-
Alice! How the hell did you know that?
I had a vision of you telling me later while we are SHOPPING!
Oh... I see. :o)
Bella.
Yes?
Isilyyameplme [
What the hell?
He says "I'm sorry, I love you, you are my everything, please let me explain" -rolls eyes-
Well done Edward, you just sucked the fun out of the IM-talk game! I hope you're proud of yourself!
Bella be serious please.
I am being serious... and Alice what are you laughing at?
Vision!
Care to share?
Not particularly...
Alice :o(
Oh, I'll tell you later.
Alice! why can you tell Bella and not me? and stop with the pokemon song already!
I can tell Bella because we are asfaawbffe! and okay... no more pokemon -twirls moustache-
Alice...
Yes Bella?
You dont have a moustache.
Darn!... I know! Its a metaphorical pretend moustache!
I want one!
You can have one! you know why... because you are my ASFAAWBFFE!
We should get t-shirts.
OMGOMGOMGOMG! Bella... we are so doing that after we get you some sexy undies!
Alice -groans-
OH DEAR GOD! Alice! please please go back to blocking your thoughts with the pokemon theme song!
Nope... this is sweet payback for you threatening my clothes.
What are you blocking your thoughts with now?
Spice girls...
You have got to swing it shake it move it make it...
Who do you think you are!
Oh for the love of god...
Trust it use it prove it groove it...
Show me how good you are!
I dont know what is more disturbing... the fact you two are singing that song on paper, or the fact you know all the lyrics.
Edward...
Yes Bella?
Swing it, shake it, move it, make it-
Please stop!
Hey! I was not done writing that song at you! dont snatch the paper away from me!
Bella.
Alice.
Bella.
Alice.
Bella.
If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet!
Yay! new song...
The teacher is contemplating coming over here you two... I really dont think stomping your feet was a good idea.
Spoil sport!
The bell is going to ring in 2 minutes anyway. Bella.
Alice?
This note passing stuff is fun... we should do it more often.
We really should, but we'll have to kepotp!
Yes we'll have to work on that.
What in the world is kepotp?
Damn we failed already...
:o( Bella
Yes Alice?
If you're my asfaawbffe and you know it clap your hands!
The teacher is coming over! I warned you...
---saved by the bell---
A/N - Okay, sorry... I got totally carried away with this, I made it up as I went along. It totally doesnt seem like Bella, Edward, and Alice at all (see what I mean by they're very OOC) it actually sounds more like the convos me and my friends have :o) oh well... hope you dont hate it...
Haha, oooh and Sarah is my asfaawbffe! (and a load of the junk in this story will be inspired by convos with her cause she pwn's)
-Lanna
