Chapter one

Mikan- I hate my best friend, Hotaru

Natsume- Ruka sucks! He spends too much time with his animals

Hotaru- My inventions are so crappy

Ruka- Mikan is way too stupid

Youichi- I hate Natsume onii-chan and creampuffs

Narumi- My pheromone alice is useless

Sumire- I hate my brother. He's so retarted, I mean, who has purple seaweed hair?!

Jinno- The S.A is my favorite of all classes!

Reo- Narumi is my idol forever!

Yuu- When I grow up, my girlfriend's going to be a crossdresser!