Will someone please leave a review of Moulin Noir? NOBODY EVEN READS IT! I am desperate! I worked goddamn hard and no one cares :'(
I recently discovered Yu Gi Oh Abridged and I KNOW I'm gonna make references. Please bear with me Also, I love Phoenix Wright and I really wanted to do a mini crossover.
Randomness No.3
Mello Wright- ATTORNEY OF LAW!!!!!!
'Hello, breasts!' cried Mello, jumping up as Misa Fey walked into the room. 'I mean, woman-who-is-more-than-fanservice. Where you been?'
'Oh don't worry, I'm just popping in. I die next chapter anyway. Tata y'all!'
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'OBJECTION!'
'OBJECTION!'
'OBJECTION!'
'OBJECTION!'
'WHOEVER SAYS OBJECTION NEXT IS GONNA GET A DELETION ON THEIR ASS!'
'Yeah, you're just randomly saying it for no reason.'
{AWKWARD PAUSE}
'...OBJECTIO-' 'MANLY NINJA ATTACK!'
For the rest of the day, Judge Mikami paced around the building chanting 'bitches don't know 'bout my death note skillz'.
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After another day of constantly shouting the same word and being attacked by a drag queen in denial repeatedly, Mello Wright walked into his office to find Misa Fey passed out in his lounge. After considering you-know-what (I'm a fangirl, I know how you people think) with a simple should I touch, shouldn't I...?, Mello finally came to the conclusion that he wasn't straight enough to consider rape (he uses the word fabulous more than he breathes, and no man I know that looks that good hasn't kissed another dude). Besides, he wouldn't want to disappoint the female fans by showing that he had absolutely no intent with sleeping with a certain redhead. Not only that, but oh yeah, Misa was dead. Oh well.
For those who don't know, here's a chart-thingy showing who plays who in this shinjig-
Light- Edgeworth. L- Larry Butz. Soichiro- Gumshoe . Misa- Mia Fey. Matt- Maya Fey (haha). Mello- Phoenix Wright. Mikami- the Judge. Near- that other Fey girl (someone tell me her name already).
BTW, this story was somehow inspired by the story Bitch stepped on my floor cake by xXKanpekiXx. The references Matt makes just makes me chuckle :D
