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RED DORM
David was rolling a cart and on the cart there were can sodas. He then ended up at the red dorm and pushed the cart in. In red dorm there were four people. Landon the twisted teen was on his laptop gathering black mail on everybody. And on the floor Alexis drawing a picture of her puppy like Houndoom who was sleeping. Tai Kamiya and Marcus Daimon were arm wrestling.
"Hey guys "David said. "The host gave me some sodas to pass around."
"SODA?!" Marcus said happily and got distracted from his match and Tai took the advantage of a distracted guy and beat him.
"UGH!!" Marcus said grunted madly because he lost "I was winning!"
"Not my fault I'm better than you." Tai said.
"Landon, Tai, Marcus want some soda?" asked Alexis getting up to get the team soda and opening hers.
"Get me some Pepsi." Marcus said.
"Give me some Coke." Tai said.
"Get two extra two more people are coming" David said.
"Kay." Alexis said. Then she threw two sodas at Marcus. "Here give one to Tai."
"Hey Landon got ya a sod-AGH!" Alexis tripping on the very pencil she was using to draw. Her opened soda flew up in the air and spilling soda on his laptops keyboard.
"I'm so sorry!" Alexis said.
"Its okay, my laptop keyboard is water proof so idiots like you won't mess it up." Landon said typing in lighting speed and finished team Red, Blue, Yellow blackmail and now was finding blackmail on the Grey team. "Where's my soda?" They both looked up and saw his soda falling down and it smashed on his laptops screen and making glass fly then the soda pushed down on the screen and it cause the laptop to fly out of Landon's hands and land near Houndoom. Houndoom scared because he was awakening from his slumber did a Flamethrower attack and burned the laptop.
"Um is there any chance it was fire and breakable proof." Alexis asked nervously. Landon was still for a while and all of the sudden he took out his Socom-K Sniper Rifle and started to shoot at her. Alexis being quick jumped backwards and while jumping backwards she took out her two Colt Guns and was shooting back and said "BRING IT ON!" Then Tai and Marcus hid under a bed that was against a wall trying not to get shoot.
"Wait shouldn't we be fighting?" Tai asked. "You know like are partners are?"
"How should I know?" Marcus said. "Soda?"
"Yeah thanks." Tai said getting the soda. Now Alexis and Landon were running on the wall opposite of each other shooting each other. Then the door opened and revealed a teen girl with dark brown hair and a Japanese shirt with blue torn pants came in. And behind her as Ken Ichijouji. Landon and Alexis were still battling each other on the wall. Landon seeing that he was going to fall thanks to the girl jumped forward shooting and took Alexis by surprise and a bullet missed her by 1 centimeter. She jumped forward and put her guns in front of her shooting at Landon and ladon did the same thing with the riffle and they fired at each really close to each other ala Matrix. The girl being smart slid at the bed with Ken like baseball players do be safe.
"Hi…so what's happening?" the girl said under the bed.
"You don't want to know…oh hi Ken." Tai said. "So you two David said who were coming…Soda?"
"I'm good." Ken said.
"Sure!" the girl said grinning.
"NO LADY DREAM CHAN!! YOU'LL GET HYPER!" Ken said spilling her soda before it touched her lips and made the floor slippery while Alexis and Landon were firing at each other.
"Awwwwww." Said Lady Dream Chan.
"I am wondering what's happening in the other dorms." Marcus asked.
BLUE DORM
"See ya later Emily." David said giving Emily her soda and then leavening and then closing the dorm's door. "Try to take care of Kudamon! And try not kill him."
"Ha ha." Emily said sarcastically while the Kudamon was suffocating while Emily was trying to caress it.
Knock knock. "Come in." Emily said. A teen aged guy came in and had green eyes.
"Hey Emily no roommates either?" Jack from team Yellow asked.
"Na, want to check out what the other dorms are doing?" Emily said getting up leavening Kudamon alone as it thought Thank you God!
"Sure!" Jack said. "Where's your partner?"
"He's coming but he sent Kudamon so I don't have to alone…wait you don't have one either."
"Yeah somebody pick my idea for my partner before I did so I'm waiting for a new one."
"Ah." Emily said.
GREY DORM
David pulled in the soda cart and there were 40 sodas left and they were all grape. Ronald was trying to play the guitar. Slicer the Grovyle was playing with Ronald's hamster, Soundwave, and Takuya, the card game 21 and Slicer and Takuya were losing all their money to the hamster.
"Hey where's Joe?" David asked Ronald who was trying to play the guitar without luck.
"He heard gun shots from team Red." Ronald said "And now he is in the closet."
"Come on Joe get out of their buddy!" Takuya said and got back to his game and his hand lost 20 dollars to Soundwave. "DAM IT!"
"All right!" Joe as he came out of the closet.
"Coming out of the closet? Is about time!" David said while on his 10th soda and pretty much hyper.
"HA! HA! HA!" Takuya and Ronald laugh higher than usual because they were hyper from their 10th soda.
"Ha ha very funny." Joe said sarcastically.
"Come on Joe have a soda!" Takuya said.
"Alright!" Joe said. Then taking one sip he automatically became hyper.
"It's like he never had sugar in his whole live." Ronald said in awe.
"Hey Ronald can I see you're guitar?" David asked.
"Sure." Ronald said as he passed his guitar. Then David started to play a rock beat then began to sing.
"Riding down the highway. Going to a show. Stomping on the byway. Playing rock and roll. Getting wild! Getting stoned! Getting beated! Bone to bone! Getting had! Getting hooked! And tell you folk it's harder than it looks. It's a long way if you wanna rock and rock and roll I said it's a…"
"Freaking show off." Ronald murmured.
"Fine I'll play something less show of e." David said playing something soft.
"Yeah…A used pink bath robe…a rare snow globe." David began and Ronald interrupted.
"A Smurfs TV tray." Ronald said.
"What I bought on eBay." Both.
"My house…is filled with this crap." Takuya said joining in.
"Shows up in bubble wrap." Joe said.
"Most every day. What I bought on eBay!" All.
RED DORM
Emily and Jack opened the door and saw Landon and Alexi's battle was raging on.
"Holly shit!" Jack said as a bullet missed him by a couple of centimeters. Emily and Jack were leaning on the wall.
"Slide to the bed!" Lady Dream Chan shouted.
"ARE YOU FREAKIN CRAZY!?" Emily exclaimed.
"She is." Ken said answering for her. Lady Dream Chan glared at him.
"Um we'll come back we're going to see what grey team are doing hope fully something fun." Jack said.
"This is fun especially since I'm next to Ken!" Lady Dream Chan said. On her left was Ken and on Ken's right was her. Then everybody did an anime sweat drop including Landon and Alexis stopped to for a while to sweat drop then they continued their warfare shooting at each other like the people in the Matrix do.
"Tai want to trade?" Ken asked Tai who was on his left.
"But Kenny!! I'm scared!" Lady Dream Chan said before she hugged him and squeezed the air out of him.
"Save…me…" Ken verily choked out.
"Come on Jack let's see what Grey team is doing." Emily said.
GREY DORM
Emily and Jack just got to the door and opened it
"Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag!" Joe sang.
"Gonna buy some Beanie Babies, new with tag!" Ronald sang.
"From some guy I never met in Norway!"Takuya followed.
"Found him on eBay!" everybody sang.
"God…their drunk!" Emily said in disgust but little they did know they know there were only high on sugar on soda
BLUE DORM
"Kuda! I'm back!" Emily said. Kudamon thought Good God help me!
"I remember there's a swimming pool! Let see if everyone is done in what they're doing so we can all go." Jack said before Emily got the digimon.
"Kay. See yaw latter Kuda!" Emily said. Kudamon thought Burn!
RED DORM
Landon and Alexis were panting of how tired they were of jumping, flipping, and running from killing each other. They were leaning on the opposite wall from each other and panting. Then they raised their guns and they only herd a click and a bullet didn't come out. They were out of ammo. Then Landon raised his sniper and was going to pistol whip her. Then Alexis to raised her Colton's and prepared to beat him up! As they charged to each other they failed to notice the soda Ken spilled. When they did notice it was too late because they were sliding forward and eventually the slid to each other and they got knocked out by ramming into each other and then they fell! Ken, Tai, Marcus, and Lady Dream Chan crawled out of the bed. Once they got up Lady Dream Chan got a funny idea as she had an evil grin.
"Hey Ken push Alexis next to Landon." Lady said.
"Kay." Ken said as he lined the KO'd bodies next to each other.
"Thanks now please move." Lady said as she moved some hands, legs, and heads. Now it looked like Landon had his hand over Alexi's waist and Alexis looks like put her foot over Landon's body and she put their faces against to each and their lips were touching as if they were kissing.
"Open their mouths!" Tai suggested.
"Great idea!" Lady said before she opened their mouths and looked like they were frenching.
"Hey guys! Wanna go swim?" Emily asked. "Want happened to them?"
"Nothing."Lady said innocently. "Let's go swimming!"
GREY DORM
"You guys are done singing?" Jack asked.
"Yeah…ah! My head hurts!" David said while everyone was on their bed clutching their head.
"That what you get for getting drunk! That's why you were singing that stupid song?" Jack asked again.
"NO!! We were high on sugar and we were hyper!" Joe said.
"KEEP IT DOWN MAN!" Ronald yelled.
"Anyways wana go to the pool?" Jack asked.
"Sure we'll come in 5 minutes." David said.
THE POOL
Everybody was having fun in the Olympic sized pool. There were water slides. There was diving board up to 10 stories high. And swim races. Everybody was having a blast! Lady Dream Chan told her prank to everybody. None of them couldn't wait for Alexis and Landon to wake up!
RED DORM
Alexis P.O.V
"Ugh! What happened?" I thought. My eyes weren't open yet but I felt my mouth open and something was on my waist! And my leg was on something! I opened my eyes to see Landon. He had his hand on my waist and my leg on his body and it looked like we were frenching! EW!! Then he opened his eyes he started to tremble like I was and he took his hand off me and I took my foot of him we started to drag ourselves to wall opposite of each other and we leaned on it and when we were up we screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
THE POOL
When everybody heard the scream and they started to crack up except two people and they were Jack and Emily.
"-Sigh- are we the only normal people who are normal in this place?" Emily asked Jack. Jack just shrugged.
Whoa this place is crazy! Well now in Red team there is one more space. In Yellow and Blue three more spaces and in Grey two more spaces. The eBay song belongs to Weird Al and It's a long way if you want to rock and roll belongs to AC/DC.
