1A/N: so it has been a while since I wrote this and I feel that I should add a second chapter. So yeah. Let's begin

"OH MI GOTH. DIM it isn't wut u fink it luks leik.!!1"

I pushed Billie- Boi of mi nd den went aftre him. Billie-boi yeled after me "HAY. CALL MI!= I wrout mi numba on ur arm!" den he left.

Dim stoped at the end of da forestr and he turn 2 luk mi. "WUT IZ UR PROBLEM! I LUV U AND DAT IT WUT YOUO DO WEN I AM GON FOR TOO DAYS!" he stated crying nd I did 2. "I'm sorrie Dim. I luv u two." den we kissed and den we make-out.

After dat we do da old in-out-in-out and Billie BOI comez bak and sees us. He gigled and started to masticate to us. I den hurfd his maons and I luked up and said "let's make dis a tree-sume!"

Billie-boi wanted to bhut Dim punched me in da face den stabed billie-boi. "NO!!!1! I WUNT U AL 4 MISELF!" he den grabed e rope nd tied it arund my neck and p-ullef me away liek a dog. I started to cry. "BILLIE-BOI saev me!" den I wuz gon.

—BILLIE-BOI POV—

I sat downe on da gras unda da tree and thougt how I wuz going to savev Alex Merzky Chellovek Cal Horrorshow Delarge. I thougtt that I culd go 2 his huse and get his parents 2 halp but dey don't care bout him. Dey R preps. So I went to go luk for his oder frienz pete nnd georgie.

—ALEX POV—

I wuz in dim's room wher he had me tied to hid bed. It luked liek an ovr-siozed coffin. Which is gud bcuz I'm a vampyre. So he comes in wif a cup ful of blod that I thougt he wuz going to give to mii but insted he jtok and drank it jinfront 4 of me. "HAY, I NED BLUD 2! !!11! IAM A VUHMPYRE 2!1231223211!!!!!!" he only laughed in mi face and left again. It wuz hours be4 he cam bak. And when he did he said "So alex we r going two haev sum fun."

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