Why hello there, I'm back! And I'd just like to let you know that this is intended to be a humor story, and that the first chapter was a little more serious than I previously intended, and the next few chapters will be funnier. Also, I'd like to respond to a few reviews.

KaizokuSandi: Actually, I'm not really sure why Sesshoumaru is here either; maybe it's for the sake of crack, or for some other reason I'll have to develop in the future. And I think Light would be there to convert people to his religion of doom. And I think the people didn't notice they had friends because they were too preoccupied with making friends with/making enemies with the people in their groups already. Well… Yeah. Thanks for the review!

Dazed Dreamer: Wow, no one's ever called one of my stories 'interesting' before! My others were more… crack-ish. And I know, isn't Big Brother the greatest? I miss Dr. Will and Mike Boogie, though. Thanks for taking the time to review!

Yeah. You're both great. And you both think my story's 'interesting!' Sweet! Well, I won't bore you with my ranting anymore, so on to the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Inuyasha, Death Note, or Big Brother. If I did, you bet there'd be man-sex. …You didn't need to hear that.

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The Big Brother hostess stood in her normal room in front of the Big Brother House, the TV screen she used to communicate with the houseguests behind her. She smiled that friendly smile of hers, and spoke to the audience.

"Hello viewers, I'm Julie Chen. Last time on Big Brother Anime Edition, we revealed that four of our houseguests will be living with their worst enemies, who were watching them since they came into the house. Before they meet up, it's time to check in on the four houseguests."

With the four 'mysterious' houseguests…

The four guests sat on the couch in front of the TV screen, still staring at the people sitting in front of the larger TV. The screen switched to a different houseguest every minute or so.

"Having Mello here… It's going to be a pain," said the boy with snow white hair. He played with a strand of it passively.

"So that's yours, Near?" the boy with dark blue hair said. Saying the boy's name implied that the four had gotten their introductions over already.

"Yeah," Near said. "We grew up in the same orphanage. He's always so preoccupied with being better than me… So, Sasuke, who're you stuck here with?"

Sasuke stayed silent for a moment or two, but spoke up when the grinning blonde, Naruto, popped up on the screen. "That's mine, the blonde idiot. Naruto. He's such a loser, trying to beat me at everything. I know how you feel, Near." he said, scowling. "And who're you here with, Takada?" he asked the brown haired woman.

"Ah, that Misa bitch," she said, the camera scrolling to Misa, still clinging to Raito. "She thinks Raito-kun likes her better than me?" she growled. "Ha! You're dead wrong."

"Raito Yagami…" Near said to himself, letting go of the strand of hair he was playing with, the milky white hair bouncing back to join the rest of his hair. He smirked. "You're here too, eh? And with Misa… Perfect."

The four sat in silence, watching the ten houseguests, when Inuyasha popped on screen, making the long, white haired man narrow his eyes.

Near must have noticed this, because he said to the man, "Is that yours, Sesshoumaru? You look alike…"

Sesshoumaru merely growled, and said, "My little brother…"

"Ah," Near said.

"Brothers are a pain," Sasuke agreed, thinking of his older brother, Itachi. He was relieved that Itachi wasn't there.

Back with the other ten houseguests…

After the initial shock of hearing they'd be living with their worst enemies, Julie came back on screen. "Well, as much as we'd like to let you meet up with your enemies, it's time for the first Head of Household competition," Julie said with a smile.

Everyone called their attention back to Julie, trying to shake the feeling of dread from their systems.

"Everyone, please go to the back yard for the first competition," she said, screen turning off when she finished speaking.

The ten guests got up from their seats, the friends pairing together to chat with each other. They stepped outside, and their chatter was stopped as they looked on at the back yard. There were five large mushrooms, each with a stump placed in front of it, and the rest of the backyard was decorated to look like a swamp. Another TV screen switched on, the Asian host of Big Brother smiling at them.

"Hello houseguests, and welcome to the first HoH competition of the summer. First, I'd like to ask you all to pair up and stand behind a mushroom," she said.

Almost immediately, the friends from before paired up. Naruto and Sakura, Asuka and Juudai, Yugi and Anzu, and Raito and Misa. That only left Inuyasha and Mello, so they paired up with each other. Everyone stood behind a mushroom of their choosing.

Julie spoke again. "All right, now that we're all paired up, I'd like to ask one person from each group to have a seat on a mushroom, and the other person to sit on a stump."

So, everyone took their places. Naruto, Asuka, Yugi, Raito, and Mello sat on the mushrooms, and the rest of the group sat on the stumps in front of their partners.

"Tonight's game is called 'Mushroom Madness,' and here's how it works," Julie said. "The houseguests on the stumps will be asked a series of true or false questions about their fellow housemates, and each wrong answer will make their partner's mushroom spin faster. The team who stays on their mushroom the longest wins."

"Wait, they'll do what now?" Naruto said from atop his mushroom.

"I need everyone to kneel on their mushrooms," Julie said.

Once everyone was kneeling, the mushrooms started spinning slowly, not fast enough to throw anyone off yet.

"Please use the large playing cards in front of you to answer either true or false," Julie said. "Here's the first question. More than four of you said that you'd abandon your best friend to be with the one you love. True or false?"

Sakura, Juudai, and Anzu each put the card with a large F on it onto the stand next to them. Misa and Inuyasha put the T card up.

"The correct answer is false. Only two of you answered like that," Julie said. "Raito, Mello, your mushrooms will spin faster."

Diary Room-Misa

"I was one of those two," she said to the camera. "I'd give up anything to be with my Raito-kun!"

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With that being said, everyone reset their cards and Raito and Mello's mushrooms spun faster. Still not enough to throw them off, but if their partners kept it up, they might end up on the ground below them.

Diary Room-Mello

"Ugh, sitting like that… Torture!" Mello said to the camera. "Tight pants plus kneeling on a spinning mushroom… Not a good feeling, I'll give you that."

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"Next question," Julie said. "True or false? More than two of you said that you'd eat your preferred food all the time, regardless of whether or not it's bad for your health."

Sakura, Juudai, and Inuyasha put up the T cards, while Anzu and Misa put up the F cards.

"The correct answer is… True," Julie said. "Three of you said that you'd rather enjoy your favorite food every day than eat foods that were better for you."

Diary Room-Naruto

"Well, of course I'd eat my favorite food every day! I already do!" Naruto said. "I mean, come on! Who doesn't like ramen?"

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"Yugi, Raito, your mushrooms are going to spin faster," Julie said.

"Oops! Sorry, Raito-kun!" Misa said to Raito, who was on the fastest spinning mushroom so far.

"Next question," Julie said. "True or false? More than three of you have denied to someone that they dye their hair."

This time, everyone put up the T card.

"Looks like you all got it right," Julie said. "Four of you said that they've denied to someone that they dye their hair. For the record, no one in the house does."

Diary Room-Sakura

"What? Pink can't be a natural hair color?" she said. "I mean, it's not like I have dog ears or anything!

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All of a sudden, some kind of mud, or dirt, or something shot out behind the people on the stumps, covering the people on the mushrooms. They each let out a loud yelp, although some of them shut their mouths as tight as they'd go, trying to avoid getting the substance in their mouths.

"Gah-!" Naruto yelped. He was so surprised that he lost his grip on the edge of the mushroom, sliding off into the dirt below.

"Aah! You idiot, Naruto!" Sakura said.

"Sakura, Naruto, you have been eliminated from the first HoH competition," Julie said. "Please step aside."

Sakura and Naruto walked to the sidelines, Sakura glaring behind herself at Naruto, Naruto sheepishly walking a few steps behind her, wiping some of the mud off of himself.

Meanwhile, with the four other houseguests…

Sasuke smirked to himself, satisfied with seeing Naruto covered in mud and out of the competition.

"Heh, loser," he said.

Near merely kept playing with a strand of his hair, attention fixed on Mello, whose eyes and mouth were equally wide after getting sprayed. Takada and Sesshoumaru were secretly confirming to themselves that they wished their enemies were on the mushrooms.

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"Two down, eight left. Who will win the first Head of Household competition?" Julie said. "True or false? More than half of you said that they'd have no problem spreading a malicious rumor about someone."

Juudai and Anzu answered false, while Misa and Inuyasha answered true.

"The answer is true," Julie said. "More than half of you would have no problem spreading a malicious rumor about someone. Asuka, Yugi, your mushrooms will now spin faster."

Now, Yugi was spinning as fast as Raito, and Asuka and Mello were spinning slower, but at the same speed as each other.

"Gah!" Yugi said, struggling to hang on.

"Hang in there, Yugi!" Anzu said to him, but to no avail. Yugi's hands, slippery from the mud, were unable to hang on any longer, so he slid off.

"Yugi, Anzu, you have been eliminated form this competition," Julie said.

"Sorry, Anzu," Yugi said, standing up and brushing himself off.

"That's okay Yugi; we'll get 'em next time!" Anzu said, walking off to join Sakura and Naruto on the sidelines with Yugi.

"Only six of you remain," Julie said. "There are no more questions, but your mushrooms will continue to spin faster. This is now a test of endurance. Good luck."

As soon as Julie finished talking, a large burst of powder shot out at the remaining players, shocking them. Mello was so surprised that he let go of his mushroom, and he toppled off of it, falling face-first into the dirt below.

With the four houseguests…

Near couldn't help but smirk a bit as Mello fell off of the mushroom. Beside him, Takada was cheering.

"Come on, Raito-kun, you can win this!" she said, completely disregarding Misa.

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"Mello, Inuyasha, you have been eliminated from the game. Please join the others on the sidelines," Julie said.

Mello just laid face down for a few more seconds, then pushed himself up, glaring as he walked with Inuyasha to the sides, Inuyasha glaring back.

Diary Room-Mello

"Aaargh!" Mello yelled. "I hope Near didn't see that! I can't believe I lost that!"

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The mushrooms sped up even more, both Raito and Asuka struggling to stay on. They sat on the mushrooms, covered in powder and mud, the powder sticking more on the areas they were sprayed with mud. Then, Raito just let go, sliding off his mushroom and sitting on the dirt below him.

With the four other guests…

"Whaaat?" Takada said. "How could he throw the competition like that? He had it! He was right there!" she said.

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Diary Room-Raito

"I really had no desire to win this," he said. "At least, not yet, anyway."

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"Raito, Misa, you have been eliminated from the competition," Julie said. "Which means that the only ones left are Asuka and Juudai."

Raito got up and brushed himself off, Misa hurrying to his side.

"Raito-kun, are you okay?" she said, clinging to his arm.

"Yes Misa, I'm fine," he said back, walking to join the others.

Asuka got off of her mushroom and walked in front of it. Juudai got up from his stump.

"Yeah! We did it!" Asuka said.

"All right! We rule!" Juudai said.

"All right Asuka, Juudai," Julie said. "Since there are two of you, and only one Head of Household, the four houseguests that didn't participate in the competition will be choosing which of you to give the Head of Household position to."

Jaden spoke up to the houseguests he couldn't see. "Please, guys, if you're listening, give it to Asuka. She was the one that had to sit on the mushroom all this time, she deserves it."

"But, Juudai-" Asuka started, but she was cut off by Juudai.

"No, Asuka, you really deserve it. I mean, look at you!" he said, gesturing to Asuka. She was covered from head to toe in the white powder, and the right half of her body was covered with mud. Her dirty blonde hair, normally kept tidy and hanging below her shoulders, was now powdery, sticky, and disheveled. "You really worked for this, so you should be the one to get it, not me."

"Touching," Julie said, popping up on the screen behind them, surprising them. "But it's all up to the four other house guests now. I'll be right back with their decision."

And with that, the TV clicked off, leaving the ten houseguests wondering if the four other houseguests would take Juudai's suggestion and make Asuka Head of Household.

Meanwhile, with the four others…

The TV screen switched off of the HoH competition, and Julie was now on the screen in front of Near, Sasuke, Sesshoumaru, and Takada.

"Well, houseguests, you heard me," she said. "You get to decide who will become the first Head of Household. Asuka or Juudai."

The four whispered between them for a few moments, and then Sasuke turned to Julie. "We choose Asuka. She had to sit on the mushroom all that time, she deserves it," he said.

"Then that settles it," Julie said. The TV switched off her, and back to the backyard.

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The screen in the backyard clicked on, Julie popping up on the screen again.

"Houseguests, I have the results," she said. "The first Head of Household of Big Brother Anime Edition is…"

Everyone listened eagerly to Julie, wondering who'd be calling the shots for the next week.

"Asuka Tenjoin."

Mostly everyone gathered around her and congratulated her, sharing hugs and words of praise. The screen switched from the houseguests to Julie, in her room in front of the house.

"Well, there you have it," she said. "The first HoH has been chosen, and emotions are sure to reach their peaks when our houseguests meet up with their enemies next show. But first, let's introduce you to out next interesting twist," she said, smiling.

The TV behind her switched on to reveal Naruto, grinning widely in the Diary Room, arms stretched over the back of the couch, legs crossed.

"Hello guys, I'm here to let you know my role in this house," he said, smirking. "I'm gonna be Fanfiction's player. This means you tell me what to do. Anything from who to get voted out to who to crawl into bed with."

The screen switched back to Julie. "That's right," she said. "You, Fanfiction, get to decide how Naruto will win- or lose –this game. Starting next week, you'll get to decide what Naruto does in this game, and for each task he completes, he'll get ten thousand dollars. How will this twist affect the players? How will our houseguests react to finally meeting their worst enemies face to face? And who will be nominated for eviction? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next exciting episode of… Big Brother, Anime Edition."

And with that, the screen went blank.

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Woah… This took me over five hours, at the least. How do you like this turn of events? And about the Fanfiction's player thing… Well, it'll be explained in more detail next chapter. Hope you enjoyed it! Bye!