Paul: "Carl! What on earth was all that?"

Carl: I'm not sure what you're referring to"

Paul: "You sunk an entire cruise ship Carl!"

Carl: "Are you sure that was me? I think I would remember something like that"

Paul: "Carl I watched fire harpoon into the captain's face"

Carl: "That sounds dangerous"

Paul: You were head butting children off the side of the ship

Carl: "That must've been horrifying to watch

Paul: And then you started making out with the ice sculptures

Carl: Well thank god that the children weren't on board to see it

Paul: Carl why's the lifeboat all red and sticky?

Carl: I guess you could say it is red and sticky

Paul: Caarl what are we standing in?

Carl: would you believe its strawberry milkshake?

Paul: No I would not believe that

Carl: Melted gumdrops?

Paul: No

Carl: Boat nectar?

Paul: No

Carl: Some of God's tears?

Paul: Tell me the truth Carl!

Carl: Fine! It's the lovely elderly couple from 2-B

Paul: CARL!

Carl: Well they were taking all the crescent rolls

Paul: I can't believe what I'm hearing

Carl: I will not apologize for art

Paul: Where are the other lifeboats?

Carl: Whoa! You won the prize! I didn't even notice that

Paul: Where are the other lifeboats Carl?

Carl: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun probably at the bottom of the ocean, I bit lots of holes in them

Paul: CAARL!

Carl: I have a problem, I have a serious problem

Paul: You are just terrible today!

Carl: Shhhh! Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness

Paul: That's the sound of people drowning Carl

Carl: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence