The Oracle

- WHAT?!

- There's no need to shout, you know- she told him putting her fingers inside her ears

- BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID?! I'M NOT GAY!- shouted Sasuke

He was shocked and angry. How dare that girl to call him gay?! he had dated almost every girl in town and he had never ever felt attracted to any man in his whole life! he didn't wear pink! he didn't have any rainbows or happy things (apart from Naruto) around him! He was noooot gay!

- Sure as hell you are- she said looking at him angrily- i'm never wrong!

- Yes you are cause i'm NOT gay!

- Stop being such a crybaby and get over it- she huffed- now leave

- I'm not leaving until you tell me why do you think i'm gay!

- I don't think or guess you are, i just know. Now tell me, how was your last relationship?

- I thought i was dating Satan

- Yeah i know Sakura is hard to handle

- How do you...?

- She came the day after to ask me if i was really totally and completely sure she should date Rock Lee now that you had dumped her, let's get back to the topic. Did you have any romantic feelings towards her, sincerely? or were you just trying to get some love?

- I...- now that he thought about it, why did he ever date Sakura?

- See?- Raine smirked

- But i've never had any feelings towards men, i can't be gay!

- Oh it's just that you haven't found your right guy yet, but i'm sure you will. You're good-looking after all

- Haven't you thought i may be asexual?- he asked hopeful

- Nope- she smiled- the only person alive who is totally asexual is your brother Itachi

Sasuke's eye twitched. Now he knew why the dobe and the redhead were friends: they were both nuts!

- Well, why are you still here? i answered you, so you can go now- the Oracle said pointing the door

The second Sasuke shut the door, Raine started to laugh

- This will be sooo much fun!

Miharu opened the door

- Why are you laughing, Raine?- she asked

- Oh it's because i feel great today, Mi-chan. I just guided a poor soul in the search of true love! it's just a matter of time for him to hook up with Naruto!

- And how do you know they'll hook up?- said Miharu sweatdropping

- I just know, i'm the Oracle

And they both started laughing again

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- That damn girl is crazy! and this is all your fault, dobe! i shouldn't have listened to you!- said Sasuke pacing (again) through Naruto's place

- Hey don't blame me, teme!

- You told me to go!

- Yeah! to search an answer and you got it! i don't know why you're all angry about- said the blonde crossing his arms

- You don't?! she told me i was gay!

- Being gay is totally normal this days- the Uzumaki commented patting him in the back

- Turn gay and then tell me, Naruto- Sasuke looked at him angrily shoving his hand away

- Sorry, i like girls. And don't worry, i'll be your friend forever, remember?

- Oh, that makes me sooo relieved- said the Uchiha sarcastically- having a dobe with me will make things a lot better

- You don't have to be such a bastard always, i was trying to cheer you up- Naruto pouted at him

Sasuke looked away from the blonde's "sad-puppy" eyes and cute pout because he knew he'll fell in his trap again. Not resisting that face that much he finally looked at him

- Fine, i'm sorry for that- he sighed- it's just that i can't believe it, maybe she was wrong

- That can't be, the Oracle is always right about everything! she got my parents together, and your parents too! she prevented the flood years ago and...!

- Ok, i get it, she can't be wrong. But you don't believe i'm gay, right?

- Well i don't know...maybe we can find a way to find out if you really are- Naruto suggested- i'll go and ask her if she has any ideas!

- Not to her again- now Sasuke was pouting, what a hell of a day

- I'll go alone then, don't mess up my apartment while i'm gone, Sasuke!- he warned

- Like it could get any more messed- he smirked

Naruto stuck his tongue to him and he left.

Sasuke smiled. The dobe was and always be like a little kid, playful and optimistic. He contrasted with Sasuke's own brooding and serious personality. Total opposites that balanced each other: ying and yang, the moon and the sun, day and night. Stuff like that.

Then he realized he was thinking a lot about Naruto

" Maybe it's because we spent too much together and that we're best friends, that's why i can't get him out of my head"

- Did you have any romantic feelings towards her, sincerely? or were you just trying to get some love?

Raine's words suddenly appeared in his mind shocking him

" I didn't have any feelings towards Sakura and after how she acted around Naruto and anyone who tried to get near me i just had to dump her. I can't be with someone who doesn't appreciate my best friend, i'm loyal!"

It's that all?- asked a voice inside his head

Sure it was all!

Nuh-uh, i don't think that's all, pretty boy. Because you couldn't stop thinking about him when you were with Sakura- said the voice again

He wasn't!

Was he?

- Crap- he muttered- that girl's words sure got to me...but i can't...

Be in love with him without knowing, right?

To be continued...