Why does Sherlock Holmes keep his tobacco in his Persian slipper?
"NO! Watson! Not here!"
"But, why? Here is the perfect place to put it!"
"NO! Watson! I say no!"
"Holmes! It is the best place to put it! Felicia could not reach it here!"
"She can climb up from the sofa, Watson, so don't put it there!"
"But Holmes!"
"Watson, listen to me, I am never wrong about furry little animals!"
"Then where will you hide it?"
(2 minutes later)
"I know a place!"
"Where?"
"Here!"
"In your Persian slipper!?"
"Yes! I use to wear it when I am in the Turkish bath, so pungent the smell that Felicia would never get near to it!"
"Holmes, seriously! It is animal cruelty!"
"I am sick of that cat! Always chewing up my tobacco! Everyday is the same! My morocco case empty of its content! Mrs. Hudson complaining of her cat acting extra-hyper every morning! Not even iron lock on my door can keep it out!"
"Holmes, wait till Mrs. Hudson knows about this!"
"So?"
"She will be after your blood!"
"Better than having a cat addicted to tobacco leaves, eh, Watson?"
