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BPOV
"Ok, ok." Carlisle sighed as he got the remote and pressed the power button for the Television. Then an image popped up on the screen that I thought I would never see.
There on this giant screen was Emmett, wearing something I thought he would never ware. There he was wearing an elegant pink and purple pageant dress that had cuts all along the side that did not fit him at all.
He had a sliver crown on the top of his head, with a white gold diamond necklace that was way too small for his gigantic neck. It looked like at any second it would break into a million pieces. If he were human he would be turning blue from the lack of oxygen.
He was in the same hallway as us and the mirror. He was standing in front of the bathroom door no more then a few feet away from us, looking around to see if anyone was home.
"Is anyone home?" he asked in a voice you would use in a regular conversation, knowing that if anyone was home they would be able to hear him.
He looked both ways down the hallway one more time. Boy, if I thought Emmett was brainless before then he defiantly had no brain now. He had looked straight into the mirror and hadn't noticed he had no reflection.
In that moment, I just plain out exploded in laughter with everyone joining me. They were probably thinking the same thing as me.
Emmett looked down at his white gold watch, which was much too small for him and definitely too feminine.
"Rosalie, isn't that your white gold necklace and matching watch?" Jasper asked, completely calm.
"WHAT?!" She yelled at the top of her lungs, making my ears hurt a little bit. I felt so sympathetic for the other vampires in the room. If it hurt my ears then she must have destroyed their ear drums.
I now understood why they built this place with sound proof walls. Not only for when they were normally laughing at Emmett, but also for when they got mad at him. Just the look on Rosalie's face made me go into hysterics. If she was human I was sure that her face would be bright red, though, I thought I could see a faint tinge of red in her pale marble skin. But I must have been imagining it. When Rosalie yelled her eyes went pitch black. Edward looked at Jasper with a meaningful glare. There was a sudden rush of calm through out the room.
"Rose you need to calm down or you can leave." Edward said through gritted teeth. Rose had more of a temper then Edward when it came to her jewelry. She didn't think before she acted, making her very dangerous to be around at times. Not that she would hurt me or any other human, but she would defiantly leave a mark on a vampire. I pity the fool who she takes her anger out on. Her eyes went back to their breathtaking gold. She took a large unnecessary breath.
"If he breaks my necklace he is dead. It is a one of a kind Louis Vetton original." She pouted. There was no doubt in my mind that she really wouldn't kill Emmett. If he even left a scratch on that necklace then we would have to start planning his funeral.
"Ooooo!" Emmett chimed in from the TV. "It's time for the Miss USA Pageant!" His voice rose as he spoke. Almost making it a just a squeaky sound by the end.
"I can't believe he talks to himself." I said to no one in particular.
"He ALWAYS talks to himself when he's alone. It almost sounds like he's trying to narrate what he's doing just like they do in a book or a movie." Alice said in obvious disapproval. "Speaking of movies, do you want some popcorn Bella?"
"Uh… sure." I was shocked at the sudden subject change. Did Alice have ADD? I wonder… "Alice?" I asked "Do you have ADD?"
Alice turned to me, shock written all over her face. She looked speechless for a moment, then she regained her composer and gave me a wicked smile. "Why would you think that my dear Bella? EHMAGAWD!" She yelled, making me flinch in surprise.
"What!?" I asked, panicking.
"I SEE A SQUIRRL!" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Alice are you ok?" I asked.
"People say I have ADD. That stands for Attention Deficit… OH MY GOD! There is popcorn! IN MY HAND!" Alice yelled at the top of her lungs.
I went over to Jasper and gave him a questioning look. "Jasper, is Alice going to be ok?"
Jasper just laughed at me. "She is going to be fine Bella! She just kind of freaks out when people ask her if she has ADD." I continued to look at him to see if he was going to explain but when he didn't I just shrugged and walked back over to Edward.
Alice then got up from the couch to go to another part of the room I hadn't noticed before. It was pink like everything else, but it was a kitchen. It had a pink stove, microwave, refrigerator, and sink. How odd that a group of vampire's would have a kitchen in a room like this.
"We just built that, for you." Jasper stated, feeling my confusion. "Edward thought it would be nice to have one so that when you came over to watch Emmett with us, you didn't have to leave the room to go get food. There's a restroom over there too."
I hugged Edward as hard as I could and gave him a little sweet peck on the lips. He was always thinking of me. Alice was now trying to figure out how to pop the corn.
"You put it in the microwave." I instructed her. When she was human I don't think that they had popcorn yet
"For how long?" I had never seen Alice so confused about something. She had been around for so long that she knew almost everything, and now she was completely lost on how to make something as simple as popcorn.
"There should be a button labeled "popcorn". You should push that one." It should have it. I have yet to see a microwave without one.
5 seconds later
"Come on, it's taking forever!" Alice exclaimed totally impatient.
"Yes…" Oops did I just day that out loud?! "I mean… no!" It was about time. Something, not even a vampire could speed up.
"Beep…beep…beep." The annoying buzzer went off on the microwave. Alice brought over my popcorn and I dug in. It made a lot of noise when I ate it.
"Snap, crackle, pop." It sound like I was on a Rice Crispies commercial.
"Gosh Bella!" Alice was being sarcastic. "Could you chew any louder?"
No one else had noticed and they looked at me
Even though Alice was kidding I still felt embarrassed. My cheeks turned redder then a tomato. They were making me self conscious when I ate. I was clearly the only one who ate and with only one person eating it made a lot of noise. When I lived back in Phoenix, I sometimes had already eaten so it was just my mom who ate. We would sit on the couch together while she eat. It bothered me so much. I could hear everything. From when she chewed to when she swallowed. When people eat we make the most disgusting noises.
"Sorry!" I said making sure that I didn't make a lot of noise when I chewed.
During all this time Emmett had just been dancing around like a ballerina from Swan Lake. He was now down stairs in the living room.
"Swimsuit competition! I am so excited!" Emmett yelled as he ran into his room to change into one of Rosalie's bikinis. After he got it on he danced around and got tape to make his imaginary runway. He started to do an obviously practiced routine. He walked around in it like it was the coolest thing he had ever had on.
The entire room erupted with hysterical laughter as Emmett curtsied to the imaginary judges and walked away, shaking his butt the whole way to the "back" of the "runway". Where he was congratulated by imaginary contestants who were "So obviously jealous of his amazing runway skills".
Rosalie looked like she was going to be sick from embarrassment. That was her favorite bikini. She would probably never wear it again. But then again, she just might.
Emmett looked around and then shouted really loud "It's the talent portion!" He then grabbed a tutu and waited for his turn to show off his ballet "skills". Once it was his turn Emmett got onto the "stage" and started to do some Adagio moves,then he went onto some Allégro. He then sarted doing some Glissade all over the place.(Those are just some random ballet moves.) I was laughing so hard that I was crying and all of the vampires in the room gave me funny looks.
"Bella, why are you crying dear!?" Esme asked.
"I'm" laugh "not" laugh "crying". I tried as best I could to make a sentence.
"Bella, you are definitely crying." Rosalie stated
"I'm" laugh "just" laugh "laughing" laugh "so hard" laugh "that I can't breath" laugh "and it's making" laugh "me cry" . I really hoped that they understood me because I really didn't want to repeat myself. Apparently they did because they all turned back to the television.
Emmett was standing next to card board drawing of girls waiting for the imaginary judges to tell him who won.
"And the winner is…" Emmett shouted. "The beautiful Emmett Cullen!" He started to make cheering noises and went up before the "crowd". "Thank you everyone! This is just too much!" He started to dry sob then, and the entire room started laughing hysterically again. "What shall I do now?" Emmett asked himself. He then grabbed some kind of doll out of his pocket.
"Oh. My. God! He has an Opera doll?" I asked incredulous.
Emmett started hugging the Opera doll and then made his voice really high "I think you should do what you only do on special occasions." "Opera" said.
"Your right Opera!" Emmett squealed. "It's Barbie time!"
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