Chapter 2 - Lop-sided boobs

Later that day, when Peter got off work, the first place he went was Mort's Pharmacy.

"Afternoon Mort." said Peter

"Good afternoon Peter. You want this month's issue of Playboy?" asked Mort

"Sure." said Peter

"Here it is."

Peter looked at the front cover.

"Taylor Swift caught topless, check out some lop-sided boobs. Jeez, I feel sorry for her stepdad." Peter put down his debit card. While he went through the transaction, a nerdy guy walked in.

"Do you have any Trojans, I am going on a quest for a fair maiden and i'm going to show her how a level 75 red mage commits adultery." said the nerd

"Oh geez, are you one of those Dungeons & Dragons nerds?" asked Peter

"How dare you insult me!" said the nerd

"How dare you insult me!" Peter joked "Whats there to insult? Your powers aren't real!"

Peter laughed

"I will show you the power of 5 magics! Give me alchemy! Give me wizardry! Give me sorcery, thermatology, and electricity! Master all of these! Bring him to his knees!" yelled the Nerd

"Wow, didn't he just copy Megadeth right there?" asked Mort

"Hehehe, he did! See you later! Nerd!" said Peter

As Peter walked out onto the sidewalk, a car being driven by Ashley Olsen backed into him.

"Oh my god! Did I hit someone?!" exclaimed Ashley

"You did! I saw the whole thing, hang on!" said Gloria Allred, walking up. "Are you ok?"

" I'm Ashley Olsen, I was on Full House! Of course i'm ok!" said Ashley, driving off.

Gloria looked down at Peter.

"Are you alright, sir?" asked Gloria

"Not until I master 5 magics and defeat that nerdy bastard!" said Peter

Meanwhile at the end of phys-ed class, all the girls had gathered at the hole in the room that led to the men's showers. They were spying on Mr. Bronson showering.

Meg walked up and noticed.

"Whats going on?" asked Meg

"Nothing that would concern you, Meg." said Connie

Meg then pulled Connie away from the hole and threw her on the ground.

"My peep-hole now, bitch." said Meg, to which Connie ran away.

Then Meg looked in on Mr. Bronson.

"Ya, my shower done, I must go get changed." Mr. Bronson said

"He's coming!" yelled one girl

The girls bolted away from the hole, stampeding Meg in their efforts. Meg was laid out on the floor. Mr. Bronson walked out, and found Meg laying in a bloody heap.

"Oh no, Zis will not do." Mr. Bronson then took off his towel and rubbed Meg's wounds with it.

"Zhe is bleeding all over. I must get zee clothes off." said Mr. Bronson, taking off Meg's clothes and then rubbing the towel over her.

Mr. Bronson then walked out of the room that led to the boy's showers with Meg's barely covered body, and walked through the gymnasium to the medical office, shocking everyone in the gym.

Mr. Bronson looked at all of them.

"Vhat the F- iz your problem!? It's a Cartoon, people!" He yelled out