Hi everyone! here's chapter two hope you enjoy.
DISCLAIMER:I do not own the Harry Potter series nor the plot to Cruel Intentions. Anything you recognize is not mine, but the plot is.
Sirius' P.o.V
There she was. Surrounded by none of her friends this was the perfect time. Under the willow tree she was intently drawing a sketch of the lake. I thought over the plan a million times, changing it every so often. There was no chance at me getting anywhere if I approach her the I do any other skirt. I had to become friends with her, get her to trust me, then move in for the kill. It might take me a while but i' m prepared. I began walking toward her and it seemed she felt my presence.
Chris' P.o.V
Someone is staring at me. Whoever they are their burning holes into the side of my skull. Usually, I get very annoyed when people stare, but for some reason I don't mind this person. I've been stopped my drawing and focused on the mystery person. They were walking towards me. I looked up and guess who I saw? Sirius Black. Lovely. I decided he wasn't worth caring about and went back to my sketch. He stopped by the tree and said nothing. I continued on. He bent down over my shoulder. Oddly I didn't mind.
"Nice picture."
"Thanks."
He sat down next to me. "I'm Sirius."
Without looking up I answered. "I know who you are."
I glanced up at him. He was smirking. "I don't know who you are."
I said nothing and continued to ignore him.
"Aren't you going to be polite and introduce yourself ?" Oh joy. I know what he's doing. I've now become the object of his interest. He does this to every girl he wants to get in his bed. I know full well he knows my name. Well Black sorry to tell you but it's not about to happen.
"You and I both know that you know my name, and why, pray tell, would I want to be polite to you?"
That amusing glint is in his eyes. This means trouble. For me anyway.
"Well, that's usually what you do when someone tells you their name, or don't you know?
"Yes, I am aware of that but as you are the type of person that I wish not to associate with i'm afraid I won't be using manners."
Well, well someone's being rather bitchy aren't we?"
He's really starting to annoy me now Why can't he just take the hint and go away?
"Yes I am a bitch, and why are you even talking to me? Won't you go and find one of the sluts and mess with them, I'm sure they'll find your useless conversation enlightening."
He ignored this comment. "I want to talk to you."
"And you've been doing what for the passed minute?" Again he ignored.
"Why don't you have sex?" At least he wasn't asking me for sex.
"Because I feel that you shouldn't have sex until you are in love with someone and that you should have more respect for ones self as to not give away ones virginity just for the sake of losing it, but because for that person you feel intense love and trust and you feel that that person is the only one you want to be with."
He was quiet for a few minutes. "Well rehearsed, didn't stumble once." Rehearsed? He did not just say that. Now I'm pissed. No one calls me fake and gets away with it. I thew down my pad and shot up. I gave him my best glare. "I very well did not make that up, I would not lie about such things! How you cou-"
"I find it hard to believe how you can discriminate against something you have never tried." He spoke in a tone as if he had not heard the anger in my voice. Where in the bloody hell does he get this rubbish? Discriminating against it? What a laugh.
"No one is bloody discriminating anything! Do you see me trying to force my opinion on everyone?! And you of all people trying to teach me your morals on the most ridiculous piece of waffle I have ever heard! Your the male equivalent of Deena, i' m surprised I don't catch something by just being near you! And if anyone is going to teach me morals on sex it won't be from someone who shags everything that walks!" I picked up my pad and stormed towards the castle. As I walked I could hear people clapping for me telling Black off. I was to pissed to give a damn.
4:00 in the morning
Lily's P.o.V
I keep hearing this infernal tapping near my head. I won't stop. I wish it would stop. I want to sleep. So badly. I put my head under my pillow. It blocked out the sound. Bliss.
"SOMEONE OPEN THAT BLOODY WINDOW TO SHUT THAT OWL UP!" our last roommate Marideth shouted. Bliss is short. I grudgingly get out of bed to get the window as to not have another outburst. This letter had better be worth it. Once I open the window I attempt to get back in bed however the snowy owl lands on pillow. Who would be writing to me at this time?
Dear Lilykins,
Good morning love. I hope you slept well. My dreams were filled with you. I have been up
for quite some time and I thought that I might wake you up to one of my heart felt letters.
I know that in the past we have not gotten on well and that usually any anytime we encounter
one another it ends in a fight and injuries on my part. I wish for this to change and for us to be
as in love with each other as I am with you. I have contemplated our relationship and I have
found the problem. It's you. We don't communicate anymore. All we ever do is argue and I for
one am tired of it. We have to much sexual tension between us. We need to relieve it. I think I
have a solution to our problems. Maybe if we start all over again? Well then since we are. I have a
question for you. Lilykins dear, object of my affections, my love that burns with the intensity of a
thousand suns will you go out with me? You don't have to answer until break-fest.
James
Love your hot muscular boyfriend who you'd
be a fool to say no to, i' m desperate baby please,
Potter. He sends me a letter at 4am in the morning that doesn't make any sense until the ending when he's just asked me out. He was even nice enough to give me until break-fest to reply. I think I' m going to reply now and go visit him.
James P.o.V
Lily's mad, I know she is. Sending her a letter a 4 was stupid, I know, but I can't help myself when it comes to Lily. Its like I have to be a complete idiot towards her. I like seeing her mad that's why. She's so cute. Experience has told me that Lily isn't a morning person. Her temper will amplify by ten. Man, have I screwed up. Just then an owl came through the window. It dropped a letter on my bed and flew out. It was was bright red. It was a howler, no doubt from Lily. This isn't good. I knew she was going to be mad, but this is a bit much. She going to wake the whole bloody tower! I thought of my options. Either way that baby was going to be heard. I could chuck it out the window, or put a silencing charm around it. Or I could just open it straight away. It started smoking, I only had ten seconds. Then it came to me. Not only would I hear it, but I'd get some amusement out of it too. As fast as I could I tip-toed to Padfoot's bed. I slipped it under his pillow and ran for the hills to my bed. Just as my head hit the pillow it went off. Four different things happened at once. Pads made a sound between a shriek and a howl, jumped out of his bed and dove under mine. Remus shot up, stood on top of bed wand in hand, and looked wildly around the room for the disturbance. Peter who sat up so fast toppled out of his bed. I fell on my ass and died from laughter. Classic.
"JAMES ISSAC POTTER WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? ARE YOU THE MOST STUPIDEST GIT THEY COULD MAKE? YOU WOKE ME UP AT 4 BLOODY AM TO ASK ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU, ARE YOU MAD?! YOU HAD BEST NOT BE IN YOUR DORM WHEN I GET THERE OR SO HELP ME MERLIN I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE SIX FEET UNDER WITH YOUR MANHOOD SHOVED SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PERFORM AUTO-FELLATIO ON YOURSELF!!!!"
That last part temporally stopped my laughing, however when I looked at Sirius under my bed I cracked up again. The only part of him you could was his eyes which where currently narrowed into slits giving me a death glare and I think he was growling at me. Remus finally realizing it was a howler just shook his head and got back in bed. Peter was still on the floor looking confused. "James, what the hell did you do to Lily?"
I had finally recovered from my laughing fit, tears in my eyes. " I sent her a letter this morning asking her if she wanted to go out with me."
"Why?"
"Because love makes you do stupid things."
"Your an idiot, Prongs, you know that?"
"Yeah Moony I know."
I hopped on my bed and heard Sirius yelp. I went over the edge of the bed to look at him. " Hey Pads plan on getting back to your bed? Every thing's done I promise." He took a swing at me and I dodged. Finally after Remus assures Sirius that it's safe to come out, he sits on my bed and looks at me murderously and doesn't say a word. We all sit around talking when our door is flung open. There, clad only in a skimpy tank-top shorts and bunny slippers stood a very angry Lily Evans. She looked absolutely radiating in my opinion.
"You"
Did I mention she is very scary when she's angry? If you didn't know, she is. Fear took over my body. I find that my punishment is ten times worse when she's whispering at me instead of yelling.
"H-hey Lily w-what brings you here?" my voice is high right now.
"Oh, I think you know."
"Really? c-cause I don't remember." I looked over at my friends for help. Remus just gave me a pitying look while Sirius had a grim smile on this face What kind of friends are these?
She stopped right in front of me. "Well then I'll make you remember!" The last thing I remember is my screams of pain and Sirius' manic cackling.
In the Great Hall
Chris' P.o.V
"I like Remus."
Lils and I looked up. We weren't expecting that. We had just finished talking about our Potions homework. Talk about random. But hey, that's Charlie.
"Since when?" Charlie looked like she was dreaming. She's very odd.
"Oh its been there awhile, however I just confirmed it to be a liking and not a crush. He's just so cute when he's shy, with his beet red face and how he looks at his feet. I just want to eat him up."
Lil and I look at each other.
"Okay Char, so do you want us to hook you guys up?"
She didn't answer. She was staring off in space again.
"Char? Char... Charlie!"
"No you don't have to, i' m going to ask him out myself." She always does that. Weird.
"Really? When?"
"Now."
"Now?"
"Now."
"So when you say now yo-"
"REMUS!" The whole school population looked at her. Lil and I looked at each other suspiciously. She wouldn't do what I think she would. Would she? "Charlie" Lily said slowly "tell me your not going to do what I think your going to do."
"When I said I was going to ask him out what did you think I meant?" looking at us as if this was the most obvious thing in the world.
''REMUS!" He had his fork half way up to his open mouth. He looked flushed but he wasn't blushing yet. Poor guy, she was about to humiliate him in front of the whole school.
"Yes?" he said rather meekly.
"WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?" He looked as if You-Know-Who was standing next to him. Potter who was drinking from his goblet spit it out all over Black's face an fell to the floor laughing. Black, who was right beside Potter on the floor, didn't seem to notice. All around the Hall there were shrieks of laughter and whispering. I even saw McGonagall cracking up. This was going to be the gossip story of the year.
''WELL?" she didn't seem to notice what was going on around her. "Go on mate, she's expecting you to answer you know" said a laughing Black, tears streaming from his eyes. "Yeah, go on then." Potter said from the floor. Remus was beat red and trying to make himself as small as possible. Man, i' d hate to be him right now.
"Um, sure" he said in the smallest voice possible.
"Alright then. CARRY ON!" and with that she sat back down.
Down the row you could hear Black and Potter still laughing
"Couldn't pay for this stuff I tell you. Classic."
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P.S I'll write the story so that it fits book 7.
