Okay! So, I want to start the questions soon, but first, I don't own Gone or anyof the incredibly amazing characters. Please excuse me while I have my emotional breakdown.

Dear Gaiaphage:

1) So what the hell are you exactly?

That is to remain a mystery.

2) When did you decide that you wanted to take over the entire human race?
Since I first appeared in the mine shaft.

3) What made you want to take over the planet? Was it a bad childhood
experience?

No.

4) What's your favourite colour?
I don't see in color…

5) Why use a coyote as your slave? Surely an influential business man would be
better?

In case you didn't know, there are no adults left, much less businessmen.

6) More still, how do you exist?

What kind of a question is that?

7) Do you like cake?

No.

8) Wouldn't cake be a better food than radioactive stuff?
No.

9) I reckon it would taste better too...
You're annoying.

10) Long story short, why didn't you just ask the children of the FAYZ to
bring you cake?

I DON'T LIKE CAKE. END OF STORY.

11) Do you like puppies?

I like coyotes.

I also have some questions for Drake,

Dear Drake,

1) Do you watch next top model? You should. All the models are very vicious.
Hell no! First off, there's no TV. Second, it's a stupid show.

2) Are you secretly in love with Caine?
OH, GOD NO.

3) When did you realise that you were in love with Caine?
I don't know what part of this you're not processing! I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH CAINE!
4) What kind of creepy, psychopathic love fantasies do you have about Caine?
*Drake storms out to hunt down the freakazoid who is asking him these questions to make them die a long, slow, painful death.*

SPOILER ALERT, DO NOT READ THE NEXT ONE IF YOU HAVE NOT READ PLAGUE!

Caine, are you secretly gay?

Caine: What? No! You…you know what I did with Diana, right?

Diana: **slaps Caine** Shut up.