Today we find our host listening to music in the firing range. Outside the WarCoRm, black limousines could be seen arriving.

Larry: KnightFox (Yes KnightFox because ShadowFox and DuskFox are my co-hosts.) Please stop playing with your weapons and get ready. The guests are coming.

Me: Okay Larry. Just lemme plug this last target. Bah!! An 8. Gotta work on that. Okay let's go.

The WarCoRm's doors opened and several guests walked in. A disembodied voice started to talk.

Larry: Welcome esteemed guests of honor. I trust you found your trip enjoyable.

Infected Vulpine (IV or either Infected): Yeah whatever!!! Now why the fucks are we here?!

Larry: To have you're questions answered of course

FoxFighter220 (FF220 or just FF): By whom?

Me: By yours truly.

A black and silver vulpine appeared from out of the range smelling of gun exhaust.

Me: Huh? Oh yeah. Give me a sec. *Snaps fingers* *Am now wearing out I described in first chapter* (One more thing. All reviewers will be depicted as animals of my choice. However after this you can choose your own animal or choose to be depicted as a human) Welcome to the WarCommandRoom AKA WarCoRm. Take a seat.

Everyone sat down as directed.

Me: Well as you all know I run this and it's time to meet everyone. *Snaps Fingers*

A blue portal opens and the Star Fox, Star Wolf teams appear, followed by ShadowFox, DuskFox, Furiya, Axel, Skye, and AJ.

The Guests: HOLY SHIT!!!! THEY'RE HERE!?!?!? AWESOME!!!!

Me: All right calm down everyone. Let's get this done. We'll go clockwise. Let's see. Okay FF220 you're up.

The black vulpine jumps up happily and celebrates with a box of pizza.

FF220: WHOO HOO!!!! I LOVE PIZZA!!!

Me: Yes that's good now ask your questions.

FF220: Okay's.

FoxFighter220's questions

To DuskFox: DAMN!! YOU TOOK WHAT!? LIKE 2 MINUTES TO TYPE THIS?!?! WTF!!!!

DuskFox: What are you babbling about you inferior lupine? I've typed nothing. It is beneath me.

FF220: The hell?

Me: Sorry for the confusion FF220. I thought Shadow would show. Anyway to answer your question no it took about 10-15 minutes.

FF220: Okay.

To Fox: I SAW THAT!!! DON'T THINK I DIDN'T SEE THAT!!!!

Fox: See what? Me staring at Krystal's ass? That's normal!

FF220: Wait...I don't remember what I saw.

Fox: Riiiiight.

TO Krystal: Hmmm...on some fics, you're described as a whore. What about this one? *Kisses Krystal*

Krystal: Ew!! *Smacks FF220 with staff* DO that again and this goes up your ass!!!

Fox: And then I kick it!!!

FF220: *Gulp* Fair enough

To Katt: What's with the pink fur going black? Not that I have anything against black fur...my fur's black....but I'm a vulpine.

Katt: Like I haven't heard this question before. I dyed. Pink didn't seem intimidating enough.

FF220: Cools.

To ShadowFox: Wait....aren't you and DuskFox the same person?

DuskFox: I am...

Me: Cram it Dusk!!! Anyway here's how it goes: Dusk and Shadow depict the darkness within Fox. And they represent the different sides of me.

FF220: Ohhhhh...makes sense.

Me: Indeed

TO Falco: I think you're just a parrot!!

Falco: I think you're just a faggot!!

Me: *Pistol Whips Falco* Watch your fucking language!!!

Falco: But you just—

Me: *Pistol Whips* Shut it!!!

FF220: Sucks to be you!!! *Snickers*

TO everyone: Don't you think he's a dumb parrot?

Everyone except me: No

Me: No....he's an idiotic avian, who can't admit he loves Katt.

Katt: Really Falco? *Purrs seductively*

Falco: How'd you know that?

KnightFox (Looks better this way): 'Cuz I'm good like that

FF220: Damn str8

To Slippy: I HATE YOUR HIGH SQEUAKY VOICE!!! *Casts Nauxeum Peronium* *Slippy's head explode*

Everyone: OMG!! HE KILLED SLIPPY!!!

Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!! *Brings back to life*

Slippy: *Glares at FF220* I'm going to kill you later chump

FF220: Ooh I'm so scared!!

To everyone: Who here likes Pizza?

Everyone: WE DO!!!!

To everyone: This is a quote from Shadow Shinobi57: "The best catch phrase in the world is 'H is just H'"

Everyone: .....

*Cricket noise*

Slippy: OOH! FOOD!!! *Gobbles Cricket*

Me: Slippy you fat fuck! I sentence you to 12,000 superman push ups!!!

*Transports Slippy to Training Room*

To Joe: Wait! That's my OC!! We'll get him questions in my Q&A!!!

KnightFox: Can't wait for it!!!

To 8 Random People: WHY DID I BRIGN YOU HERE?!? WHY!?!? DAMN IT ANSWER ME!!!!!!

8 People: .......

KnightFox: Ummm...FF? Those are mannequins

FF220: Oh...well that's embarrassing. That's all I got. See ya. *Shadow Teleports*

KnightFox: Man that guy's crazy. Okay next up...Some guy named "Augmentation of the Fire"

*Crash*

AotF: What was that?

KnightFox: G*ddamnit!!! Zombie!! I'll be back. Furiya take over.

Furiya: Okay Knight.

KnightFox ran to the armory and geared up. HE ran out the door and started to fire. The noise was dampened by the room.

Furiya: Onto AotF's questions

Augmentation of the Fire's Questions

To Krystal: MUFASA!!!

Krystal: *Laughs Uncontrollably* I loved that movie!! Say it again!

AotF: Mufasa, Mufasa, MU-FAH-SAH!!!!

Krystal: HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Ah! That classics!

Fox: Damn look at Krystal run....and what a nice figure. *Pants bulge*

Krystal: That a blaster in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Furiya: Fun room's that way.

They run to the fun room and lock it.

To Katt: I see a moose!!

Katt: DIE MOOSE!!! *Pulls out AK-47 and fires at non-existent moose*

TO Falco: FALCON PAWNCH!!!!

Falco: FALCO PAWNCH!!!

To The twisted evil: Why do you exist?

TE: Because without me your goodness couldn't survive

To All: Shixon on the sits on!! I shall now leave you!! You'll never see me under this name again!!! ...Maybe a different one later *Leaves in thin line of Fire* Cool! OW! It burns!!

Furiya: Okay next is 3K (AKA KrzyKrnK)

3K: Thank you (You're a lion)

3K's questions

KnightFox comes back in covered in zombie guts.

KnightFox: Ahh! Sick!! *Snaps Fingers* All clean!!!

To me: You took my Larry? AND USED HIM???

KnightFox: Ummm no. You're Larry is a jerk. Y Larry is just...weird.

3K: oh. Next. Why must every do Q&A fics!?

KnightFox: 'Cuz they're fucking awesome!!! ^_______^ \--/

3K: Touché.

KnightFox: It's touche!

3K: Riiight. How'd you become a military brat?

KnightFox: Dad was in the Army.

3K: Is being a military brat fun?

KnightFox: It was pretty cool traveling to different places. SO yeah

3K: Would you recommend becoming a military brat to me?

KnightFox: Right now? No. It's easier when you're young 'cuz it's easier to move away when you're in like elementary school. Moving in high school is waaay too stressful.

3K: Okay. How serious are you in life?

KnightFox: People say I take things to seriously. Honestly certain situations call for seriousness. Am I that serious? Normally...No.

3K: How good are you with a rifle?

KnightFox: I'm getting freakin' awesome with it. I'm close to breaking 200!

3K: Can you even shoot a rifle?

KnightFox: Okay I just said I'm close to breaking 200. Why would I not be able to shoot a rifle?

3K: Can you hit a barn door with a rifle?

KnightFox: Get me a barn and we'll see.

3K: How do you get on rifle team?

KnightFox: I'm in JROTC. Rifle team is part of that. However you got be dedicated enough to get up hella early everyone Tuesday and Thursday morning. Practice starts at 0630 hrs.

3K: Are you their water boy?

KnightFox: WHAT PART OF CLOSE TO BREAKING 200 ARE YOU NOT GETTING HERE?!?!? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING WATER BOY!!!!

3K: I have to go to school so bye!

KnightFox: GO GET YOUR EDUMACATION!!!! Thanks for taking over Furiya.

Furiya: No problem Knight. I enjoyed it.

KnightFox: Well Maybe I'll let you host next episode. Anyway next up is StarFoxLuver. HEY!!!

SFL: I'M BAAACK!!! (You're a red fox)

StarFoxLuver's questions

To everyone: HI!!! Zo Mahogany Gawsh!!! FINALLY A NEW Q&A!! HOW EXCITING!!!

All: .....He'd had coffee...again!!

SFL: YUP!!! ONTO ME QUESTIONS!!!!

TO Fox: You must tell me the truth for you're under the oath of the Bible!!! Do you love your wife!!!

Fox: ......

KnightFox: Yeah they're still the Fun room. I'll get them.

5 minutes later...

Fox: Okay you ask if I love my wife and we just got done doin that? What do you think?

Krystal: Sam here

To Panther: HELP ME DESTROY JAKE!! (My gaytard of and OC)

Panther: I shall make it so!!!

TO everyone else: You can help too!!

All: YAYS!!!

To Marcus: Marcus!! *Glomps* you're awesome buddy!!

Marcus: *Glomps Back* you're awesome too!!!!

To Axel: Do you play Kingdom Hearts?

Axel: Kingdom Hearts? Hmm...Oh yeah! Is that that game where you play as Sora and you get a weapon called the Keyblade? Yeah!!! THAT game is awesome!! And the Keyblade is sweet!! Wish I had one!!

KnightFox: Here you go *Snaps Fingers*

The Keyblade "A Ninja's Wrath" appears in his hand.

Axel: SWEEEEEET!!!!

SFL: I know right!!!!

To Skye: *Glomps* ^w^ Not to be perverted in a way...just wanted to hug ya!!!

Skye: Awww!! Okay!! *Hugs SFL* There you go!!

To All: See ya!! OH CRAP!! 6 MINUTES TO SCHOOL!!!!! DARN YOU SCHOOL!!!

Me, FF220, Axel, Skye, AJ, 3K, Infected, Elementer, and anyone else here that goes to school: We feel you're pain dude!!!

KnightFox: Later bro!!! Okay my friend and comrade, Elementer!!!

Elementer: Hey Shadow!! I just have one very important question for you: You got a smoke?

KnightFox: I got gum. Oh wait yeah here's a pack Marlboro

Infected Vulpine: OKAY!! MY TURN!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!? YOU INVITE EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT US?!? GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD TAKE YOU OUT RIGHT NOW!?!?!?

KnightFox: One because I got you beat! 2) Cuz I'm the author and got author powers here! And 3) Because I RUN THIS!!!!!!! XD Anyway you got a permanent spot on the show. As does everyone else. Well that the end of our show. Okay Larry how much do I get paid per question?

Larry: About 200 credits per question.

KnightFox: And how many questions was that?

Larry: Let's see...44 questions...that's 8,800 credits.

KnightFox: AWESOME!!

Well that was my first live show!!!! I felt it was a little weak I liked it. Leave questions and I'll answer you!!!