Crazy Morning
Heya, It's me. Riju Yatemane, that lucky guy that gets to have a relationship with cute girls. Or maybe not.
Jealous? Because, maybe I could use the excuse of being homosexual... Even if that's a lie.
Anyway...
*sniff sniff*
"The sent of a girl's room..."
Hopefully for me, this ain't a dream, this is the second time I said this... urgh...
After giving a smirk at the nurse's room, which name is Compa, I decided to stand up after... 2 days of resting.
To test if my legs are finally working... I... Well...
"Yah! Puah!"
Gave some kicks... in the air?
*knock knock*
The sound that made the door, made my eyes stare at the door... And made my left ear attached to the door.
"Excuse me Compa, may I enter?"
"Dude, It's 07:32 A.M.! You know Compa is still sleepin' now!"
Interesting... So the nurse is still sleeping... Mh? Wait, you ain't thinking about *that stuff* right?
"Mh? IF, have you heard it?"
"What?"
"It's like... someone is breaking the 4th wall!"
4th Wal-oooohhhh crap. The voice behind the door noticed it...
"Oh yeah? Don't tell me YOU are breathing the 4th wall without even noticing it?"
Uh? Breath?
"Uhm... You meant breaking?
"Uh? Oh, yeah, yeah. Breaking. Sorry, it's just..."
"Ya ain't feeling right, I know, I know."
*cough cough*
My minds made up... I'm gonna talk.
"I... IF?" While trying to copy Compa's voice. Why? Because I got my reasons to do so.
"Oh, see! Compa's awak-"
"Wait IF! That ain't Compa's voice! Maybe the responsible that broke the 4th wall is inside the door! Stay out IF! It's time to shut down the door!"
Oh crap.
"You can easily... open it-"
"YAH!"
Oh. Crap.
Before she hit the door with whatever she used, I quickly rolled over the bed hitting it like a bowling ball would do.
It felt like a second passed, but for me, it's like... It's like... Wait, what it's like? 1 milliseconds? No... 1000 milliseconds! But... 1000 milliseconds = 1 second! Argh! Screw it.
The door flew away towards the window breaking it aaand... you know what happens when something falls from a window, right?
It starts to faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall and hits the ground making a huge noise. And it breaks. Like an egg. Hope someone didn't die...
Hopefully right after the door hit the ground, I had the chance to see the culprit... Now I'm happy that I'm not waving my hand like an idiot.
"Welcome to Compa's visitor room, how may I help you?" I gently asked, like a gentleman would do.
And she "gently" replied with: "Oh, hello there, strange guy that appears to not be a pervert freak."
"I thank you for that..." With a sigh I paused a little while standing up and patting my blue gym pants so that the dust that has been attached to me would get away.
"strange and most likely not accurate description of me, girl who killed a poor door made of wood." I said while trying to provoke her with a not-so-scary glance
"knock, knock?"
Ah, finally, after getting to meet a pink-haired girl that appears to be stupid and... wearing a santa costume? Wait, that means...
"Merry Christmas, Riju!" said the blonde loli girl called Histoire.
"Histy! Stop getting attracted to random guys! And also making me wear a santa costume even if it's not Christmas... well... It's stupid!" yelled the pink-haired girl.
"So, the truth is... you just wanted me here? Congratulations! You most likely wasted your powers. Now if you excuse me-"
"Riju, don't move! Or you'll pay the consequences! And you the know the price of the consequences are very, high." said Histy- Err, I mean Histoire.
"Nah, don't believe whatever Histy said, she's just... on her "period"". Comments the pink-haired girl at Histoire strange behaviour
Crap. I don't like the way she pronounced "period".
"Shush Neptune! You won't never know a Tome's feelings!" said a strange-Histoire. But you know... This kinda happens when you're drunk...
Wait.. don't tell me she is drunk?!
Better if I run away...
"Well girls, if you excuse me, once again, I'm going to take the elevator..."
Nah, I'm joking. I'm just gonna jump off the window.
"Uhm, Histy, Neptune, instead of talking to each other... you should look where this Riju went... He just jumped off the window..." said IF.
"Meh, who cares, at least we were supposed to be having female friends only, right?" said the meanie girl who's name is Neptune.
Mh... The wind that is hitting my back, making my fall more slow... is quite... comfortable... Wait a moment... Maybe I still have my phone on my pocket...
Yep, my old model indestructible nokia is still with me. Indestructible like me. Well not really, I just like to be self-proclaimed "Indestructible".
Meanwhile... In Compa's Room...
"Mmhh! Stretching... Saying stretching while trying to open my eyes and stand up..."
Yay! I finally get to be the narrator of this fanfiction! Oh, wait.
After saying stretching while standing up, I tried to search my slippers without even looking at my feet. In the end I found them. They are very comfortable, nothing to be expected by Mister Slippers.
Still wearing my pajamas... And obviously quickly wearing my tan-white wool styled tank top with big neck and un-attached sleeves, combined with my red plaid skirt and my styled boots.
Now I'm ready to start this new day! And I hope that nothing will surprise me after 1 hour!
"Weeeeeeeee."
Uh? Someone's falling very sloowly outside the window... Wait... That's Riju! And he's falling!
Oh no! The injuries! They will get worse!
I've gotta be quick! My syringe, and my "Compa's Aid Kit!"!
It most likely passed 12 seconds after I found my syringe and my kit.
Now... Uhm... Right! I've gotta move towards the door!
But before I got the chance to open the door...
"Compa!"
Mister door instead, slammed my cute face! How cruel!
"Uwaaaaaah!"
"Compa, there's no time to joke around! Come with me!"
Ouchie... No, wait. Iffy! Don't drag me like that while "My face is on the ground! My hair will get dirty!"
"It doesn't matter, you just have to be ready to heal Riju."
Back to Riju...
Oh, It's been a while, reader. So, where were we?
I'm still falling, which is weird, I should be dead by now.
Mmhh... I'm still falling... right?
"Hello Riju, I guess you're surprised to see a busty chick save your back." said the lady.
"No. Because my personality says so." Another pink-haired girl. How great.
"You're really stubborn, you've got to act like a normal male in puberty sometimes." My life in mere simple words.
"Woah, watch your mouth, it's pretty abnormal to hear a girl say things like that..." I commented
"And it's pretty abnormal to see a guy attempting to kill him self." she stated
"..."
After some seconds of silence and some seconds of starring at each other in silence, our feet finally touched the ground.
"Riju! Thank godness!" says Compa, happy to not see me as a soup made of blood.
I hate when people starts carrying about me.
"Here, Compa, you're stupid man is here. Take it."
Wait, oh no. She threw me. How dramatic.
"Aaaahh... Got you!"
The girl with the emerald eyes behind Compa, probably the one who's named IF, jumped towards me, hopefully grabbing me, and then... She brought me back to the nurse.
"NO, I don't wanna stay another day doing nothing while lying on a bed inside a girl's visitor room!" I shouted, like a little kid would do.
In response Compa, answered with a laugh following with her saying: "Nah, that's not going to happen, instead, do you want to join us? I mean... In our adventure?"
In chore me, the girl with the emerald eyes called IF, Neptune who just came from nowhere and Histoire who also came from nowhere said: "WHAT?!"
"Is something wrong everyone?" No, no, no Compa. Don't do it.
"Well... we barely know him!" Neptune confirmed.
Histoire while quickly nodding says: "That's right! You can't have him!"
"What." I said confused about what Histoire said.
"Anyway, Compa. We can't let a stranger join us, he could be dangerous, and can probably do strange stuff to us while we're sleeping!" Said IF.
"Aw... At least he's going to be our tanky-tanky friend!" Said Compa, hurting my feelings.
"You're right. Now the enemies won't get to attack our precious HP! But, Compa. YOU are going to use YOUR credits." said Neptune
"For what?" asks Compa to Neptune's strange request.
"For the medicines! Ain't that obvious?" replied Neptune.
"Oh... right... right..." says Compa with a "whisper-like-tone".
After that silly talk... you know... Followed by an epic music in the background, we walked towards a new adventure etc. etc. But this chapter isn't going to finish now.
"But before we start to be far away from Histoire's location, can I ask how in the hell I came here? I gently asked to the girls.
"That's easy, she used a rare item that can be used only once. This rare item is a mirror, the name is still unknown, but we can just call it... Mirror. You can see people from other dimensions with it, but if you want to bring them here, an Oracle must use the mirror with her powers, but the consequences are oblivious, no one knows what happens next, but we know that the mirror will disappear forever by becoming dust when it's used." Answered IF.
"Damn, only once...? There's no turning back then..." I sighed...
"Exactly." said Compa
"But still, who was that woman who sav- ... who negated my attempt to kill my self?" I asked
"That was me, transformed. In that form they call me "Purple Heart" and ya wanna know why?" replied Neptune.
"Yeah." I answered
"Because I'm the CPU of Planeptune!" said Neptune, giving me what I requested.
"The more you know." I commented.
"Before we start walking, please do not be my best friend, fiancè or much more. I don't want to share what I felt in my life to anyone. People will become insane... Or something like that. I don't know, I just like to say this kind of stuff." I said, but Compa walked close to me holding my hand saying:
"Did you forget that I'll heal you? I'm a nurse you know." Compa's words, pretty much comforted me. But still, I can't wait to suicide at the right time.
1 Second passed, and on that 1 Second, I stopped my feet, preventing them to make me move 1,49 meters per step. I gave a glance at Neptune. She's flat, not like the table who hit me not long time ago... But wait... If she's flat...
"No wait, Neptune, there's no way you're that Purple Heart, I mean... Look at your bust size! It's impossible tha-" And she hit me, how surprising.
"I'm sorry that you don't believe me, but that's the truth, Mister." said Neptune, looking at me with a forced smile.
"And what's a CPU?" I asked.
"Well, I hope you're ready to hear my perfect explanation... *cough* But before I tell you about that-"
"I welcome you to Gamindustri, Riju Yatemane" Said Histoire while interrupting Neptune "perfect" explanation.
"Hey!"
Histoire still continued talking, ignoring Neptune's presence: "Gamindustri, is a beautiful land separated by 4 landmasses, on each landmass presides a CPU, for example Purple Heart, which is standing on your right. But since there are 4 landmasses, there are 3 more CPUs that you're going to meet in your adventure."
"Mh. Okay." I nodded. An RPG adventure style! How... amusing...
"Anyway... You didn't say what CPU stands for!" stated Neptune.
"Oh, it appears that I missed something for once. Go on Neptune." affirmed Histoire.
"You'll be amazed by its definition! C.P.U stands for: Console Patrol Unit!" clarified Neptune.
Oh... so that means...
"Where am I supposed to plug my controller?" I said, while poking Neptune's body with my convenient portable controller that I took from my pant's pocket that is magically big inside but looks small outside.Nah, I'm joking. It's just my phone's recharger. I always bring one with me.
"Hey! Stop poking me with that... thing!" shouted Neptune with her high-pitched voice.
"Can you please stop your attempt to violate a girl. Mister?" stated IF. The girl with the emerald eyes that wears clothes that are bigger than her.
I nodded and stopped my action.
As she sighs at what I've done. Histoire, couldn't stop staring at me with an angry look. But she flew away with a simple "Mmph!".
Damn... some girls are really hard to handle... Not like I'm againts women... I like their curves and their...
Maybe it's better if I stop...
