When Harry woke up he wanted to: play with the snitch, jump rope, sing Christmas carols, dance the polka, (don't know where that one came from) all to which Ron said NO.
"But," said Ron," you can go outside"
"Really, Ronny?" Harry asked.
"Really" Ron replied with a slight wince at the nickname, "Harry, please call me Ron"
"Alright, Lets go now" Harry replied quickly.
Ron replied, "Wait until Hermione wakes up."
So, Harry proceeded to shake Hermione until she woke up. When she did she punched Harry in the face, giving him a bloody nose.
"Hermione, that wasn't very nice!!" Ron stated, "Do you want to go outside with Harry?"
"Call me HERMY" (she spelled it for Ron), "And not without a cookie."
"No Cookie… Hermy" Ron said, terrified of what might happen if she had one.
"I WANT A COOKIE" she stated firmly.
"No Cookie"
"Yes"
"No"
(This continued until Harry threw another tantrum involving avocados and turkey stuffing)
As they went outside Hermione ran to the lake and started making mud pies in the lake and Harry started to run to the whomping willow.
Ron quickly ran after him and when he caught Harry he asked, "Were you trying to get yourself killed?"
"I just wanted to climb it," Harry sniffed as he stuck out his bottom lip.
Ron almost died laughing, "Climb… the whomping …willow!!"
Harry nodded confused, "Don't laugh at me! That's not nice to do, Dr. Phil said so!"
I wasn't laughing at you. Harry, I was laughing at you trying to climb the whomping willow," Ron confirmed.
"Oh… Why?" Harry asked confused.
"The whomping willow kills people by… you know… whomping them"
"Can we try it on Hermione?" Harry asked.
"I'm afraid not, Harry," Ron replied smiling.
He felt so strange hearing Harry talk bad about Hermione like he did in their first year, but he couldn't help but agree.
As the 3 of them went inside, they saw Dobby and Ron recruited his help. Dobby was more than willing, he still felt bad about the egg thing.
The second they were in the common room Hermione found a Bludger bat and was chasing poor Dobby around with it. Ron was trying to wrestle Harry to the ground to make him stop destroying his fireboat by hitting it on the ground in an attempt to kill the ants.
Dobby was screaming, "MASTER, HOW HAS DOBBY ANGERED YOU?" as Hermione was standing over him holding the bat on the side of his head and it looked like she was trying to do a golf swing.
Hermione just stood there laughing at him until Ron took the bat from her. She pulled the fork out from lunch and tried to stab Ron with it.
"STOP THIS INSANITY AT ONE BEFORE I EXPELL ALL OF YOU AND SENT DOBBY BACK TO THE MALFOYS!!" shouted Professor McGonagall as she entered the room.
