a/n: hello!! im back from the place i cannot name and i brang ch 2 with me hurray!!

anyway, i ment to have this up like a month ago, but i forgot one thing......i am l-a-z-y!! and it couldnt be helped oh well

and why do i have almost 300 hits and 2 reviews? i honestly thought better of you all, oh well i got a review and thats good enough for another chappie

and now onward!! (and when i said the bridge incident, i ment the one when sai was on team 7 as a replacment for sasuke sorry for the confusion)

"talking"

'thinking'

'kyuubi'

any face made of lines (ex -.-) yea, that is my 2 cents, so deal!

disclaimer: i do not own naruto, but i do own a bike with a jet engine on it (really, go to united nuclear . com, and look i own the older model, the one they dont sell anymore)

also the end of the chapter slightly lives up to the 'm' rating, so be warned


Chapter 2: the only one i couldnt think of a name for!!

Naruto had been sitting on top of the Hokage monument for a couple hours by now

"....."

'hmmmm.....what should i have for lunch tomorrow?' Naruto thought

' dont strain yourself, kit'

'oh, shut up stupid fox, i dont see you giving me any ideas....'

Naruto had been staring at a map of the Hyuuga manor, that he had borrowed from Ero-sennin,(that he still had no idea or intention of finding out how he got it) trying to think of how to get into the Hyuuga manor...again....

'if it go in through passsage number 7, and then go......'

'but then you pass by the kitchen and without a dought there will be some servants there'

'oh yea, wait why are you being so helpful now'

'because im board, so since you wont entertain me, then ill entertain myself, by annoying you hahahahahaha!!'

'oh joy' Naruto thought sarcastically and went back to trying to find a way back into the Hyuuga Manor

soon Naruto was soo absorbed into planing that he didnt hear someone coming up the road, hell he didnt even know she was there until...

BAM!!

"OW, ALL RIGHT WH- oh its just you Sakura-chan, what are you doing up here?" Naruto asked sheepishly

"well i should be asking you that, you do know that even though theres no snow its still december? right?" Sakura said picking up the map and looking at it before handing it back to Naruto

"....."

"so what you doing all the way up here?" Sakura asked sitting down

"thinking.." Naruto mumbled still rubbing his sore head

"about what?"

"nothing in particular..."

"huh strange, i would of swore you would be pestering that pervert you call a sensi to teach you something"

'pervert....hmmmm....' Naruto thought

"so i was wondering, since you arent doing anything would you want to go and get some ramen?"

"THATS IT!!" Naruto shouted, standing up and then running down the face of the monument, leaving a very stunned Sakura

'what did i say?' Sakura thought after the sudden out burst


*sigh*"i just wasted an entire day" Naruto thought aloud after realizing just how easy it would be to get into the Hyuuga manor

as Naruto went to open the door to his appartment, he saw a small lavender colored envelope taped to his door

'huh, i never get mail, i wonder who its from?' Naruto thought grabbing it and entering his appartment

suddenly, Naruto's stomach growled

"i guess i should eat first"


--Meanwhile at the Hyuuga Manor--

*knock* *knock*

a loud rustling noise was heard from the room

"enter" a calm voice said "ah hello Hinata-sama"

"y-yes......um.......h-hello Neji-nee-chan" Hinata said losing all her confidence

"what may i help you with?"

"w-well it's y-your job to h-help me, correct?" Hinata finally mumbled out

"yes, i suppose, what is this about Hinata-sama?" Neji said in a very kind sounding voice(well for Neji, use your imagination!! allright??)

"w-well, there is something that i must d-do and i need your help to do it..."

"continue..." Neji said 'bad thoughts must....push....out of mind'

"a-at the party, i have to l-leave and i will be s-switching with a kage-bunshin and..." Hinata got out before she was cut off

"and you need me to make sure you don't get caught, right?" Neji finished for her

Hinata only shook her head

"well, i will think about it, what ever it is if it makes you brave enough to do something like this, who am i to stop you?"

Neji turned around on the mat he was sitting on

"I shall inform you of my decision later..." Neji said flatly and waved her out of the room

Hinata bowed slightly and exited the room

after she left, Neji wipped out his copy of the newest icha icha paradise book

"heheh.........Tenten is awesome" Neji wispered under his breath


-.- "wow neji's a perv, didnt see that coming?"


--back at Naruto's appartment--

Naruto had eaten, read the letter, and was now pondering the obvious

'what kind of ramen should i have tomorrow for lunch' Naruto though

'again, careful kit, you dont need to strain your self ' Kyuubi thought into Naruto's ear

having lost his concentration, Naruto absent-mindedly farted

'damn fox, shut the hell up!!' Naruto thought angerly to the fox

'so who do you think the mystery girl is, kit?' the Kyuubi thought to Naruto trying to change the subject

'hmmm....i dont know...' Naruto leaned back in his chair 'hmmmm...atop the hokage monument at noon....'

'(insert fake sounding fart noise here)'

and once again, Naruto lost his concentration, but this time he fell backwords

'stupid fucking fox, quit making me think im farting!!' Naruto thought quite loudly, obviously very pissed at the demon lord

'hahahahaha i know who it is' the Kyuubi thought towards Naruto so suddenly changing the subject again

'no you don't' Naruto thought back, completely forgeting about the chair and the fake fart

'yes i do' Kyuubi simply thought back

'ok then who? oh great lord of the foxes and master of pissing and moaning' Naruto thought with a chuckle

'well it's soo obvious, the girl who sent you the letter is...wait i sense a disturbance in the force, hurry hide' the Kyuubi almost shouted at Naruto

sensing the urgency in the foxes voice Naruto quickly asked "where?"

'hurry out the window'

over the years, if Naruto had learned anything at all, it was when the Kyuubi sounded scarred, you sure as hell better run, and just as Naruto jumped out the window......

the door came flying inward, snapping into two pieces!!!

Sakura jumped through the wall (even though she had just killed the door) and screeched like a banchee

"NARUTO!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?!?" she bellowed, almost making Naruto wet himself, almost...

"WHEN I FIND YOU IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO A PULP SO FAST, ORANGE JUICE WILL FEEL JELIOUS!!"

upon hearing someone threatening to beat Naruto up, as if he was running for his life, went to find the source oYEf the threat

Kiba jumped in through the window, completely missing Naruto, and landed in a summersalt and stood up right in frount of Sakura!!

"OH SHI-" was all he had time to say when...

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG" (insert cannon fire noise)

the next thing Kiba knew was he was being chased be a VERY pissed Tsunade with a GIANT rolled-up newspaper, while yelling at the top of her lungs about 'how good Ninja, who don't want to be casterated, don't piss in the Hokage's private garden, ESPECIALLY when she's working in it!!'

-back at Naruto's appartment-

so, finally not seeing Naruto, Sakura screamed again and stormed out, making another hole in the wall

"what the hell was that all about?" Naruto said after waiting a minute before coming out of hiding

'maybe its her period' Kyuubi said with a shiver

"no its not that....hmmmm"

'maybe karma and Sakura are related?' Kyuubi thought quietly to himself

"huh what did you say?"

'i said it you write it up as Sakura's pms, you won't have to pay for the dammages, after all thats why they pay the 'pms tax' every month


-.- 'wow Sakura and Tsunade's pms is soo bad the villagers pay a tax to cover the cost of the dammages'


as Naruto's wondering about what was wrong with Sakura started to waiver, the thought simply jumped off the train and into the waiting volcano below, effectively killing the thought as Naruto's mind returned to the mystery girl from the letter

'look kit, since i am trapped with you and your days are numbered, i will help you make the most of your time'

'y-you help m-me?!?!?! nani?!?!?!' Naruto stuttered in disbelief

'go to the meeting or else....' the Kyuubi simply said

'or else what?' Naruto said questioningly

'or else i'll your mind with images soo horrifying, that you may become like...' the Kyuubi trailled off

'become like who?' Naruto thought truly scarred

'ANKO!!' the Kyuubi yelled ( que cheesy terror music)

Naruto fell to his knees and yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" then fainted, leaving the Kyuubi chuckling to himself


--Meanwhile at the Hyuuga Manor--

Hinata had been in her room 'enjoying herself'(wink wink, nudge nudge), She had been 'reading' an early birthday present from Tenten, the NEWEST Icha Icha Paradise book!

that is...until a knock came from her door

and to say Hinata was startled was an understatement, she quickly took her hand out of her shirt, zipped her pants, and sat on the book (all while fixing her hair)

"c-come in" Hinata said still feeling flushed and embarassed at the stickyness of her nether-regions


-.- 'omfg she just had a fucking orgasm!! arent i wonderful?' -.-


Neji walked in, saw the corner of the book, saw Hinata's flushed look, put two and two together...

"fish..." Neji mumbled and then announced "I have decided to help you, but on one condition..."

"w-what is the condition?" remembering Neji was a perv and feared the worst

Neji got a perverted look on his face

"you will lend me your copy of the new Icha Icha Paradise book, because Haishi took mine for himself" Neji said with a red tint to his cheeks

Hinata almost fell over, now if she had been Sakura or Ino she would of called him a pervert and then punched him through the wall, but she was Hinata, and she got mad when people tried to take her porn so she said:

"you can wait til i have finished it for myself"

"but..." Neji was caught off guard by her sudden confidence

"now go and read one of your other volumes" Hinata snapped back

"but.." Neji stamered

"Now!" Hinata almost yelled and Neji double timed it out of Hinata's room

and as soon as Neji had left, Hinata resumed her previous activity of 'reading'

"heheheh Tenten is awesome!!" Hinata said reaching the same place as Neji did when he thought that


a/n well here it is the long awated chapter 2!! hurray!!

also i should have chappie 3 up tomorrow

anyway i would like everyone to meet my assistant "Rose Tiger", sadly Rose is not on at the moment i am writing this, So Rose will get an appearance next time....

monolouge time!!

What is Naruto's plan to get into the Hyuuga Manor? Will Neji ever finish the new Icha book? Will Kiba learn to not piss in the Hokage's garden? Who knew Hinata was so defenceive of her porn? What is really wrong with Sakura? Where the hell is Shikamaru? Will Kakashi ever find out when his pants go crazy? and what the hell is with Kyuubi and farting?!?!?
Find out next time (hopefully) on Learning to Love, the only serious crack fic...

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