Hey future readers! I know nobody reads this just yet. but I LOVE writing. I have three chapters up right now, and i'm in the process of editing and updating them for now until I get more viewers, and if I get ONE review, I will post the fourth chapter. Just one! I want to get some feedback! I need to know people are actually reading and enjoying this stuff... I'm desperate now haha. Anyway, the first chapter was just setting the scene, now to dive into the good stuff! Samus is about to make one heck of a splash!

"INCOMING CANNONBALL!"

Let's just say I regretted my decision. But at least I made the other gal enjoy it even less.

SPLASHHHHHHHH!

Steaming hot water all over the floor... even on my new roomie too! Luckily for her, she raised her arm to protect her face just in time.

Not so luckily, the water hurt like a bitch! This lady must like it hot! She lowered her arm to reveal her face, and my jaw dropped. Sitting in front of me, now soaking wet, a slightly annoyed green-haired beauty. Holy f-ng space toasters! SHE GLOWED!

"Thanks for saying before spraying at least..." She growled at me for a tense moment. Then her facial expression changed suddenly into a giddy smile, and laughed at how her relatively dry upper section was now drenched.

We shared a good giggle. Nothing like a good giggle among girls to spark a friendship right? Wrong. Normally I don't put up with giggly girls. I was just in a good mood today. I got a better look at her.

She came across as... holy...? yep, that's the word. She had wrapped in a special kimono bathrobe-ish thing that seemed to dry itself automatically. (I'm really gonna have to get used to magic...) The bathrobe was pure, cloudy white in color. Her complexion looked practically angelic, with the smoothest, fairest skin. The green of her eyes strikingly matched her long green hair. When I say long, I don't mean ME kind of long. Heck, I don't even mean LUCINA kind of long. I mean, she could use her damn hair as a snuggee if she felt like it. Daaaaaaang, dis gurl be styyylin!... on that note, her eyes appeared to me like they were set apart kind of far? (READERS! I challenge you to look up an image of Lady Palutena NOW. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. In some pictures, her eyes seem so far apart she practically has a derp face! xD still boodiful tho!)

She noticed I was studying her.

"go ahead honey, shoot."

Heh... she knew I had a million questions.

"Name?"

Lady Palutena, but you can just call me Palutena.

Then it hit me. "Wait a minute, I recognize you! From last season... I woulda' won that match too... can I call you pally for short? NO! How about Lady P? I'm Samus. Call me sam."

She shrugged "Whatever floats your duck, Sam" Lady P nudged the rubber ducky floating on the surface of the hot spring with her foot.

In matters of height, she nearly equaled myself. An accomplishment for sure. (I looked it up, Samus is just a tad taller, I expected Lady P to be taller, maybe it's those heels.)

"Alrighty, what's up with being a human light bulb? I don't normally wear shades, not wearing em' to be cool or edgy ya know?"

"I am the goddess of light." She smirked proudly. "But I'll dim it down for you, Sam."

I sighed my relief as I removed the sunglasses. The glow had reduced to a faint shimmer, making her look even more amazing with the shades off. No, I'm not jealous! Her hair could be a bigass salad!

"I'm also the goddess of... fun" Lady P waved her hand, and a bottle of wine flew into it. Like a boss, she casually flicked the cork off with her thumb. She took a swig, licking the little drop of wine that ran down her lips. "Aaaaahh..." she sighed in pleasure.

"Gotta a bottle of vodka in that bag on the left bottom bunk. I'm 'fun' too." I jerked my head in the general direction of the bag.

She waved her hand again, and my ears detected the sound of my bag's zipper opening. My ears picked up the whir of the bottle of vodka as it flew through the room. I caught it without having to look. Trying Lady P's fickly trick turned out unsuccessful, so I gripped the cork (do vodka bottles have corks? I'm not old enough to drink so I don't really know...) with my teeth and ripped it off, spitting the cork to my side. I proceeded to chug it, vodka ran down my chin, I felt tingle of the fizzy liquid.

That earned an impressed look from her. Vodka is some strong shit. Trust me, I drank my way through Russia once.

"Careful Sam, you know you gotta' match tomorrow?"

Immediately, I spat the vodka out of my mouth, coughing uncontrollably. "Saywut?!" The matchup for the first round wasn't even posted yet! MH always keeps the opening match competitors secret until the day of. I figured I had a low chance of being randomly selected. I was wrong.

Lady P laughed. "I'll show you what I can do then."

My eyes widened. "I'm gonna fight YOU? We just MET!" I think I let on too much that I was a bit intimidated by how powerful she obviously was...

"Not directly. But I'll be giving your opponent a little help. I'm not even supposed to know who's in the first match, and I promised Master Hand I would keep it a secret. But I think my hint should be enough. Remember what you were saying about seeing me before? Don't get me wrong, we will fight each other eventually I figure. But I'll just be supporting your opponent this time." She explained.

"Is that legal? Or fair?"

"It's kinda difficult to refrain from giving him a little advice. Besides, it wouldn't be fair if I didn't give him a little help... you know how he is." She shrugged.

"Yea, I get ya." I yawned. "All's fair in love and war. I better get some shuteye then. I'm not letting him win." I reluctantly exited the hot springs. I could see why she got one installed, it was starting to grow on me. I went over to my stuff to get ready for bed.

"Nighty Sam, no hard feelings if you lose?" She called after me.

"Pfft. Nah I'm chill. As long as I have my cappuccino in the morning." Nobody f-ks with my cappuccino.

Aaaand that's it! TA-DA! Chapter two! Can you guess who Samus is fighting in her first match? Brownie points if you're right... Ok it's pretty obvious. Cmon... -crickets- ... wow you guys are slow. Fine I'll give you another hint. He saved Canada, eh?

P.S. How am I doing so far? I like my dialogue to be playful and to leave some things out, to the imagination ya know? But seriously, take my Lady Palutena challenge! Gotta have a little fun right? Leave a review, any helpful advice is gratefully accepted. I repeat: I'm new to this. I have thick skin, so if I suck let me know. I just love writing, and I've read fanfics (especially SSB fics) for maybe a couple of years now, and I've always wanted to join in the fun! I wanna get to know other fic writers, does this site have, like a message system? I think it does, if so, send me a nice message introducing yourself. I'm a nice guy, trust me.

OH I ALMOST FORGOT MY LEGAL DISCLAIMER! These characters, and super smash bros. are owned by Nintendo! Vodka is owned by Russia, and Russia is owned by Putin, and... ok you get the point. No copyright infudgement intented.

-Solo is peacin' out.