Paul: "Carl! What on earth was all that?"
Carl: I'm not sure what you're referring to"
Paul: "You sunk an entire cruise ship Carl!"
Carl: "Are you sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that"
Paul: "Carl I watched fire harpoon into the captain's face"
Carl: "That sounds dangerous"
Paul: You were head butting children off the side of the ship
Carl: "That must've been horrifying to watch
Paul: And then you started making out with the ice sculptures
Carl: Well thank god that the children weren't on board to see it
Paul: Carl why's the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Carl: I guess you could say it is red and sticky
Paul: Caarl what are we standing in?
Carl: would you believe its strawberry milkshake?
Paul: No I would not believe that
Carl: Melted gumdrops?
Paul: No
Carl: Boat nectar?
Paul: No
Carl: Some of God's tears?
Paul: Tell me the truth Carl!
Carl: Fine! It's the lovely elderly couple from 2-B
Paul: CARL!
Carl: Well they were taking all the crescent rolls
Paul: I can't believe what I'm hearing
Carl: I will not apologize for art
Paul: Where are the other lifeboats?
Carl: Whoa! You won the prize! I didn't even notice that
Paul: Where are the other lifeboats Carl?
Carl: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun probably at the bottom of the ocean, I bit lots of holes in them
Paul: CAARL!
Carl: I have a problem, I have a serious problem
Paul: You are just terrible today!
Carl: Shhhh! Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness
Paul: That's the sound of people drowning Carl
Carl: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence
