DISCLAIMER! I DON`T OWN HARRY POTTER! I WRITE THE SIRIUS, DAPHNE, AND LILY. My FRIEND DARA WRITES THE PETER AND JAMES AND HIS FAMILY , MY FRIEND ELOISE WRITES THE MOONY!
It was a "peaceful" Sunday evening and Padfoot was pacing in his room, waiting for his guests.
When all of the sudden...
James Potter, the dashing, daring noble knight of justice burst through the wall, guns blaring and girls swooning...He wished.
Instead, he'd snuck into Sirius' house, donning his invisibility cloak and his wand. He navigated the stairs as he had multiple times before, and slowly pushed open Sirius' door, hands over eyes, you know, just in case.
"Pads?" He whispered, showing his face, his body still an invisible mass.
"GAH! Prongs What the fudge!"
Poof, two girls appeared via floo. One of them had thick, long tresses of honey brown hair and golden eyes, the other had long red hair and sparkling green eyes.
"Sirius!" the brunette cried throwing herself at Sirius.
"Daph!" Sirius whispered, closing his eyes and kissing her happily.
"JAMES?" Lily yelled, "What are you doing here?"
James jumped, and the floating head hit itself against the framework. Swearing profusely, he stepped over the threshold and closed the door before he had some angry purebloods on his ass.
"Pleasant," he muttered at Sirius' enthusiasm.
"Glad to see I still matter to, you know, my heterosexual lover, whatever. That obviously means nothing. I'll just take Evans and go. Let's roll, my ginger cupcake," he said, shedding the invisibility cloak and putting on a fake soppy voice, holding a hand out to Lily in a form of mock chivalry.
"POTTER-" Lily started, only to be silencio-ed by Padfoot.
"Are you insane Evans? Do you WANT my parents to catch us?" He whispered removing the spell. "Daph, meet James Potter, my BEST FRIEND WHO LOVES ME AND WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY," he said looking pointedly at James.
"Hello James, nice to meet you. Lily`s told me so much about you. As has Siri. I will not hurt him James, or any of you for that matter. Sirius was so crushed when you didn`t believe he really liked me. Please understand."
James grinned at Lily. "My little lily-flower, we must be quiet, or else they may catch us. Our forbidden love must never be discovered," he whispered dramatically, opening the door and pointing the way.
"Of course I love you. But how could you date someone so completely WRONG, when you had your pick of me and Moons and Gryffindors and Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs and hell even PETE," he said, stepping onto the landing.
"I suppose I'll be civil. Suppose. That doesn't mean I will," James said, brown eyes solemn.
"And Siri?" He said, looking confused as well as amused. He shrugged and slid down the banister.
Sirius blushed a red to rival Arthur Weasley.
"Don`t worry dear, he`s joking." he whispered to Daphne whose temper was flaring.
"James...I didn`t know you swung that way. Sorry, Lils, that date I promised is moot now." He said honestly
Lily looked shocked; "I don`t know why he would say- I mean I didn`t - OOHH SIRIUS YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!"
James smacked a hand to his face. "I'm not joking!" He protested, sliding the hand down his face, and pushing his glasses further up his nose and ruffling his hair.
"Sirius. You should know. We share a dorm. That is all," he said, then his eyes widening.
"Crushed! By the only woman I have ever loved! By the only man I have ever loved! Whatever shall I do?" He asked, wrenching open the door to Number 12, Grimmauld Place.
"I`ll tell you what you`re gonna do. You`re gonna get your ass back in here and we`re gonna floo to your house, where me and Daph will say goodnight and conveniently leave you and Lily alone and then we will floo Remus and have a wonderful summer and you will behave in front of my girlfriend!" Sirius shouted.
"Girlfriend?" Daphne whispered, "You`ve never called any girl you´re GIRLFRIEND before."
"I never had a girl like you before." Sirius mumbled, ashamed of the dedication he had shown and afraid of James reaction.
James' face had a mask of mock horror. He was used to Sirius' tantrums by now.
"Shh, you'll wake the children!" He said, pointing to the ceiling. "Anyway, we don't need to floo. We have the magical apparating talents of James and Lily!" He replied, gesturing grandly to first himself and then Lily.
"Moons will be around. Soonish. He's a bit...preoccupied at the moment. But we would have a great summer, I guess. Though I feel bad for Pete. He's been grounded. Apparently his mother thinks he's hanging around with the wrong type of people, to which I say PSHAW. And if you mean to say you and Greenyass here are going to have sex on my mother's newly washed sheets I hope to goodness you don't because I will never be able to sit on that bed ever again nor walk past that room. Anyway, even if you did leave me alone with Lily, she'd shout rape and run. It's happened before," James rattled off in a few short breaths.
James raised an eyebrow at Sirius.
"Hm. If I didn't know better, I'd say Sirius was in lurve. But I know that's wrong, because Sirius would never betray us with a Greenyass," James replied.
"I`m gonna kill you, James. Her name is Greengrass and you best remember it..." Sirius muttered darkly, sighing.
"Well Daphne, I was hoping to do this a bit more...ro-ro-romantic" he stuttered, "but James here has kinda killed that idea. With saying good night I meant me saying: Daphne Greengrass this past month, yes, James, I`ve been seeing her in secret at school, has been the best of my life. I lo-lo-LOVE you! Please be my Girlfriend?" he finished, slightly out of breath.
"Oh..my Godric...I- I- I love you too!" Daphne cried, "And James, I`m not going to sleep with Sirius until I`m at least 21." She kissed Sirius.
James smacked a hand to his forehead. Somewhere behind him, he heard Lily do the same.
"Girlfriend! GOD DAMN IT. Lily, I shower you with love and stalking and STILL NOTHING. Siripuffle here just bats his eyelashes and voila. DAMN YOU, PADS. I dislike this so much. And I'm feeling awkward, so, you know, Lily, grab her arm while I grab Pads, and let's just go. Godric's Hollow, by the way," he said, sauntering to Sirius and wrapping his hand firmly around Sirius' forearm.
"Twenty one. Unlucky mate," he whispered, as they turned on the spot.
