Me: This will definitely NOT be a one-shot after all. I got this idea from Daisyisawesome, asking me why not I do ALL the intros. So, being me, I agreed. Lol. So after this I will do Mario Party 2, (If it has an intro) but I will be doing them in the same fic. There's no point in doing 9 different fics, all about Gory Mario Party Intros. (GMPI for short, lol) So...yeah.

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Toad breathed in and out, put on a brave face, and walked over to Luigi. But on the way, he slipped, and landed hard on his back.

'Well, that was random' snickered Peach, putting her hand on her hip and smiling.

'Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch' spat Toad, as he trembled while getting to his feet.

Everyone looked at the mushroom boy, shocked. Then Luigi began chuckling and clapped.

'Well done, Toad. You said something bad to the Princess!' he patted him on the head, and Toad beamed. '...But that won't last'

Luigi raised the knife, and before Toad could do anything, he dragged it across Toad's neck, opening it up. Blood gushed out, and Toad squirmed around, but Luigi picked him up, and sliced the knife across his left hand, making it fall down the mountain. Toad screamed, making blood squirt out of his mouth. The other three watched, trembling.

'Hmmm...' Luigi said, throwing the limp body to the ground and turning to the other three, grinning. 'How about we play a little Mario Party minigame?'

'What happens if we win?' asked Yoshi boldly, stepping forward.

'You get to survive' Luigi replied, wielding the knife swiftly. 'But if I win, you die helplessly...'

'What minigame?' asked Peach, hiding behind Wario, who felt pleased with himself.

'Just one I like to call...' Luigi said, looking up at the group. 'Stabbing Spree'

'Stabbing Spree?' gulped Wario, going red, his moustache twitching.

'Yes. We all have to stab each other with these' Luigi raised three more knives. 'The last one remaining wins'

'What!? We have to kill EACH OTHER!?' cried Peach, and started weeping. 'You can NOT do that!'

'Yes I can' smiled Luigi, enjoying Peach's cries. 'Grab a knife, bitch'

Everyone picked a knife, Peach trembling as she did so.

'And...Go!' laughed Luigi.

Luigi ran over Toad's body as he made his way to Peach, whose eyes were red with tears. She was staring over at Wario, who was heading for Yoshi. She flattened down her dress, gulped, and made her way over to the fat money-lover. Luigi suddenly skidded to a halt, hearing the sound of feet softly making his way over to him. He spun around at once, and saw a startled Yoshi, who dropped his knife and fell over in surprise. Luigi grinned and stepped on Yoshi's legs, making him unable him to escape. He squirmed around, and then stopped, defeated. He stared into Luigi's eyes, as he raised the knife.

'ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!'

Luigi's eyes spun around, and blood ran down from his head. He slowly raised the knife again.

'ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH !'

Luigi stopped moving completely, one of his eyes popping out and landing next to Yoshi, who kicked it away.

'ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!'

Luigi's head came off, blood spurting out from his neck, or where his neck WAS. It landed on Yoshi's lap. Yoshi then gasped. The mouth moved. Luigi was speaking!

'You win this time, but I will come back, and next time, there is no fucking way you'll escape from me...'

Yoshi threw away the head, hitting Peach, who screamed as she fell head-first down the huge hill. Luigi's dead body fell to a side, enabling Yoshi to his his saviour's face. Wario gave a huge grunt, and helped Yoshi to his feet.

'Thanks so much, Wario' smiled Yoshi.

'Yeah. This was a terrible picnic, right?'

'Right' grinned Yoshi.

He then turned to look down the mountain, where Peach's body lay.

'It's sad that Peach didn't make it though. It was my fault'

'Who cares, I have never liked that bitch' laughed Wario.

'Hahaha' laughed Yoshi again, and they both began walking down the steep hill.

It was all silent. Then there was a shuffle, and an evil laugh.

'Heh heh heh...'

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A/N: That is the Mario Party 1 intro over. I don't know if evil Luigi will come back in the next one, or just normal Luigi. What do you guys think? Review or PM me, and review anyway please.