Title: Fast Cars and Rough Sex

Rating: M - Mature

Genre: Romance

Pairing: Randy/Ted

Warnings: Sex, slash, rough sex, car sex, Viper-tendencies

Summary: He liked that car, but there was something about it that made him hotter than he originally thought he would be...

AN: For NeroAnne, even though I should be updating other fics. This was originally It's A Hardy Party. I figured that since I'm going to be writing more fics for my darling NeroAnne, I'm just going to put all of her dedications here. It's easier! Don't judge. Anyway. This is thanks to the October 26th episode of Monday Night RAW... And is special NeroAnne, obviously. And... that's all I can think to say!

Disclaimer: I do not own World Wrestling Entertainment or any of the wrestlers mentioned herein. The wrestlers portrayed in this act of fiction are property and copyright of the WWE and their respective owners.

FastCarsandRoughSex

Josh cowered under the glare of Randy, blinking in surprise, however, when Cody Rhodes appeared to block his path. He had no idea what was going on. This wasn't scripted!! However, at the growled 'Leave' from Cody, he scrambled off. Cody rolled his eyes slightly and stopped Randy, explaining to the Legend Killer - with Ted standing on the other side of Randy - that the two younger members of Legacy had a surprise to him. Ted didn't say much because he was too excited. Oh, he knew how Randy would react, and he knew that he would love the way Randy reacted.

Once Randy saw that car, the paint job exclusively RKO, a large picture of Randy painted on the hood, Ted knew for sure it was going to go his way. Randy was enthralled by it, couldn't take his eyes off it.

"Well... Whaddya think?"

Ted couldn't keep that edge of excitement out of his voice as Randy looked at the car, his head tilted slightly. He and Cody watched as Randy leaned down to get a closer look.

"I think it's incredible. You two bought this? You two actually bought this for me?"

There was a strange sort of shock in Randy's voice, and something flared inside Ted. He wanted to scream, Fuck no! I bought it for you! Cody just came with to pick it up!, but it would hurt Cody's feelings. Besides, they had been followed by the camera, so there wasn't a whole lot of options as far as what he could say...

"Hey. Who's the son of the Million Dollar Man?" Ted asked, a grin on his face. "Look, Randy, I know we've had our issues recently, but, you're still our leader." Ted paused for a minute to mentally add and my lover, before he continued. "So, consider this a... a small token of our appreciation."

Ted watched as Randy continued to examine the hood of the car, staring at his own image. The talk continued, drowning back to John Cena and the WWE Championship. Ted and Cody aimed to get it back in Legacy's control, but that wasn't the issue here. As they finished speaking, he slapped Randy's back.

"Enjoy your gift, man," Ted said, walking out of camera view. Randy continued to look at it, unable to take his eyes off of it. The cameraman nodded to them, signifying that the three of them were officially off camera. Cody looked at Randy, who had just looked up to Ted. With that exchange of looks from the two men, he sighed and walked away, leaving the two of them alone. The cameraman followed behind him, and Ted moved over to Randy.

"So... Did you like your gift?" Ted asked, watching Randy closely. Randy smirked and grabbed Ted's hips, lifting the blond onto the hood of the car, so that his ass was sitting over where Randy's dick was on the image. He then surged forward, pressing his real dick against Ted's own semi-hard cock. Ted moaned out loud.

"Fuck yeah," Randy breathed, attaching his lips to Ted's neck. "And now, I'm going to fuck you on it," he said. Ted shuddered, a gasp escaping him as Randy bit down hard. The pain was something Ted had grown used to, and he groaned as Randy licked and sucked at the spot. Without further warning, Randy gripped the Legacy shirt Ted wore at the neck, ripping it off of the blond's chest (which would explain why he came out later without it on). Ted groaned, arching up again. His hands moved under Randy's shirt, pulling the RKO shirt off of his lover and tossing it behind him somewhere.

"I want to taste you," Randy growled. Ted shuddered, but nodded, knowing he couldn't deny his lover anything. Randy licked a path down Ted's body, pulling down the red trunks down, allowing them to come together at Ted's ankles. Ted's breath quickened as Randy's tongue came out, swirling to scoop up the precum that had gathered at the tip. Ted arched slightly, unable to keep his hips still. Randy growled, his fingers gripping at the young DiBiase's hips, forcing them to stay down. He wrapped his lips around Ted's swollen head and sucked hard, causing Ted to cry out in pleasure.

"Randy!"

The cry only served to turn Randy on more, and he took more of Ted's length into his mouth, merely holding the cock in his mouth and growling softly around it, causing vibrations. Ted groaned, and Randy began to slide the dick in and out of his mouth, swirling his tongue around to slick it up. While Ted was distracted by Randy's mouth, Randy slid one dry finger between Ted's legs, pushing it into Ted's tight ass, causing the younger man to cry out in the usual mixture of pleasure/pain that he was growing to love.

Randy didn't let up as he thrust his finger in and out of Ted's ass. After a minute, he added another finger, slowing down his mouth on Ted's dick.

"Randy... Please... fuck me..." Ted begged, biting his lip. Randy pulled back, swirling his tongue teasingly around the tip once before he looked at Ted.

"You sure? It's going to hurt," Randy muttered, pressing his lips to Ted's.

"I don't give a shit," Ted whispered against Randy's lips. "I just want you to fuck me on this car."

Randy gave a smirk before he pushed down his own trunks, kicking them off absently. He pulled Ted's off all the way as well, spreading Ted's legs. He wrapped one hand around his own dick, taking the precum on the tip and spreading it down his dick the best he could. He shoved Ted up the car a bit more before he positioned himself and thrust forward, kissing Ted as he forced his way into the younger man so that the entire roster didn't come down to find out why Ted was screaming.

After a few seconds, Ted nodded. Randy smirked and pulled out, thrusting back in. As Ted gripped his back, his short nails digging into Randy's tattooed skin, Randy listened to Ted's body hitting the durable body of his car. Ted arched against Randy with each thrust, moaning as Randy's sure, deep thrusts hit his prostate. After the amount of time the two spent fucking, Randy knew exactly how to hit Ted's prostate.

"Ahh... Randy... Touch me. Fuck, my cock... Please!" Ted's desperate, breathy moans were making it harder for Randy to hold back, and he gripped Ted's cock, stroking it fast, almost twice as fast as he was fucking Ted. It wasn't long before the sweet release built in Ted and he cried out Randy's name, his cock spurting out the thick white jets over his belly and Randy's hand. The sensation of Ted cumming caused Randy to let out a muted curse before he groaned Ted's name, spilling his own release inside of the younger man.

The two lay together for a moment, panting and trying to breathe, before Randy pulled out. Ted let out a soft whimper, but watched as Randy knelt down, picking up the tattered remains of the Legacy shirt Ted had been wearing. He then gently wiped himself and Ted off, helping Ted to redress. The younger man did have a match, after all...

"I love you, Randy," Ted muttered as Randy handled him like a breakable doll. Randy smiled and kissed Ted sweetly.

"Love you too, Teddy," Randy replied.

Later that night, when Kofi was climbing onto the car, he almost slipped on some kind of liquid. As he noticed what it was, he groaned.

"Really?! Are you that fucking kinky, Orton?!"

End

AN: Yeah. That's the most recent one for NeroAnne. I'm sure something else will come to mind soon. There ya go, babe! Love ya, and lemme know what you think!

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