This chapter made me LOL.
June 7, 2012
Diary of a Goomba: Game Show
Dear Diary,
It's me again, but i'm not in a happy mood besides the bandages. Today was horrible. I entererd myself and a
game show and this is what happened.
{"Welcome to the 1st annual Mario gameshow. Featuring..."MARIO!" The crowd
roared. "LUIGI!" The crowd cheered. "and a stupid goomba." The crowd booed. "HEY!" yelled the goomba. "These
contestants will answer sepereate questions and we'll see who wins in the end." "The grand prize is... ONE MILLION
COINS!" The crowd cheered and chanted.. "MARIO AND LUIGI!" "MARIO AND LUIGI!" Then the crowd died down
roared with pleasure as Mario and Luigi flew onto the stage with their P-Wings. "Hello everyone!" Mario said. "It's a
pleasure to be here." The crowd cheered. "HERE'S YOUR HOST... PEACH!" The crowd roared and cheered louder than
ever before as she walked up to the the stage looking more beautiful than ever, blowing kisses to the crowd. Mario
had hearts in his eyes and was drooling while Luigi rolled his eyes. "Ok" the announcer said. "THE RULES ARE...
1: NO CHEATING
2: NO DRINKING
3: NO HAMBURGERS
4: AFTER EVERY THIRD MISS, MINUS POINTS.
"What a lame rule" thought the goomba. "1st question" Peach said. "The first Mario game was called? and when
was it released?" Goomba buzzed in. "Chuck Norris, August 17, 3017". "Incorrect" said Peach while giggling. Mario
buzzed in. "Super Mario Bros, September 13, 1985" "Correct" said Peach. "100 points added to your total". "Next
question." "Who says this line? "HI, I'm DAISY!" ?" Goomba buzzed in. "Luigi's girlfriend". "Incorrect". Luigi
buzzed in. "Daisy" "Correct". "100 points added to your total" "3rd question" Peach said. "How long did Mario date
Pauilne?" No one buzzed in. The sound of a gong was present. "Times up, -50 points for all and -100 points for
goomba." Peach said.
Score...
Mario
150 points
Luigi
150 points
Goomba
-150 points
"4th question" said Peach. "How many different breeds of Toads are here?" Goomba buzzed in. "100,000,000,000"
"Incorrect". Mario buzzed in "1" "Correct, 100 points added" Peach said. "Question 5" This question is worth
500 points. If answered incorrectly -500 points. "What is the name of the 100th game added to the virtual
console? Goomba buzzed in. "Legend of Zelda: Twilight Sword" "Incorrect -500 points and -100 points for saying
an answer that is not reasonable" Peach said. Luigi buzzed in. "Wii milestone" "Correct 500 points added to your
total" Peach said.
"THIS GAME SHOW IS RIGGED!" yelled the goomba. Then a police toad tazed him and Goomba's eye was
twitching.
Mario
150 points
Luigi
650 points
Goomba
-750 points
"Question 6" Peach said. BONUS POINTS TIME! Roll the die and find your bonus. Cube numbered... 50,
100, 300, 500, Jackpot, or AUTOMATIC WIN! Since Mario and Luigi are brothers, if one of them rolls an
automatic win, they both get 1,000,000 coins!.
Goomba rolled an X, Mario rolled Jackpot, but Luigi rolled... AUTOMATIC WIN! The crowd went wild, Peach gave
Mario a kiss on the lips, and tons of coins rained down of the Bros. (Does the bold remind you of anything
Hint: Game for the 3ds, E3 presentation 2012) }
So diary that's why i'm angry, as for the bandages, I got run over by Mario and Luigi's new Wild Wing.
But I then defeated Mario with my super awsomeness and then... Uh oh.
Mario and Luigi were looking down at the goomba as he was writing. Sweat pouring down the goomba's head as
he knew this was not going to end well...
So that's my chap. Anyway i'm going to take a break from this and i'm going to continue on my "Just
Mario" story. But if you want me to continue. Just give me a review. As I always say...
"Majority Rules!" ~Froggerz~
