Today we find our host listening to music in the firing range. Outside the WarCoRm, black limousines could be seen arriving.
Larry: KnightFox (Yes KnightFox because ShadowFox and DuskFox are my co-hosts.) Please stop playing with your weapons and get ready. The guests are coming.
Me: Okay Larry. Just lemme plug this last target. Bah!! An 8. Gotta work on that. Okay let's go.
The WarCoRm's doors opened and several guests walked in. A disembodied voice started to talk.
Larry: Welcome esteemed guests of honor. I trust you found your trip enjoyable.
Infected Vulpine (IV or either Infected): Yeah whatever!!! Now why the fucks are we here?!
Larry: To have you're questions answered of course
FoxFighter220 (FF220 or just FF): By whom?
Me: By yours truly.
A black and silver vulpine appeared from out of the range smelling of gun exhaust.
Me: Huh? Oh yeah. Give me a sec. *Snaps fingers* *Am now wearing out I described in first chapter* (One more thing. All reviewers will be depicted as animals of my choice. However after this you can choose your own animal or choose to be depicted as a human) Welcome to the WarCommandRoom AKA WarCoRm. Take a seat.
Everyone sat down as directed.
Me: Well as you all know I run this and it's time to meet everyone. *Snaps Fingers*
A blue portal opens and the Star Fox, Star Wolf teams appear, followed by ShadowFox, DuskFox, Furiya, Axel, Skye, and AJ.
The Guests: HOLY SHIT!!!! THEY'RE HERE!?!?!? AWESOME!!!!
Me: All right calm down everyone. Let's get this done. We'll go clockwise. Let's see. Okay FF220 you're up.
The black vulpine jumps up happily and celebrates with a box of pizza.
FF220: WHOO HOO!!!! I LOVE PIZZA!!!
Me: Yes that's good now ask your questions.
FF220: Okay's.
FoxFighter220's questions
To DuskFox: DAMN!! YOU TOOK WHAT!? LIKE 2 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS?!?! WTF!!!!
DuskFox: What are you babbling about you inferior lupine? I've typed nothing. It is beneath me.
FF220: The hell?
Me: Sorry for the confusion FF220. I thought Shadow would show. Anyway to answer your question no it took about 10-15 minutes.
FF220: Okay.
To Fox: I SAW THAT!!! DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT!!!!
Fox: See what? Me staring at Krystal's ass? That's normal!
FF220: Wait...I don't remember what I saw.
Fox: Riiiiight.
TO Krystal: Hmmm...on some fics, you're described as a whore. What about this one? *Kisses Krystal*
Krystal: Ew!! *Smacks FF220 with staff* DO that again and this goes up your ass!!!
Fox: And then I kick it!!!
FF220: *Gulp* Fair enough
To Katt: What's with the pink fur going black? Not that I have anything against black fur...my fur's black....but I'm a vulpine.
Katt: Like I haven't heard this question before. I dyed. Pink didn't seem intimidating enough.
FF220: Cools.
To ShadowFox: Wait....aren't you and DuskFox the same person?
DuskFox: I am...
Me: Cram it Dusk!!! Anyway here's how it goes: Dusk and Shadow depict the darkness within Fox. And they represent the different sides of me.
FF220: Ohhhhh...makes sense.
Me: Indeed
TO Falco: I think you're just a parrot!!
Falco: I think you're just a faggot!!
Me: *Pistol Whips Falco* Watch your fucking language!!!
Falco: But you just—
Me: *Pistol Whips* Shut it!!!
FF220: Sucks to be you!!! *Snickers*
TO everyone: Don't you think he's a dumb parrot?
Everyone except me: No
Me: No....he's an idiotic avian, who can't admit he loves Katt.
Katt: Really Falco? *Purrs seductively*
Falco: How'd you know that?
KnightFox (Looks better this way): 'Cuz I'm good like that
FF220: Damn str8
To Slippy: I HATE YOUR HIGH SQEUAKY VOICE!!! *Casts Nauxeum Peronium* *Slippy's head explode*
Everyone: OMG!! HE KILLED SLIPPY!!!
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!! *Brings back to life*
Slippy: *Glares at FF220* I'm going to kill you later chump
FF220: Ooh I'm so scared!!
To everyone: Who here likes Pizza?
Everyone: WE DO!!!!
To everyone: This is a quote from Shadow Shinobi57: "The best catch phrase in the world is 'H is just H'"
Everyone: .....
*Cricket noise*
Slippy: OOH! FOOD!!! *Gobbles Cricket*
Me: Slippy you fat fuck! I sentence you to 12,000 superman push ups!!!
*Transports Slippy to Training Room*
To Joe: Wait! That's my OC!! We'll get him questions in my Q&A!!!
KnightFox: Can't wait for it!!!
To 8 Random People: WHY DID I BRIGN YOU HERE?!? WHY!?!? DAMN IT ANSWER ME!!!!!!
8 People: .......
KnightFox: Ummm...FF? Those are mannequins
FF220: Oh...well that's embarrassing. That's all I got. See ya. *Shadow Teleports*
KnightFox: Man that guy's crazy. Okay next up...Some guy named "Augmentation of the Fire"
*Crash*
AotF: What was that?
KnightFox: G*ddamnit!!! Zombie!! I'll be back. Furiya take over.
Furiya: Okay Knight.
KnightFox ran to the armory and geared up. HE ran out the door and started to fire. The noise was dampened by the room.
Furiya: Onto AotF's questions
Augmentation of the Fire's Questions
To Krystal: MUFASA!!!
Krystal: *Laughs Uncontrollably* I loved that movie!! Say it again!
AotF: Mufasa, Mufasa, MU-FAH-SAH!!!!
Krystal: HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Ah! That classics!
Fox: Damn look at Krystal run....and what a nice figure. *Pants bulge*
Krystal: That a blaster in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
Furiya: Fun room's that way.
They run to the fun room and lock it.
To Katt: I see a moose!!
Katt: DIE MOOSE!!! *Pulls out AK-47 and fires at non-existent moose*
TO Falco: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!
Falco: FALCO PAWNCH!!!
To The twisted evil: Why do you exist?
TE: Because without me your goodness couldn't survive
To All: Shixon on the sits on!! I shall now leave you!! You'll never see me under this name again!!! ...Maybe a different one later *Leaves in thin line of Fire* Cool! OW! It burns!!
Furiya: Okay next is 3K (AKA KrzyKrnK)
3K: Thank you (You're a lion)
3K's questions
KnightFox comes back in covered in zombie guts.
KnightFox: Ahh! Sick!! *Snaps Fingers* All clean!!!
To me: You took my Larry? AND USED HIM???
KnightFox: Ummm no. You're Larry is a jerk. Y Larry is just...weird.
3K: oh. Next. Why must every do Q&A fics!?
KnightFox: 'Cuz they're fucking awesome!!! ^_______^ \--/
3K: Touché.
KnightFox: It's touche!
3K: Riiight. How'd you become a military brat?
KnightFox: Dad was in the Army.
3K: Is being a military brat fun?
KnightFox: It was pretty cool traveling to different places. SO yeah
3K: Would you recommend becoming a military brat to me?
KnightFox: Right now? No. It's easier when you're young 'cuz it's easier to move away when you're in like elementary school. Moving in high school is waaay too stressful.
3K: Okay. How serious are you in life?
KnightFox: People say I take things to seriously. Honestly certain situations call for seriousness. Am I that serious? Normally...No.
3K: How good are you with a rifle?
KnightFox: I'm getting freakin' awesome with it. I'm close to breaking 200!
3K: Can you even shoot a rifle?
KnightFox: Okay I just said I'm close to breaking 200. Why would I not be able to shoot a rifle?
3K: Can you hit a barn door with a rifle?
KnightFox: Get me a barn and we'll see.
3K: How do you get on rifle team?
KnightFox: I'm in JROTC. Rifle team is part of that. However you got be dedicated enough to get up hella early everyone Tuesday and Thursday morning. Practice starts at 0630 hrs.
3K: Are you their water boy?
KnightFox: WHAT PART OF CLOSE TO BREAKING 200 ARE YOU NOT GETTING HERE?!?!? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING WATER BOY!!!!
3K: I have to go to school so bye!
KnightFox: GO GET YOUR EDUMACATION!!!! Thanks for taking over Furiya.
Furiya: No problem Knight. I enjoyed it.
KnightFox: Well Maybe I'll let you host next episode. Anyway next up is StarFoxLuver. HEY!!!
SFL: I'M BAAACK!!! (You're a red fox)
StarFoxLuver's questions
To everyone: HI!!! Zo Mahogany Gawsh!!! FINALLY A NEW Q&A!! HOW EXCITING!!!
All: .....He'd had coffee...again!!
SFL: YUP!!! ONTO ME QUESTIONS!!!!
TO Fox: You must tell me the truth for you're under the oath of the Bible!!! Do you love your wife!!!
Fox: ......
KnightFox: Yeah they're still the Fun room. I'll get them.
5 minutes later...
Fox: Okay you ask if I love my wife and we just got done doin that? What do you think?
Krystal: Sam here
To Panther: HELP ME DESTROY JAKE!! (My gaytard of and OC)
Panther: I shall make it so!!!
TO everyone else: You can help too!!
All: YAYS!!!
To Marcus: Marcus!! *Glomps* you're awesome buddy!!
Marcus: *Glomps Back* you're awesome too!!!!
To Axel: Do you play Kingdom Hearts?
Axel: Kingdom Hearts? Hmm...Oh yeah! Is that that game where you play as Sora and you get a weapon called the Keyblade? Yeah!!! THAT game is awesome!! And the Keyblade is sweet!! Wish I had one!!
KnightFox: Here you go *Snaps Fingers*
The Keyblade "A Ninja's Wrath" appears in his hand.
Axel: SWEEEEEET!!!!
SFL: I know right!!!!
To Skye: *Glomps* ^w^ Not to be perverted in a way...just wanted to hug ya!!!
Skye: Awww!! Okay!! *Hugs SFL* There you go!!
To All: See ya!! OH CRAP!! 6 MINUTES TO SCHOOL!!!!! DARN YOU SCHOOL!!!
Me, FF220, Axel, Skye, AJ, 3K, Infected, Elementer, and anyone else here that goes to school: We feel you're pain dude!!!
KnightFox: Later bro!!! Okay my friend and comrade, Elementer!!!
Elementer: Hey Shadow!! I just have one very important question for you: You got a smoke?
KnightFox: I got gum. Oh wait yeah here's a pack Marlboro
Infected Vulpine: OKAY!! MY TURN!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? YOU INVITE EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT US?!? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD TAKE YOU OUT RIGHT NOW!?!?!?
KnightFox: One because I got you beat! 2) Cuz I'm the author and got author powers here! And 3) Because I RUN THIS!!!!!!! XD Anyway you got a permanent spot on the show. As does everyone else. Well that the end of our show. Okay Larry how much do I get paid per question?
Larry: About 200 credits per question.
KnightFox: And how many questions was that?
Larry: Let's see...44 questions...that's 8,800 credits.
KnightFox: AWESOME!!
Well that was my first live show!!!! I felt it was a little weak I liked it. Leave questions and I'll answer you!!!
