The three boys were in their dormitory just as the girls were, getting ready.
"So Jamesy, we know how much you love your little Lily darling, but what we don't know is how much Moony likes his little peaches and cream!"
"Peaches and Cream?" James asked looking through his underwear drawer for something clean. (An impossible task, by the way)
"Well…that's what her lip gloss tastes like…" Sirius mumbled as he slipped on a shoe and began to tie.
"You KISSED Rachel?!" Remus yelled frantically, shutting his book and pinning Sirius to the wall.
"At the dance in second year, well we were both a little out of it from our terrible dates so I kissed her, but it only lasted a couple of minutes…or so…it was a one time thing, Moon I swear!"
Remus cooled down a bit and let go of Sirius, but he could tell that his veins were still pulsing.
"So…" James sighed, trying to get them off the subject.
"And I don't even like her anymore Remus, so you can stop acting like an ass, alright?"
Remus didn't react to anything Sirius had to say so he just stood there, glaring.
"So, Padfoot…" James began again. "How much do you like that Alainie girl?"
Sirius sighed. "I like her a whole lot, Prongs, a whole shit load"
Remus and James snorted. Remus didn't feel up to correcting Sirius's grammar today.
"And that's more than your other…let's see…twenty-five girlfriends that you claimed to like, eh?" James replied slipping on his coat.
Sirius smirked. "Twenty-five and a half, my dear friend!"
Remus and James had their mouths open but closed them uncomfortably. They didn't want to know.
"And anyway, no…this is different…I feel, like…all weird around her…"
"Do you feel bubbly, sweaty, nauseas, and…" James couldn't think of the next word.
"Like, you're trying everything in your nature to not look like a fool?" Remus asked them as he slipped his jacket on also.
James looked over at the smiling faces, obviously thinking of their certain someone.
"Well men…I think we're in love"
