Chapter 2
Zetsu
Keep poking him
Shout 'Stop talking to yourself!'
When he claims he's talking to you say 'What did I just say?'
Chase him with a weed hacker
Water him every ten minutes
Convince Kakuzu that Zetsu is a cheaper Christmas tree
Ask how does he put his shirt on
Buy a Venus fly trap and say to Zetsu 'I got you a date!'
Zetsu: What the hell!
You: Stop talking to yourself!
Zetsu: Grr!
Tobi
Say that his mask looks like lollipop every ten minutes
Make him jump every chance you get.
Say to him that Zetsu hates him.
Keep saying that Tobi is not a good boy.
Pull down his trousers every time you are in a group of people.
Take his mask and run like hell.
Keep repeating strange numbers.
Keep tickling him when he says 'Tobi is a good boy'
Tobi: But…Tobi is a good boy
You: (Start tickling him)
Tobi: NO! (Laughs)
Pein
Replace all his piercing with flower diamonds.
Every time the Akatsuki are in a group meeting randomly shout 'I Object!'
Start throwing kunai at his eyes saying they look like targets.
Cut off a big strand of his hair, then run.
Laugh at every serious thing he says.
When he finishes a sentence say dum, Dum, DUM!
Stick a magnet under the table, and watch him slam his face on it.
Ask why Konan isn't pregnant yet.
In meetings start playing full blast, 'Follow the leader'
Pein: Well this is…
You: (Cut off a strand of his hair then runs)
Pein: stupid…
Konan
Burn her Origami in front of her
Steal her cloak
Ask why she is the only girl every half an hour.
Use her paper to draw pictures of her and Pein making out.
Then hang around the whole base.
Set a swarm of bees on her flower in her hair.
Dye her hair pink.
Konan: GET THEM OFF OF ME!
You: (Evil laughter as you watch the bees chase Konan)
Sasuke
Call him either duck butt, chicken ass or cockatoo
Ask him how many times he screws Karin
Dye all your hair pink, then dress up and act like Sakura and ask if it annoys him
if he says yes, continue doing it
if he says no, make a clone, dress it up like Naruto, and repeat
ask him if he's gay.
Say to him you think Itachi is much hotter.
Draw funny pictures all around his curse mark.
Play the 'Emo song' to him every time he acts Emo. (Which is always)
Switch his clothes with pink clothes.
Ask why he has a ping pong bat picture on his back
Poke him repeatedly and when he turns to you shout 'HI SASUKE!'
Say 'what' after every sentence.
Ask why he wanted to kill Itachi. Pause for a moment then ask again.
Buy a chicken and name it Sasuke.
Hug him continuously
When he doesn't hug back punch him in the face.
Buy a ping pong bat, and say 'look Sasuke, I'm an Uchiha!'
Sasuke: You freaks!
You: I'm not a freak! I'm an Uchiha! (Holds up ping pong bat) Chicken ass!
Sasuke: GRRR!
Orochimaru
Buy him a Mongoose
Play Michael Jackson songs every time he walks by.
Plat his hair
Use his tongue as a jump rope
Evil laugh every time he says something.
Ignore him.
Paint on all his shirts 'I love Sasuke!'
Convince Kabuto that Orochimaru loves him.
Laugh at him.
Orochimaru: Strange…
You: (Plays Thriller)
Orochimaru: WOULD YOU STOP DOING THAT!
You: no!
Me hopes you like this chapter. Please no flames. Nice reviews are welcome.
