Misaki, unable to shake off her weird suspicions, decided to confront the newcomers to clear up all misunderstandings. She especially wanted the males to know the rules of Seika High School. She walked through the the hallways, leaving a mob of cowering boys in her wake. Near the cafeteria, she spotted the transfer students, they were talking in hushed whispers confirming Misaki's suspicions, making Misaki determined to find their ulterior motive.
In reality, the Fairy Tail gang were discussing the 'mysterious' room where the people appear to have an endless supply of food, and will give them in exchange of paper.
"I wanna eat." Natsu said, his face resembling one of a 3 year old in a hissy fit.
"Yes Natsu, we all want to eat, but we have to find where they get those slips of paper. I'm sure they don't accept jewels."Erza replied calmly, trying to think of a plan to get them through.
"Hahaha! I got slips of paper!" Natsu turned around grabbing the notebook of a random person and began to rip the paper. Once that guy saw the maniacal smile on Natsu's face, he backed away 'slowly'. Before anybody could protest, he walked away giving the slips of paper to the lunch lady, who was looking incredulous. Lucy watched as the lunch lady began getting frustrated, shaking her head and protesting against Natsu's efforts to get food. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a little girl with blue hair waving at her energetically to come over there.
"Hey! That's Wendy!" Lucy called, jogging over to where Wendy was hiding. Wendy put a finger over her lip, indicating toward Lucy to be more quiet. She turned around and appeared to rustle through some bag. Lucy leaned over her head, her curiosity getting the best of her.
"The head of the Walker family gave me some...yen? He realized that wewould have some trouble getting around without this." Wendy whispered, shoving a wad of bills into Lucy's hands. Lucy frowned.
"What about you? What are you going to eat?" She was genuinely concerned, until she saw the crepe in Wendy's hand. Upon closer inspection, she noticed that Wendy also had globs of whip cream around her mouth. "You know what, I'm not gonna ask." She jogged back to the group, waving at Wendy as she ran.
As intuitive as Erza was, she noticed the papers in Lucy's hands and she smiled, pushing up her imaginary glasses, and walked over to the counter stating her order to a love struck male. Realizing that Erza was taking care of things, Natsu hurried back to Lucy, making ure not to break anything, but like usual, he ruined something, actually to be more accurate, he destroyed everything. Food went flying into the air, a chair on the opposite side of the room lost its legs, and a couple of tables turned into splinters. And following the norm, he didn't notice.
"Oh Natsu," Lucy face was the image of horror as she stared upon the damage he brought to everything he touched, "could you not do that everyday?"
"Do what?" Gray yelled, trying to be heard over the female shrieks coming from behind him.
"GRAY! Put on your clothes, NOW!" A vein popped on Lucy's head, and she realized that he and Natsu were really alike. One spread physical damage, the other spread mental damage. Just as Lucy was about to speak again Erza waltzed over bringing 10 trays of food.
"Apparently we don't need to pay, he just gave me all this food and gave me a number. What is a 'callme' anyway?" Erza shrugged, waving it off as she handed the food over to the gang. Natsu immediately grabbed all of them, eating all the while running away as fast as he could... Or at least until he hit the wall of girls. He shook of his head, warding off the wave of dizziness that was caused by crashing into a rather muscular lady.
"Her Erza, look at him! He's a cross dresser!" Natsu shouted across the cafeteria, waving his hand energetically, unaware of the shadow that fell upon him. From far away, Lucy's eyes widened as she stared in horror at something. Natsu, curious, turned around. Seeing it just the 'man' he smiled, "Hello, sir!"
"Natsu, did you know that she has more muscles than you do!" Gray guffawed. "Even her muscles have muscles!"
"What lady? Show me! I'll prove to her that I'm stronger!" Natsu growled rolling up his sleeve, flames dancing in his eyes. "No girl has ever beat me!"
"MMMPH! MMPPHF MOH [Censored even though it was probably not understandable]! MMPH MMFFFFOHH HOMPH MMPM MMFPHMP!?" Erza screeched, food exploding from her mouth. Natsu squinted at the food that was flying towards him then looked down at the trays he was holding, or at least used to be holding. Opening his mouth he thought of saying something but then looking at the veins popping on Erza's forehead, he thought better of it.
"She said, Natsu. You know what, I won't translate this sentance. Are you saying that I'm not a girl? Or something like that." Gray muttered, as Lucy gaped at him for two reasons. One, how he could translate what Erza was saying, and two, he had no shirt on.
"You don't count." Natsu said shaking his hand as if shooing her away. He watched, confused, as Lucy and Gray tried to hold her back. Then seeing how Loke wasn't nearby, he scanned the room searching for him. "Not by the bathrooms, not by the screaming kids being tortured. Ah! The other group of screaming gi-" he cut interrupted by a fist the was flying toward his face. He ducked, after all, he was used to fist fights.
"I'm no man! I'm a girl! I'm gonna beat you up!" The muscular lady roared, throwing another punch his way.
"Oh, you?" Natsu asked avoiding the bazooka punches. "You seriously need to work on the hygiene, I could've been defeated by your breath alone, not even taking in consideration the stench of the rest of your body." The girl fell on her knees, defeated by the verbal abuse. Natsu turned back around, smiling from his victory.
"BUT *hic* I PUT ON PERFUME THIS*hic* MORNING!" She sobbed, gallons of water shooting from her eyes. "I-I-I EVEN *sob* BRUSHED *hic* MY TEETH!" Hearing a girl crying, Misaki ran over and started comforting her.
"There, there. Who was the idiot that hurt you? Usui? Oh, I will kill him!"Misaki said, not waiting for an answer. Dropping the bawling girl, she marched through the crowd her glare fixated on the only person the look didn't affect. "Usui Takumi! The next time you make a girl cry it will be the end of you! Do you understand!?"
"Sure, sure. That's what you said, yesterday? Wait, no, this morning." Usui shrugged nonchalantly. "Look here girl, I don't like you." He turned and started staring at a different crying girl in front of her. The second he looked at her, her tears evaporated and her eyes glazed, looking dreamy. "See, I fixed it." Misaki snarled.
"I wasn't talking about..." Misaki and Usui started arguing, though it was pretty much just Misaki talking. Meanwhile Lucy was staring longingly at the male god standing before him. His emerald eyes could out price even the most beautiful gems, long lashes that any girl would die for, perfect blond hair that looked so soft, and he was tall and looked skinny, yet not weak.
"-cy! Hello? Lucy?" Natsu was shouting, waving a hand in front of her face. Lucy snapped into consciousness again, shaking off the daydream.
"Uh, yes?" Lucy said guiltily, worried about Erza scolding her.
"Didn't you hear Misaki? She said he was Usui!"
