The Silver Wolf: Here's chapter one...finally. It took me forever to come up with how to start this chapter. And what Draco's issues might have been. But I've come up with something quite interesting. I think all of you will like it.

Disclaimer: Failed to give you this in the Prologue so here it is. I don't own Harry Potter. JKR does. If you need further disclaimers, see my profile. All of it is there.

Chapter 1: THE MUGGLE IS IN THE HOUSE!!

Before Harry could say hello to anyone, Arthur was bounding down the stair case at an incredible speed. His muggle was here and he wasn't going to miss saying hello to his "personal" guest.

Dudley, to say the least was in a state of shock, the potion that had convinced him to come had obviously worn off and he was seriously regretting coming out to The Burrow for the summer.

"My name is Arthur Weasley, and it's a pleasure to meet you. You are?"

"Dudley...I really don't want to be here, can I go home now?" Dudley tried his biggest puppy dog face on Mr. Weasley to get him to take sympathy, but it didn't work.

"Oh, nonsense! You're staying with us. I'm going to teach you everything I know about magic, and you are going to teach me everything you know about muggles." Mr. Weasley said happily and smiled down at the frowning face that wasDudley.

"Um...what the hell's a muggle?" Dudley was already confused, and Harry couldn't help but laugh. He wanted to find Draco and give him a big hug and a kiss and just go sit on the couch and talk for a while with his boyfriend.

Harry didn't listen to the rest of the conversation he just wanted to find Draco and talk. Ron and Hermione rushed down the stairs with Draco in toe just as Harry was about to go up. Draco ran into Harry's arms and gave him a suffocating hug if there ever was one.

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Dudley looked out from the corner of his eyes to see his cousin hugging and kissing another guy. The red-head kid and some chick were just looking at them smiling. He couldn't believe it, his cousin was gay. There he was kissing another guy like it was nothing, right in front of everyone.

"Come on Draco. There's a muggle here, and he doesn't understand that same sex relationships are common among wizards and witches." Hermione said, and looked over at Harry's cousin.

Draco looked over Harry's shoulder at the chunky kid standing and staring at him. He couldn't stand muggles. Hermione was the closest thing to a muggle he could stand, and that was his limit. His grey eyes petrified Dudley and he couldn't move.

"Dudley, son, what's wrong? Okay, who petrified him?" Arthur looked around and saw Draco staring at him. "Draco, I'll have none of that wandless magic with under-aged wizards." Draco blinked his eyes. The eye contact was broken, and Dudley could move again.

There was a loud crack and Fred and George Weasley apparated behind their father.

"Hey Dad, this the muggle?" the two boys said in unison.

"Yes boys, and I'll have none of your wheezes being used on him." said Arthur and pointed at both the jokers and then the two apparated again with a loud crack.

It didn't take them long to come back with one of their more popular inventions but Arthur didn't know about it yet, and just thought it was a regular pastry cream. Harry knew well what it was because they had used it on him before in an April Fool's joke. It was a Canary Cream, turning anyone who ate it into a Giant Canary.

The boys said in unison together, "Here's to your coming here Dudley. We know you like sweets, Harry tells us so." Fred gave Dudley the pastry, and the two disappeared again. Harry held in his laughs as long as he could until Dudley actually ate the pastry.

Dudley shoved the peace offering into his mouth and as soon as he swallowed it Harry started busting out laughing, and no one could figure out why, except Ron. Ron even joined him in the laughter. Seconds after Ron started laughing, Dudley popped and a burst of feathers scattered the room. Where Dudley stood was a huge canary, and even Draco cracked a smile on the genius and cunning of the twins.

He would definitely have to watch his back while he was staying here with Harry. He'd actually have to stay closer to Harry than he had originally thought. The giant canary was fluttering around the room in a frantic panic and it didn't look like it was going to end until the twins came back with the cure for it.

In the middle of all the frantic fluttering of the giant bird, Draco pulled Harry over to the couch and sat down with him and just held on to him for dear life so his fluttering cousin wouldn't hit him in the head.

Fred and George appeared out of the blue ONCE AGAIN. They started laughing and Arthur almost strangled the living daylights out of both the boys.

"Don't worry dad, it wears off on its own. See all the feathers?" said Fred

"He's molting." said George.

"He'll be fine."

"Once all the feathers..."

"Have gone!" the two said the last two words in unison. Molly grabbed the broom from behind the fridge door and began chasing the twins around the house, eventually Molly had chased them out of the house entirely.

"Ever since those two have become arse-buddy's with each other their pranks have been getting worse and worse." Ron said and took a seat on the couch across from Draco and Harry. Hermione followed suit, sitting next to Ron.

"Wait...what do you mean, Ron?" Draco asked.

"They're like you two. I can't get sleep anymore these days. My room's right next to theirs."

Hermione's face cringed up, "It's called incest Ronald. There is a name for it. Although this isn't as accepted a relationship as Harry and Draco's it's still a relationship, and this has happened before, otherwise it wouldn't have a name at all." Hermione had a point.

"It's still weird Hermione, even though there is a name for it. That doesn't explain why it happens." Ron said and his eye began twitching.

The feathers in the room were beginning to die down, and Dudley was forming back into his original state. When he landed on the floor he looked around the room cross-eyed for a moment then stated, "Okay, I'm officially scared of those two."

Everyone started laughing and Dudley felt like he'd just been run over by a truck.

"It's okay Dudley, they're as harmless as a alihotsy plant." said Molly, as she waved her wand and all the feathers around the room vanished into thin air.

"What's a...whatever you just said?" asked Dudley, and Molly was only too happy to reply.

"Oh, it's a plant only found in magical communities, if you eat it's leaves it causes hysteria." Dudley's face paled at the definition of the magic plant. Molly was afraid she had frightened the boy so she reassured him it was only if you eat the leaves and not touch them.

Harry was starting to wonder if Arthur was wise in bringing Dudley here in the first place. Well it was too late to bring him home now. Vernon and Petunia would definitely be suspicious of their sons sudden change of mind. Then they would know magic was used to get him here.

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"Oh that was a good one George."

"Yes indeed it was Fred."

"Lets try it again." the two said as they gave a high-five and went through their box of newest inventions.

"Let's give the headless hat a whirl, shall we, Fred?"

"Oh yes, lets George." they smiled at each other and disappeared downstairs with a crack.

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There was a crack next to Harry that startled him just a little bit, but it was only the twins working on their magic.

"Hey Harry, would you like to try our headless hat?" the two said and they both pulled out the hat the two of them were holding behind their backs.

"It won't make me go headless for real...will it?"

"Oh heavens no, just make it appear that way. Always fun at Halloween parties." the two said and placed the hat on Harry's head. Low and behold his head, along with the hat, had been made to look like he was actually headless.

Harry put his finger to his invisible head to indicate quiet, and he got up and walked behind the couch. He walked over to where Dudley was sitting on the floor, still getting over his canary incident. He poked Dudley on the shoulder to get him to turn around.

Dudley let out a series of screams that didn't stop until Harry fell to the floor pretending he was dead. Dudley screamed ever more and Molly was becoming furious with her boys.

"FRED, GEORGE!" Molly screamed through the house and they popped up behind her with a loud crack.

"What can we do ya for mum?" the two said together.

"Wait, if you two aren't doing that...HARRY!"Molly screamed even more and Harry sat bolt upright and looked around for who had called his name. "I'd expect this from my boys, but you?"

Harry took the headless hat off and looked at Dudley who had officially gone as pale as Nearly-Headless Nick. "Sorry Dudley, when the twins gave me the hat, I just couldn't resist. I'm sorry Mrs. Weasley, I'll leave this to Fred and George from now on." Harry smiled slightly when Molly rolled her eyes at the boy on the floor in front of her.

Draco smirked at his boyfriend lying on the floor and vivid ravishing fantasies arose within his teenage mind. Hermione knew what Draco was thinking about, she'd seen that face on him when he looked at Harry all too often more than not. Harry let a devilish smile dance across his face as he gave the hat back to the twins and they cracked out of sight once more.

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Harry and Draco had left the Malicious Malady of Molly's Wrath behind them in the lower portion of the house. They had gone up to the room that Molly had prepared for them to stay in together through the whole summer. Harry was just surprised she'd let them stay in there together, knowing their relationship with each other.

"I really think those two are going to overdue it with your muggle cousin, Harry. I haven't been around them as long as you have, but I can tell they're nothing but jokers." Draco was getting changed and ready to go to bed, he was dead tired and wasn't going to be going down to dinner. Harry didn't know why Draco had become tired all of a sudden, and it was still daylight outside, but Draco didn't seem to notice his odd behavior. Harry left his boyfriend to his thoughts and went down when he heard the dinner bell.

When Harry reached the table he was placed in his usual seat next to Ron and he looked at the meal in front of him. If he had to look forward to anything while he stayed here, it would always have to be Molly's meals. Draco didn't know what he was missing.

"Where's Draco, Harry-dear?" Molly said as she was setting the last of the plates down and sitting down herself.

"He told me he was dead tired and that he'd be going to bed early. I think there's something odd about his whole random personality change, I'll ask him about it when I go back up to get in the shower." Harry looked around the table and Fred and George made small gestures of nudging with the elbows with each other and then grabbed hands then stopped, then probably started fondling each other under the table.

"So you'll wake the moody bloke up just to ask him what's wrong and then take a shower? I don't think that's such a good idea. He's been moodier than usual lately and I don't think you should." Ron openly voiced his opinions while shoving a fork full of mashed potatoes into his mouth. Hermione snapped at him for having horrible manners, followed by the twins mocking her for being so proper.

"He won't be moody with me, even when he's in the worst of moods I purposely bother him into telling me what's wrong. Then he actually feels better in the morning." Harry's face turned red at the last remark, and there was a coughing noise heard from the end of the table. Dudley was choking on a piece of baked turkey.

"What do you mean he'll feel better in the morning, Potter?" Dudley choked out from behind his piled plate.

"Now Dudley, if I told you that, you'd NEVER be able to finish your dinner." Harry gave him a Malfoy-ish smirk, and Ron just started laughing recognizing the trademark smirk the two boys shared with each other when they're in those rare moods. Dudley almost turned a slight green in the face, but continued to focus on his food and he quickly went back to his normal color.

"Well!" said Arthur above the rest of the table, I think it's time we got to know our newer guest, Dudley. Dudley, my-boy, what kind of things do you muggle children like to do?"Arthur sat and waited for a reply from the food stuffed face.

"He likes to beat the pulp out of ten year old children around the neighborhood." Harry spoke up before Dudley had finished swallowing his food. Dudley just looked at his cousin through slitted eyes. Harry didn't flinch at the stare because he was so used to Draco's deathly pale glares of ice. Something was wrong with Draco and he was determined to figure out what.

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After a very uncomfortable dinner, Dudley was determined to do some exploring of his own. He'd gotten the quick tour of the house earlier by this girl named Ginny claiming to be an ex-girlfriend of Harry's. But she only did the main rooms of the house, he was curious enough to look through all the rooms that she didn't take him into.

He went up the stairs and the first room that caught his attention was the room to the immediate left of the landing. He opened the door briefly and looked into the room. He saw one of the twins, he couldn't tell which one, they were completely identical. But when he saw him turn into a slightly deformed...uh...some kind of animal, he quickly closed the door not wanting to have anything to do with the testing of their products. He'd finally got the full detail about Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, and he was determined to steer clear of those two and anything they touch.

The next door that caught his eye was the one at the farther end of the hall on the right by the next set of stairs that go up and around. He took a peek into that door and it was a bathroom connected to the room that was next to it. He opened the door a little more but he heard voices and running water and just decided to stay out in the hallway and eavesdrop on the conversation. It sounded oddly like his cousin and that Draco guy.

"What's the matter Dragon? You've been doing nothing but sulking around in the room since Dudley and myself got here." he heard Harry say.

"Just take off your pants, Harry, I'll be more comfortable looking at you that way." Draco said very quietly as a matter of fact.

"You'll be more comfortable talking to me with a boner? Somehow, Dragon, I find that hard to believe, that will just make you horny, if nothing else. I'm not taking off my pants until you tell me what the hell is up your arse besides me." Harry demanded with a stomp of his foot on the hard tiled floor.

Dudley didn't need to hear anymore of that conversation so he closed the door as quietly as he possibly could without disturbing the two inhabitants of the room. With his face turning a slight greenish color again, he went up the next set of stairs and got to the third floor. He looked around, Ginny had pretty much shown him all the rooms on this floor except for one, the one all the way at the end of the hall, and he was curious as hell.

He walked to the door and put his hand on the door knob, but then he heard something from behind the door he really didn't think was a friendly sound. It was a growl or something. There was a sign on the door that he failed to notice. The sign read, "Harry's Snake, do not enter without Harry." Harry had a snake? Now this was just getting weird. He never knew his cousin owned a snake.

"That's why we keep it here, it's not just any snake, it's a magical creature. Ever heard of a Basilisk?" Dudley turned around and was startled to see Ginny standing behind him.

"What the hell is a Basilisk? And where in the world did my dolt of a cousin get a snake in the first place?" Dudley looked like he was confused and angry at the same time.

"A Basilisk is a giant magical creature, more or less, a snake. It can grow up to 70 feet long and if you look it dead in the eyes it will not only petrify you, but kill you. Harry is the only one allowed in there. Draco too probably, but only Harry can tell it who's friend and who's foe. That's the answer to your first question. Second, he found an egg in the forest behind the school. He just thought it was a chicken egg of sorts because it was so small, but when it hatched, it was an evil looking horned snake. Harry spoke to it in Parselmouth and it recognized Harry as it's only parent figure. The serpent protects Harry with its life and when Harry goes back to school it follows him and lives in The Chamber Of Secrets, secretly looking after him. Anyway, I wouldn't go in there if I were you." with that, she walked off down the hall and around the corner and back down the stairs.

Dudley slowly backed away from the hissing door and went back down into the lower half of the house and collapsed onto the couch.

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"You'll be more comfortable talking to me with a boner? Somehow, Dragon, I find that hard to believe, that will just make you horny, if nothing else. I'm not taking off my pants until you tell me what the hell is up your arse besides me." Harry demanded with a stomp of his foot on the hard tiled floor.

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I would, because I'd be less pissed off about the subject." Draco eyed his lion up and down and then decided that Harry was taking way too long with his pants. Draco pulled down on the thin layer of black denim loosely hanging onto Harry's hips for dear life. "If you must know, I was attacked before I came here, and you'd never believe what happened."

"ATTACKED? By who?!!" Harry almost shrieked, but Draco covered his boyfriend's mouth with his own.

"A vampire. I think you can imagine the rest." Draco looked at Harry's neck and licked his lips.

"You're a vampire now? Oh how cool. I have a vampire for a boyfriend. So...what can you do? I never really payed attention to much in any class that talked about anything significant." Harry sat on the edge of the bath tub and looked up at Draco to start explaining.

"You know, you always make things seem so less extreme. I'm glad you still love me and aren't afraid of me. But the cool thing about being a vampire is that you get to move through walls, use wandless magic, change your appearance to whatever you'd like, a very slow aging process, and pain doesn't seem like that big a deal anymore." Draco moved over to sit on the edge of the bath tub with Harry. Harry was stark naked in front of him, but he wasn't, this felt unfair to his vampire senses. He quickly stripped and got into the shower with the warm running water. He held out his hand to Harry, "Shall we?" he said, "Don't want to get back into bed feeling skeevish now do we?" Draco smiled at Harry and Harry grabbed his hand and quickly fell into his Dragon's arms and they showered together.

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Ron was in the lower portion of the house with his twin brothers and watching them have a transfiguration fight. The two were very good at the subject and often had contests of who could come up with the most creative transfiguration.

"Here we are, try this on for size Fred." George pointed his wand at his twin and turned him into a thing that had the body of a sheep, the head of a goat, the tail feathers of a crow, and the feet of a horse. Then he pointed his wand again and transfigured him back.

"Not bad George, but how about this?" Fred pointed his wand at George and turned him into...basically the Jersey Devil. Head of a horse with horns, wings of a bat, body of a centaur, tail of a lizard, and arms of a dragon. Then turned him back.

"You guys are good okay? Geez, you don't have to keep putting on these shows, especially in front of a muggle who's obviously not enjoying this too much." Ron said.

"Well, he can leave, cause we're not going anywhere." the two said together, then Fred pointed his wand at George and turned him into a frog. George gave a loud ribbit and Fred couldn't help but laugh at his twin brother.

"What say you to going and inventing a new candy for our Skiving SnackBox, George? I've got the giddiest idea about something to do with frogs..." Fred trailed off and made a loud crack and disappeared from the room.

"Don't mind them, mate, they're always like that. They won't bother you anymore, least I hope not. Mum will have their heads if they test anything on you again." Ron said to Dudley who just gave an annoyed grunt. His face was in a pile of pillows and he wasn't paying attention to much.

It was getting late and Ron was getting tired. Dudley was getting tired as well. The two boys both got up and went into their respective rooms on the second floor, two floors up from the one they were on. The house had four floors, and Dudley was getting mildly tired of the stair.

The lower half was kind of like a basement, but all the family rooms were down there. The living room, the game room, there was a gigantic fire place, and then there was a spare bedroom for an over night guest. The floor about that, the first floor, had the kitchen another living room, another fire place and a bathroom. And the two floors above that were all either storage rooms or bedrooms and conjoining bathrooms.

The night wasn't as peaceful as Dudley had hoped it would have been. He heard noises coming not only from the twins' testing room, but his cousin's room as well. He really didn't want to have images of either, but they just kept popping into his head. He gave another annoyed sigh and squished his head between two pillows and tried to get some sleep.

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The Silver Wolf: I thought the whole Draco being a vampire thing would be an extra catch later on once the summer come to an end and the school year starts. Let me know what you think!!!