Sam's answer did absolutely nothing to ease Dean's concern. What the hell was a porcupanda, and why did it require a ridiculous quantity of feminine hygiene products?
Sam didn't seem to care, he just passed the stunned and confused Dean the enormous tub of Lube before leaning into the trunk again and pulling out what appeared to be a robe, a tutu, a top had and a pair of fairy wings. "Come on." He said, leading the way back to the kitchen. "I'll show you!"
Poor Dean was left with no choice but to follow.
When they reached the kitchen Sam put his armful of items over the back of a chair, and took the tub off Dean and put it on the floor in the corner. "You make the coffee." He told Dean, "I'll be right back."
He disappeared down the hallway again before Dean could protest. He couldn't deny that a cup of coffee was likely to help the world start to make sense again, and so, seeing no other alternative right now (apart from possibly tying Sam to a chair until he started to make sense…the thought was tempting.) he turned on the coffee maker and found two clean mugs.
Sam returned with his laptop just as Dean took a sip of his coffee, letting out a sigh as he did the first normal thing all morning.
"Thanks Dean." Sam took his coffee and sat down at the table, opening the laptop in front of him and indicating for Dean to sit too.
Dean finally found his voice again. "You going to tell me what the hell's going on now?" He asked, surprisingly calmly.
Sam pulled up a purple webpage with the letter emblazoned across the top and some form of unidentifiable cartoon animal on one side. He turned the screen to face Dean and grinned. "I signed us up for a scavenger hunt!"
Dean looked at him in confusion. The phrase 'scavenger hunt' for him brought up memories of his father teaching them to find items for a hunt as quickly as possible during training exercises. He was damn sure they had never involved lube or tampons! "I don't get it."
Sam chuckled, "You know, a scavenger hunt! You get a list of things you have to find and you get more or less points depending on how difficult the item is to achieve. This one involves taking photos or videos of lots of different things and putting them on this website."
Sam looked so damn pleased with himself that Dean didn't know what to say. "Um…Ok. But, ah, when were you planning to tell me?"
Sam had the grace to look a little sheepish. "Today?"
"Today." Dean sighed, "And when does it start?"
Sam seemed to take that as acceptance, "Today! Here's the list!" He clicked a tab at the top of the page and an enormous list of crazy items appeared.
Dean's eyebrows shot up, "Today?!" He took a moment to scroll through the items at the top of the list. His mouth dropped open, and his eyebrows just about disappeared into his hair. "You want me to do What?!" He shook his head, pushing the computer back towards Sam and grabbing his coffee mug as he stood up.
Sam shot up, grabbing his arm and turning those damn puppy dog eyes onto full power. "Please Dean?"
Dean tossed his head back to stare at the ceiling in exasperation. Finally he gave a long suffering sigh. "Whatever. I'll help. But I'm not playing dress ups!"
"We are going to have so much fun!" Sam broke into such an excited grin that Dean couldn't help but smile, even as he wondered what the hell he had just gotten himself into.
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