xX Your Resident Lesbian Xx
A/N: Ello! This chapter will be Neji's offer for a night out. Once again i do not have anything against Lesbians!
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Chapter Two: Neji and lesbians don't mix.
Disclaimer: If i really owned Naruto I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. Nor would i be a teenage girl but rather a Japanese man.
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"Naruto-baka! What the hell!" Once again this peaceful morning was ruined by our four favorite boys. It was too early for Naruto's antics. It being only 1:00 P.M. Neji had some time to kill. So why not hang around our little Emo king? Today Shika just had to bring her. Temari had to be the biggest bitch throught Japan(Sorry Temari fans!). Why was Shika dating her? 'She's not troublesome' he would say.
How the hell is she not troublesome? Whatever... She had blond hair tied in four wicked pony tails, a black mini-mini skirt, a white shirt that said 'What ya want biotch?' in olive green letters. Her eye shadow was a dark green that was complimented with olive green liner. Her lips were a pale orange and she wore combat boots. She was a little scary when pissed off and doesn't like kids much.
"Shika-kun! Can we please go?" Shika new that when Temari used please it meant she was pissed, tired and wanted to leave. He nodded and led Temari out of the apartment complex and left. And so the usual 'teme' and 'dobe' was tossed around by the emo king and the ramen lover.
"Don't call me Dobe, teme!"
"Don't call me a teme, dobe."
"Don't call be dobe you homeless hobo!"
"Hobo?"
"Yeah you homeless hobo homosexual!"
"Shut up dobe!"
"SHUT UP NEJI'S MAKING HIS MOVE!"
Apparently the author made a small time skip and- "Stick to the scritp you damned author!" "-sigh- fine!"
Apparently their discussion (cough argument cough) wasted a few hours. Sasuke shoved Naruto out of the way and sighed. Neji attempted to look as gay as possible(Explanation at end) and miserably failed. His hair was spiky well somewhat. He put on black eye liner, black skinny-skinny jeans, a tight black baby-tee, and chains hanging everywhere. All in all he looked like a total mess.
'So he's going to pretend to be gay and get a date with her... My plan is so much better'
'Dude! Is that Hyuuga?'
'The hell!? I thought i got rid of you...'
'Nope sorry. So anyways who's that fine piece of meat?'
'Sakura Haruno'
'Even her name sounds hot!' (God this is so hard to freaking type!)
'She's a lesbian'
'WHAT!? Damnit...'
Sasuke watched in amusement as Sakura opened the door three inches before trying to close it. So Neji scared her too?
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"Erm.. Neji? Aren't you- Why are you dressed like that?"
'Okay so i failed at looking gay... i can still act like it right?' Neji placed his hand on his hip rather oddly and clicked his tongue. "C'mon sweetie you need some new clothes." His voice was girly and high pitched. Sakura placed her hands over her now bleeding ears. Sakura's right eye twitched. 'Where did Neji get those clothes?' Her emerald eyes flashed in annoyance before she smiled a little.
"Erm.. Neji i don't really think tha'd be a good idea. And um next time you visit me please don't put on make-up." Her last sentence came out as a squeak and she managed to successfully close the door. Defeated, Neji walked past the window flipping the two laughing male's off. No money for Neji! Naruto started giggling like a drunken German (I'm German and freak callers out with my giggle!) and grabbed some smarties.
"S-Sasuke-teme! We have to call everyone up!" Naruto grabbed him iRamen and punched in two phone numbers being able to call two people at the same time. Cool huh?
Shika
Neji
Naruto
Sasuke
'Shika! Since Neji failed miserably who wants to go next?'
'No way. Not me! It's too troublesome.'
'I didn't fail miserably. I just failed.'
'Please Neji you looked like a homeless gay!'
'I say Uchiha's next.'
'I agree...'
'Do i get any say in this?'
All: NO!
So it was agreed. In one week Sasuke Uchiha would ask Sakura Haruno out. It was then he realised that he'd need to buy things for his 'date' to work.
Then something accoured to him. He'd have to shop for clothes in the girls' section.
Oh the horror.
A/N: Muhahahaha. I made it short and i didn't feel like giving Shika and Naruto a chance of gettin' Sak. Neji failed miserably and Sasuke must buy girls' clothes. I want you all to know that i'll be changing my pen name to Princess Gothica Vampira! Yay! It's like 12:46 A.M. and i'm tired as hell. Just for an extra laugh here's a recent convo between me and pizza guys.
Me: Hello? Is this Pizza Guys?
P.G: Yes.
Me: Are you male?
P.G: Ye-
Me: I LOVE YOU LET'S SMEX SOME PIZZAS!
P.G: Click.
