Season One Deleted Scenes
Deleted Scene #1
Lois and Peter were spying on their children in the movie theater.
"Hey, why Mort is watching the movie alone?" Peter asked.
"I'll beat my fear of racoons...AH!" Mort screamed of horror "He's worse than that Italian plumber wearing a racoon suit in one of my son's videogames!"
Deleted Scene #2
During the cheerleading practice in James Woods High School.
"Hey, Amy" a brunette girl said "Your older brother is cute"
"Thanks, you wanna know a dark secret about me and him?" Amy asked.
"He likes Katy Perry music too?" the brunette asked excited.
"No, We..." Amy whispered the secret in the ear.
"*gasp* that's disgusting, he's your brother!" the brunette said.
"Oh, I remember something he told me" Amy said shutting her up "Yup, she'll forget it and I'll keep my promise about not telling this secret to anyone"
Deleted Scene #3
Brian and Stewie were in El Dorado being treated as Gods.
"Being a God is fabulous, Brian" Stewie said "Watch THIS" he whistles "Hey, you!"
"Yes, my lord?" the guard asked.
"Stab yourself with your spear" Stewie ordered.
"As you wish" the guard replied as he stabbed himself with his spear "AAAAHHH!"
"STEWIE, WHAT THE HELL?!" Brian yelled at him.
"What? Gods love sacrifices" Stewie said "Ha, ha, look: he looks like a Japanese guy"
Deleted Scene #4
A depressed Neil was in the bathroom to see the jocks.
"I'd like my head being in the toilet" Neil said.
"You have to wait for your turn" Jock #1 said.
We see two jocks putting a nerd's head in the toilet.
"It stinks, but it's the closest thing to a water park!" the nerd said.
"God, it's boring if the nerd enjoys it..." Jock #2 commented.
Deleted Scene #5
Mr. T had Stewie tied to a chair.
"You have to show your bravery watching a very violent movie" Mr. T said.
"Let me guess: Toy Story 3?" Stewie asked "It's the darkest animated movie I've ever seen"
"No...Saving Private Ryan" Mr. T said showing the DVD and putting on the DVD player "Enjoy it" he left the room.
"Wow, it seems that this movie is well directed...OH MY GOD!" Stewie screamed of horror as we're hearing shooting "THERE'S A LOT OF BLOOD AND GORE ON THAT SCENE!"
Deleted Scene #6
Eddie and Matt were walking around in Cyberland.
"This place is amazing" Eddie commented.
"And old people become young in that place" Matt added.
We see the young Jeff Bridges from Tron: Legacy.
"Look! I'm 30 again and it's awesome!" Jeff Bridges said.
"Oh my god, is that you?" Eddie asked excited "Can you give me your autograph? I liked you in True Grit"
"Sure kid" Jeff Bridges agreed signing a piece of paper.
"And can you promise not appearing in unnecesary sequels again?" Eddie asked.
"I can't promise that, son" Jeff Bridges answered.
Deleted Scene #7
A deleted song where Peter, Lois and Chris were having the same nightmare: they were Egyptians and Meg was God sending a plague to torture them and so many people.
Chorus:
Thus saith the Lord:
Since you refuse to listen to her
All through the land of Egypt...
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord
Meg:
Once I called you family
Once I thought the chance
to make you suffer
Was all I ever wanted...
Chorus:
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down
Meg:
And even now I wish that I
had wanted to kill
And bring darkness
Is the last thing that I wanted...
Chorus:
I send a hail of burning ice
On ev'ry field, on every town
Meg:
This was my home
All this pain and humiliation
How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer
From your stubborness and pride...
Chorus:
I send the locusts on a wind
Such as the world has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on every stalk
Until there's nothing left of green
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord!
Meg:
You who I called father
Why must I show you some mercy?
Chorus:
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Meg:
Never forgive
Meg and Chorus:
Thus saith the Lord
Famly:
You who I called brother
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?
Chorus
I send the swarm, I send the horde...
Meg:
I let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never forgive...
Chorus
Thus saith the Lord:
Thus saith the Lord:
Meg:
I will never...
Meg and Family:
Forgive you (us) now!
The song ended with the family being burned and Meg evilly laughing.
Deleted Scene #8
The second parter musical was originally ended with Meg reprising her song during the trip back home.
Meg:
For a moment, good for me
This is the perfect chance for me
If we work together to be better than ever
For a moment...just a moment...I'll belong!
Deleted Scene #9
After Meg got her fake ID...
"They'll regret for rejecting me more than a black widow after eating her husband" Meg said.
Cutaway
We see a black widow crying and eating her husband.
"WHY?! He was a good spider!" the black widow cried as she has another bite "And so delicious!"
Cutaway's end
Deleted Scene #10
An alternate ending where it shows Mr. Herbert in jail.
"Good...I got the same jail I get every time I go to prison..." Mr. Herbert said.
He took out a fake brick where there's an old spoon.
"Time to dig again..." Mr. Herbert said "It'll take me another week, but it's worth it..."
Deleted Scene #11
Brian was looking for Meg (after she left Eddie after he told his sad story) and found her in a bar. She was in the bar with the face down and a few empty mugs.
"Meg, there you are, Lois is worried for you" Brian said "You have to come home"
"Leave me alone..." Meg said apparentely drunk "I don't have any friends...just this alcoholic drink"
"Meg, you're drinking straberry milkshake and you're in Applebee's" Brian said revealing the restaurant's place.
"Whatever...give me another..." Meg ordered.
"Sorry miss, you have to leave now" the waiter said.
"Come on, let's go home" Brian said.
"I hate being underage..." Meg complained.
Deleted Scene #12
Finally; the season finale is ment to end with a sex scene between Meg and Eddie. They were alone in one of the Pewterschmidt Mansion's rooms. They both took off their shoes and socks.
"Did you brought protection?" Meg asked.
"I don't want you to suffer the Juno Syndrome" Eddie answered holding a condom
"Are sure of this?" Meg asked.
"Meg...I love you so much" Eddie answered "If we're gonna lose our virginity, we have to do it now"
"But we're no longer virgins" Meg said.
"But THIS will be our first time...as lovers" Eddie replied.
"Okay...let's do it" Meg said "Kiss me..."
They began with a passionate kiss as Meg took off her glasses and her hat; Eddie took off Meg's shirt revealing her white bra and the pants revealing her matching panties. Meg did the same to Eddie, leaving him in black underpants.
(A/E: I decided not to describe the whole sexual intercourse, because it's too graphic...and I suck in describing sex)
They both lied down: they both were blushing and sweating with a smile in their faces.
"That was amazing..." Meg said.
"I love you, Megan Griffin..." Eddie said.
"I love you too, Edward Walker..." Meg replied.
End of deleted scenes
